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The '''Empire of Minarboria''' was a union of realms under the rule of the [[House of Rossheim]]. It occupied parts of [[Benacia]], [[Cibola]] and eastern [[Micras]] from 2015 to 2017. Minarboria had a high proportion of physically modified citizens and a secretive, bureaucratic but generally quiet government.
The '''Empire of Minarboria''' was the final coagulation of the varied royal posessions accumulated across [[Micras]] by the [[House of Rossheim]]. It was administered from a core territory in southwest [[Benacia]] known as the Imperial Shrublands, populated by migrants who had befome politically disenfranchised in [[Shireroth]] in the tumultuous aftermath of the [[ARSE|Kildari secession]]. Most notable among this exodus were the noble houses of Rossheim, [[Shyriath|Mortis]] and [[House of Yastreb|Yastreb]] which would go on to dominate the leadership of the empire.


==Community Origin==
Minarboria's most salient characteristic was the prevalence of the [[Deep Singers]] and undead liches in its halls of church and state respectively. Being blessed with infinite lifespans, this 'post-human' élite were able to leverage their formidable erudition into such power over the empire's unmodified classes - known somewhat disparagingly as 'breathers' - that their perception as agents of some divine force [[Ketherism|persists to this day]]. However the liches, and to a lesser extent the Deep Singers, were fatally dependent upon the arcane chanelling of telluric energies to provide their animating force and the total carrying capacity of these energies was little understood. A series of territorial expansions and the growth of a posthuman middle class in Minarboria is thought to have drained their animating power faster than it could be recharged, resulting in a catastrophic period of bodily torpor across the entire leadership stratum of the empire and precipitating its rapid collapse.


Minarboria was established by inhabitants of the [[Shireroth|Shirerithian]] Imperial State of Lichbrook who were unhappy with the community atmosphere of the [[Bastion Union]] in 2014/15, and sought a venue for micronational life that was less easily disturbed. This initial consensus congealed into a small but highly motivated community of creatively-minded individuals who produced a disproportionately high amount of art, literature, theology, philosophy and narrative for a nation their size. Political skullduggery was occasionally indulged, but with a far higher degree of consent among participants than was generally seen at the time.
==History==


==Narrative History==
===Foundation===


===Pre-Foundation===
[[File:Greatreplanting.png|thumb|400px|left|Routes taken during the Great Replanting. Some are now the routes of [[Ketherism|Ketherist]] pilgrimages.]]


Minarboria arose from a mass migration out of Lichbrook in response to three successive phenomena: the secession of Kildare from [[Shireroth]] in 468 AF, the unwillingness of the Shirerithian political class to prevent the manipulation of public life by provocateurs from [[Elwynn]] and [[Jingdao]], and the rise of Steward (later Kaiser) of Shireroth, Jacob Darylion-Verion, for whom the situation was a pretext to launch an assault on the autonomy of Shireroth's constituent Imperial States. Seeing this as a collective punishment of loyal Imperial States for the actions of the less loyal, the noble houses of Lichbrook found their faith in the entire Shirerithian system irreperably broken. Together with the fallen Yastreb family of Goldshire who had been largely disowned by the Shirekeep elite two Kaisers previously, as well as the bio-modified 'Deep Singer' casualties of a recent rebellion in Shimmerspring, these disaffected elements coalesced around the undead personage of Lyssansa Rossheim - previously the sole autocrat of Lichbrook who had now been sidelined in power by her matrilineal elders Anthrazita and Marie Dolores.
The mass emigration from Shireroth's Imperial State of [[Brookshire|Lichbrook]] which established Minarboria was the result of four successive phenomena: the secession of Kildare from [[Shireroth]] in {{Tooltip|468 ''Anno Fruticis''|Mid-1617 AN}}, the unwillingness of the Shirerithian political class to prevent the manipulation of public life by provocateurs from [[Elwynn]] and [[Jingdao]], the rise of Kaiser [[Verionism|Verion I]] of Shireroth for whom the situation was a pretext to launch an assault on the autonomy of Shireroth's constituent Imperial States, and finally the decision of that same Kaiser to cancel the Neridian Expedition, a colonial project on the Isle of [[Istvanistan]] in which a great amount of Lichbrook's resources had been invested. Interpreting these events as a collective punishment of loyal Imperial States for the actions of the less loyal, the noble houses of Lichbrook found their faith in the entire Shirerithian system irreperably broken. Together with the fallen Yastreb family of [[Goldshire]] who had been largely disowned by the Shirekeep elite two Kaisers previously, as well as the Deep Singer casualties of a recent rebellion in Shimmerspring, these disaffected elements coalesced around the undead personage of Lyssansa Rossheim, the Princess of Lywind - previously the sole autocrat of Lichbrook who had now been sidelined in power by her matrilineal elders Anthrazita and Marie Dolores.


With the help of her personal household staff, Lyssansa tasked an ancient, undead soldier of fortune by the name of Mors Nerrolar to raise a colonist army and lead the greater part of Lichbrook's population off Shirerithian shores to escape the Shirekeep regime, which was considered irreperably dysfunctional even by the more impartial observers of the time. Seeking a religious cause to motivate the colonists, Lyssansa invoked the name of the Shrub-God Minarbor who had been in her care ever since a loosening of certain arcane bounds during a plague in the Shirerithian capital had caused Him to sprout from the root system of His cantankerous father-tree Malarbor. Minarbor, never being one to voice loud opposition at anything, meekly consented to his removal from Shireroth - indeed he was seen to express a degree of leaf-twitching excitement at the prospect of seeing new places and meeting new people.
Lyssansa's principal minion, one Clarence Etzeterra, had been tasked with leading the Lichbrookian element of the Neridia expedition and now found himself responsible for several thousand colonists and a merchant shipping fleet devoid of purpose. Lyssansa, on hearing of the matter, resolved to put them to use in a new project entirely outside the jurisdiction of the Shirerithian government. She chose as a destination the shore of southwestern Benacia which had fallen to anarchy some generations previously with the collapse of [[Ashkenatza]]. Without the support of Shireroth's Kaiser or indeed her  familial elders in Lichbrook, Lyssansa knew that the security of the expedition would need to be provided privately. She approached the ancient revenant Mors Nerrolar - head of the House of Mortis, noted soldier of fortune and previously Kaiser of Shireroth - and offered him substantial funds to raise an expeditionary army from his contacts around Lichbrook. This he set about in earnest, attracting in the process the surviving remnant of the House of Yastreb whose undead matriatch, Royana Dolordotch, was willing to follow Mors anywhere in the service of her romantic fixation toward him.


The Kingdom of Minarboria was proclaimed in 800 AF (5884 ASC, September 15th, 2015) from the Shrubbery, a fortified hill adjacent to the ruined [[Ashkenatza|Ashkenatzan]] city of Mikrashot. In time the city around this Shrubbery would grow to become the Minarborian capital, Sansabury.
By disturbing telluric currents in the mycelial stratum of Lichbrook, the logistical commotion of this effort attracted the attention of certain Deep Singers in their underground burrows; specifically Fleurette the Thoughtseeker, one of the founding Incarnates of the Garden of Shimmerspring who sought to escape the civil unrest recently plaguing her home and also, to some degree, to get away from her estranged husband. As an Incarnate of the Garden she was accompanied by a loyal coterie of Deep Singer followers whose offer of assistance to Lyssansa's expedition was accepted.


===Golden Era===
Among Lyssansa's many personal possessions taken west was Minarbor, a sentient shrub who had begun his life as a sucker shoot of Shireroth's cantakerous patron tree god, Malarbor. Unlike his gnarled father, Minarbor was so meek and inoffensive in temperament that Shireroth's [[Cedrism|Cedrist]] Temple had briefly considered him their official Demigod of Pastel Colours. His emergence had occurred during a time of nominal Rossheim rule and civil unrest in Shireroth's capital, [[Shirekeep]], allowing Lyssansa to order his separation from Malarbor and his relocation to the safety of her own personal shrubbery. Now as Lyssansa left Shireroth, Minarbor was dug up, placed into a pot and added to her personal wagon train.
[[File:Always.png|thumb|150px|left|A poster from the early Imperial period, aimed at disaffected foreigners and indecisive tourists.]]


In 887 AF (5971 ASC, December 11th 2015) Minarboria expanded its territory to include land previously occupied by the [[Ashkenatza|Ashkenatzan]] province of Merenia. Five days later, the newly acquired territory was decreed into existence as the Lichgraviate of Lachmeren. In 932 AF (6021 ASC, January 24th 2016) this gain was extended into the Royal Forest of Litel as part of the Treaty of Gloomburg agreed with [[Tellia]] and [[Shireroth]], which also brought the Principality of Highbloom under Minarborian rule.
By the time he reached the main staging point of the expedition at [[Twoggle]], Minarbor's gentle and affable manner had attracted a devoted following of colonists; not least Fleurette and her Deep Singers who saw, in his verdant countenance, a divine manifestation of their very own Garden. Lyssansa, with typical shrewdness, encouraged the worship of her pet shrub and instructed Fleurette to compile the theological basis for a state church which would unify the liches and the Deep Singers into a single ''Shrubdom'' devoted, and indeed named, for Minarbor. Minarbor himself, never being one to voice loud opposition at anything, meekly consented to his relocation and apotheosis - indeed he was seen to express a degree of leaf-twitching excitement at the prospect of seeing new places and meeting new people.


In 1016 AF (6105 ASC, April 18th 2016) the ailing Empire of Sangun and South Cibola decided to form an Empire under the Minarborian flag. The event represented a doubling of Minarboria's territorial holdings with Sangun, [[Treisenberg]], Leichenberg, Steeria, Riskai, Tiěyá and Karalakh all joining the Empire. The rulers of these territories established their presence in Sansabury as the Council of Necrarchs, with Lyssansa at its head. The consolidation brought a short period of confusion on Cibola which led to the withdrawal of governance from Eastern Highfield. The area was duly occupied by authorities from the [[Natopia|Natopian]] province of Walstadt until an uprising in the province was put down by the Natopian government, who by way of retribution stripped Walstadt of most of its new-found territory and returned half of it to Minarboria in 1088 AF (6172 ASC, June 29th 2016).
After a stopover at Port Benacia, the expeditionary fleet landed along a series of beachheads between the ruined Ashkenatzan ports of Klymenburg and Gefiltefischhafn; some of these were assaulted by warbands of Yehudi and [[Laqi]] who had come to prominence in the post-Ashkenatzan anarchy but, lacking support from competing neighbouring powers that they would more latterly enjoy, they were progressively defeated or assimilated by the well-equipped mercenaries of Mors Nerrolar's expeditionary army. In the more violent western reaches a forward defensive line known as the Lywall was established, running east from Klymenburg (now renamed Klymhigh) until it reached the ruins of Mikrashot some 400 kilometres inland. It was upon a fortified hill adjacent to the latter city that Lyssansa established the seat of her rule, a walled shrubbery at which all the telluric ley lines of her realm would meet at the very personage of Minarbor himself. The ruins of the old city were salvaged for the construction of the new city, known as [[Sansabury]], and it was here that the Kingdom of Minarboria was proclaimed in {{Tooltip|800 AF|mid-1628 AN}}.


In 1100 AF (6184 ASC, July 11th 2016) began the Jollification of the Kossars, a drive to secure the western frontier of the Imperial Shrublands in response to a surprise expansion by [[Shireroth]] into Western [[Benacia]]. This expansion gained the ancient [[Ashkenatza|Ashkenatzan]] heartlands of Volhyria and Porolia, including the ruins of its capital [[Kolmenitzkiy]]. These territories, renamed Vollity and Poroly, would eventually become the Shophate of Siyachia.
[[File:Always.png|thumb|250px|left|A poster from the early Imperial period, aimed at disaffected foreigners and indecisive tourists.]]


in 1175 AF (6259 ASC, September 24th 2016) Empress Lyssansa went missing along with most of the Empire's necrarchs, leaving her designated Regent Shyriath Farstrider to assume power. In 1227 AF (6310 ASC, November 14th 2016) he fell gravely ill after a particularly enthusiastic Amaretto binge, leaving all Minarboria without governance. The necromantic ley lines which sustained Minarboria's undead population quickly withered and order began to break down, culminating in a series of events known as the [[Harvestfall Revolution]], whereby a movement of student liches took the university city of &zeter hostage and demanded reform of the failed state. The situation was briefly resolved by Regent Shyriath's recovery from illness and his resumption of power in 1284 AF (6367 ASC, January 10th 2017), whereupon he conspired with the Saohuang Queen of Tiěyá to reform the Imperial Root Law independently of the absent Empress and restore the Empire to a limited period of function in 1305 AF (6388 ASC, January 31st 2017).
===The Kingdom===


===Collapse===
[[File:Lyssansaportrait.png|thumb|250px|right|Lyssansa was very protective of her shrub, but encouraged his popular adoration to legitimise her rule.]]


Minarboria was, however, dealt a final blow with Regent Shyriath's second disappearance from public life for reasons which were never fully ascertained, but widely suspected to involve a tragic relapse into his previous weakness for [[Tellia|Tellian]] liqueurs. Lost with him was the Queen of Tieya, who disappeared while searching for her suicidal father in an area known to be infested with bio-engineered predatory fauna. Depending as it did upon the inimitable judgement of the Regent for its day-to-day efficiency, the Minarborian government soon descended into utter paralysis and order broke down across the Empire with surprising speed, this in turn precipitating a renewed breakdown in the necromantic field which was to spell the final demise of the undead across Southern [[Benacia]] and have o_- ''grave'' ramifications for the entire continent.
Whilst the rulers of Minarboria set about the business of governance, their homesteading subjects advanced deep into the continental interior. North of Sansabury, Fleurette and her Deep Singers established the Garden of Whisperwood, administered in accordance with the customs of their race. To the east, Clarence Etzeterra was granted Marquisial title and established the academic city of [[&zeter]]. Between them, the agents of Lyssansa's own household - the feared ''lichniks'' - established the Lichgraviate of Novodolor and set about the construction of and industrial base, assisted by a horde of undead 'zombot' automatons. Further still, in the high [[Kalgachia|Octavian Mountains]], Lyssansa's friend and ally [[Lord Toastypops]] - himself Ashkenatzan by birth - sought to reclaim a modest crag of his old homeland and repurpose the notorious "fleshpots of Mazeltov" (now renamed Toastytop) to the manufacture of toys, lich cookies and other objects conducive to the jollity of the Minarborian population.


The last remnants of government evacuated the Minarborian capital in 1418 AF (6502 ASC, May 25th 2017), the majority fleeing north to the Octavian mountains where they would eventually establish the Garden of [[Kalgachia]].
By {{Tooltip|887 AF|early 1631 AN}} the Lichgraviate of Lachmeren had been claimed as a home for the assimilated Laqi population. By this time the Imperial government of Shireroth had begun to succumb to the machinations of the expansionist [[Froyalaners|Froyalanish]] and sought to occupy the ungoverned corridor of Greater [[Tellia]], establishing a long common border with Eastern Minarboria. The resulting negotiations resulted in the Treaty of Gloomburg, in which the ungoverned majority of Tellia was partitioned into two condominia of joint Shirerithian-Tellian and Minarborian-Tellian administration. Despite the treaty's cordial ratification, Shireroth's ambitions in the region aroused considerable suspicion in Sansabury and Queen Lyssansa designated the portion of land granted entirely to Minarboria by the treaty, between Novodolor and Lachmeren, as the 'Royal Forest of Litel' - in reality this would be one of the first examples of a ''biomic minefield'', cultivated by the Deep Singers as a frontier fortification. It was here that such notorious flora and fauna as the dreadnettle, the shrapnel lily, the sharpshooter primrose and indeed the [[Tyrannocricetus aliger|Tee-al]] came to prominence.


The collapse of Minarboria, occurring simultaneously with that of [[Alexandria]], saw one of the greatest episodes of civil collapse and opportunistic land-grabbing in Micran history. For significant parts of the world, these events marked the beginning of a new and terrible dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the [[shire:Directorate of Research & Engineering|lights of perverted science]].
The Treaty of Gloomburg also granted Minarboria a swathe of territory north of Toastytop; this was granted to Octavia Rossheim, the Minarborian Princess Royal, as the Principality of [[Northbloom|Highbloom]].


==Government==
===The Empire===
[[File:Lyssansaportrait.png|thumb|150px|right|A portrait of Lyssansa, Empress of Minarboria, wielding the Sword of Fire liberated from [[Shireroth]].]]


Minarboria was a necrarchy ruled by an undead Empress, known as Lyssansa. From her palace at the heart of Sansabury's Shrubbery, Lyssansa ruled the Empire alongside the Council of Necrarchs, whose decrees were implemented through a troika of organs known as the State Arbors which were ranked in order of importance. The First State Arbor was the executive branch, concerned with the implementation of the Council's decrees and the co-ordination of the Shrubbery as a whole.
Lyssansa's success in carving out her own royal fiefdom had not gone unnoticed by her undead relatives in the House of Rossheim, whose own far-flung possessions across Micras had suffered from a feedback loop of withering talent in their necromantic castes (known as the ''Deathgivers'') and a societal torpor which brought the routine workings of those states to an almost complete halt. Minarboria, in their envious eyes, had plenty of animating energy to share and they began pressuring Lyssansa to bring her realm into political union with theirs. Although she had proudly defied the screeching menace of her grandmother Anthrazita in leaving Lichbrook, Lyssansa found it more difficult to resist the creeping tide of affable suggestion rising from her gentler, more respected relatives. She eventually assented to the idea of a grand union of the Rossheim realms, provoking a storm of protest from senior elements of the Minarborian civil service who feared not only the usurpation of their positions, but the annihilation of the Minarborian national consciousness itself. After much discussion with the chief administrators of the Minarborian government, the State Arborists, a compromise was reached whereby a new imperial union would adopt Minarboria's name and respect its ceremonial primacy in return for a high level of autonomy for the other states. The necessary reforms, enacted in {{Tooltip|1016 AF|late 1635 AN}} by the Treaty of Sansabury, entailed the following:


The Second State Arbor handled Minarboria's internal affairs such as immigration, policing, state security, national resources and industry, customs, and various other minutiae of domestic life.
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The Third State Arbor, located on the edge of the Shrubbery a safe distance from the Empress' palace, dealt with affairs outside Minarboria's borders. Here foreign diplomats were received and Minarborian diplomats were directed.
*The establishment of a Council of Necrarchs to rule the new empire, led by Lyssansa as Empress;


Defence of the Empire was conducted by a grouping of assorted local regiments which were generally mobile in character; ranging from heavy cavalry riding giant Jackalope-like beasts to mechanised assault troops weighed down with armour plate and high-calibre weaponry, plus light formations of undead cossacks for reconnaissance and harrassment raids. In the Benacian territories, air defence regiments existed to protect the fighting formations and civil population from aerial attack. The Minarborian navy was entirely composed of submersible vessels fuelled by sea plankton.
*The reformation of the territory of the old Kingdom of Minarboria as the '''Imperial Shrublands''', itself divided into the personal '''Lichnina''' of Empress Lyssansa comprising the Lichgraviates of Lywall, Lachmeren, Novodolor and Litel, and the '''Autonomous Jurisdictions''' of Highbloom, &zeter, Whisperwood, Toastytop and Gloomvale.


==Religion==
*The incorporation of [[Greater Sangun|Sangun and Riskai]], [[Treisenberg]], Leichenberg, Steeria, Tiěyá and Karalakh into the empire as '''Lands of the Imperial Crown''' at the same level of autonomy as the Imperial Shrublands.
[[File:Minarbor.png|thumb|100px|left|Minarbor, the Shrub God.]]


The most venerated entity in Minarboria was Minarbor himself; a modestly-sized sentient shrub located at the very heart of the Shrubbery, in the courtyard of the Empress's palace. Originally a sucker shoot of the Shirerithian tree-god Malarbor, the mild-mannered Minarbor was considered Shrub-God above all and the purest distillation of Minarborian virtue by his followers, who named their very nation after him. He was protected from the dark and dangerous world by Empress Lyssansa, to whom he was legally married.
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Minarbor's virtues were promoted by the Church of Minarbor - an organisation run largely by a heavily-modified living humanoids known as Deep Singers, who adopted Minarbor as the highest form in their pre-existing model of the world known as the Garden. The Church had a presence of effectively theocratic proportions in the government of the Imperial Shrublands, as well as a wide and pious congregation among the ordinary population.
This consolidation brought a short period of confusion on [[Cibola]] which led to the withdrawal of governance from Eastern Highfield. The area was duly occupied by authorities from the [[Natopia|Natopian]] province of Walstadt until an uprising in the latter's original portion was put down by the Natopian government, who by way of retribution stripped Walstadt of most of its new-found territory and returned half of it to Minarboria in {{Tooltip|1088 AF|late 1637 AN}}.


The Church liaised and occasionally bickered with the Faculty of the Arcane of the University of &zeter, which examined and refined the "supernatural" elements required to maintain a population of undead or perpetually living individuals. The Faculty was of a heavily Promethean, Luciferian and generally Gnostic theme; an inevitable reaction against the millennia of magical suppression committed by the Technomaezji of Shireroth. The Faculty's methods were informed by many Benacian esoteric traditions such as Goldshirian Alchemy, Lichbrookian Necromancy and Ashkenatzan Qabbalah. Notably the Minarborian esoteric tradition survived the collapse of the Empire almost wholesale, being enthusiastically adopted by the [[Ketherism|Ketherist]] Church of [[Kalgachia]] in the wake of said collapse which effectively represented the Minarboreal eschaton and required some serious revisions of the local belief system.
By {{Tooltip|1100 AF|mid-1638 AN}}, the headlong expansion of Shireroth into the historical territory of [[Batavia]] compelled Empress Lyssansa to order the '''Jollification of the Kossars''', an occupation of the ancient [[Ashkenatza|Ashkenatzan]] heartlands of Volhyria and Porolia including the ruins of its capital, [[Kolmenitzkiy]]. This was accomplished in stages by the Karymov Host, a brigade-sized formation of undead Laqi cossacks whose numbers were soon swelled by their proficiency in securing and distributing the wealth of the Minarborian state to buy the collaboration of local kossar warlords whose vastly superior numbers would have been impossible to subdue by force alone<ref><small>This feat would later be repeated during the foundation of [[Kalgachia]].</small></ref>. Upon reaching Kolmenitzkiy, now slightly renamed to Nackolom, the leader of the Karymov Host - one Zemphirius Maksystrelovich Karymov - reinvented himelf as a wise Shophet whom surviving descendants of the region's Ashkenatzan clergy recognised as an authority figure to be flattered, if not entirely respected; the application of his amateurish ''pilpul'' against their imperfectly-remembered ''meforshim'', however, soon created an obscurantist miasma in the finest traditions of the Tribe of Jacob and assured the clerics' societal leverage into the respected ''Kohanim'' that they became. The authority of Karymov, as their enabler, became progressively more secure.


The fate of Minarbor himself after the demise of his empire is unconfirmed and subject to much debate and speculation - his last confirmed sighting was being spirited out of the [[Sansabury]] Shrubbery by the [[Deep Singers|Deep Singer]] elite of his church as civil order broke down in the city. In lieu of anything more than vague rumour and circular theological speculation about his ultimate fate, popular consensus around his old domains has defaulted to [[Media of Kalgachia#The Good, The Bad And The Shrubly|a semi-fictional theory]] promoted by the Kalgachi film industry which posits his physical dematerialisation into a 'Special Garden' expedited by an undead child, a mendicant cleric and a host of pursuing cossacks, leaving nought but a parting salvo of miracles in his wake.
[[File:Minarborians.png|thumb|400px|right|In uniting the animated dead and the engineered living, the clerical and esoteric caste of Minarboria hoped to achieve an alchemical wedding of opposites and manifest the divine syzygy on Micras through incarnate beings; an exercise which [[Nationalist & Humanist Party|some outsiders]] found unnerving.]]


At around this time, the lands between Whisperwood and the jollified kossar territories were settled by the last Deep Singers to have remained in Shireroth; their flight from the latter nation, compelled by the [[Media of Kalgachia#Underkeep|Underkeep massacre]] in Shirekeep, was popularly called the '''Second Great Replanting'''. Some measure of social friction arose between the newly-arrived Singers and those who had arrived during Minarboria's first years, often exacerbated by unresolved political quarrels from the ''Old Garden'', but the new settlers nonetheless established a stable population around [[Lepidopterum]].


==Population==
===Torpor and Revolution===


At the Empire's height, the population of Minarboria are arranged into four clusters determined by continental location; the Shrublanders on [[Benacia]], the Leichenbergers on [[Cibola]], The Sangunese off Northern [[Corum]] and the Nidarosians in Riskai. Of these the Shrublanders were the largest and most prominent group; containing among them Overdolorish and Lywinders, Goldshirians, [[Laqi|Laqis]] and [[Ashkenatza|Ashkenatzim]]. An enormous swathe of Minarboria's population were not mortal humans as commonly understood, but had either become undead or, in the case of the Imperial Shrublands, anatomically enhanced. This resulted in a mild form of caste system whereby the former tend to occupy the highest positions of government and the latter control the Church of Minarbor, although this was by no means an absolute. Sufficiently competent individuals of all forms (including Breathers) were capable of getting ahead in Minarborian society, thanks to the church's teaching that unjustified snobbery was contrary to the virtues of the Garden.
For all of its majesty, the House of Rossheim was long known to be afflicted by a 'royal disease' of sensitivity to natural disruptions in the necro-telluric field which animated their undead kind. Throughout Minarboria's early history the periodic tendency of Lyssansa to slump face-down into her lichcookies, and remain unresponsive in that pose for months at a time, was covered up by her embarrassed household staff and the bureaucrats of the Imperial Shrubbery who administered the empire on the basis of her previous policy guidance until she was revived enough to issue more.  


==An Index of Minarborian Terms==
As the Empire grew and more worthy breathers among the citizenry were transmuted into liches by the Deathgivers, the strain on the animating ley lines of lichdom became progressively more severe and Empress Lyssansa's spells of helpless inanimation became longer until, in {{Tooltip|1175 AF|late 1640 AN}}, she was found lying motionless in a flowerbed of her palace courtyard, some ten metres from a visibly frightened Minarbor who issued the hesitant proclamation that "she can sleep in the flowers... if she wants to?" In Lyssansa's hand was an order, written shakily in a faltering hand, for her to be placed in the tomb of her deceased breather siblings in distant Sangun - possibly in the vain hope of leeching their decompositional energy for reanimation, although no reason was given. While palace officials hurried to carry out this last request, Viscount Shyriath Farstrider, the ''Regent Interdum'' of the Empire and its most senior 'breather', assumed control of the government.


[[File:MinCalendar.png|thumb|500px|right|The Minarborian calendar, still used in [[Kalgachia]].]]
The fright of Minarbor, being the point at which all arcane ley lines in Minarboria met, caused a cascade of collapsed liches across the Empire and even began to create health problems among the more intricately-modified Deep Singers, whose own biomantic workings drew upon Minarbor as a focal point. The greatest effect was felt by the 'zombot' automatons, the corpses of penitents and destitutes reanimated to a state of low cognitive function for the performance of menial tasks. The Minarborian economy, being wholly reliant upon these beings, now began sliding into a headlong collapse as entire workforces keeled over and expired.


During its existence Minarboria developed an impressive array of administrative terms and popular idioms, such as:
[[File:DiscoFleurette.png|thumb|200px|left|The Martyrdom of Fleurette the Thoughtseeker: unsettling at the time, inspiring afterwards.]]


'''1SA, 2SA, 3SA'''<br>
Under the intense strain of the situation, Regent Farstrider - long possessed of a weakness for Tellian liqueurs - elected to head off an ensuing nervous breakdown by binge-drinking amaretto to sooth his nerves and help him sleep in the few moments of free time he had. His liver held out until {{Tooltip|1227 AF|mid-1642 AN}} when he was taken gravely ill and moved to his country estate by his physicians in a condition of delirious insensibility. Order quickly began to break down across the empire, culminating in a series of events known as the [[Harvestfall Revolution]] whereby a movement of student liches took over the university city of &zeter and demanded reform of the failed state before they all expired. The uprising was opposed by the old mercenary Mors Nerrolar who, fighting the twin attritions of energetic torpor and enemy action among the undead soldiers he could gather up, was able to besiege the city but not retake it. The stalemate was eventually broken by Fleurette the Thoughtseeker, head of the Minarborian state church, who revealed to the rebels that Minarbor himself was upset by their antics - although the rebels' loyalty to the state had been shaken, their piety was intact and the shameful revelation of Minarbor's discomfort provoked their immediate and unconditional surrender.
Bureaucratic shorthand for the First, Second and Third State Arbors respectively.


'''Anno Fruticis, AF'''<br>
By this time, Regent Farstrider's senses had recovered to some state of coherence and upon hearing of the &zeter rebels' grievances, he returned to Sansabury in {{Tooltip|1305 AF|late 1644 AN}} and conspired with the Saohuang Queen of Tiěyá - the only member of the Council of Necrarchs still functional - to reform the Imperial Root Law independently of the absent empress and restore the Minarborian government to a limited period of function.
The Minarborian year, counted as days since Minarbor's first appearance on July 7th, 2013 (that day being 5084 in the ASC system).


'''Ashenmorn'''<br>
===Collapse===
A celebration of the relationship between Deep Singers and the undead, wherein the ashes of Licheven bonfires were collected for fertiliser and thanks were given, occurring on Harvesthigh 10th (November 1st).


'''Asparagod'''<br>
The reformed government, however, still required a functional regent in the place of the absent empress and although Shyriath Farstrider served adequately in this capacity for a time, the carelessly euphoric experience of his previous alcoholism and the continuing collapse of lich society set the stage for a relapse; before long he was once again committed to his mansion in eastern Lywall where he spent his days bouncing off the walls, slipping over in pools of his own vomit and generally succumbing to a life of tragic indignity.
A monstrous being made of asparagus, said to hide under the beds of children who had not eaten their vegetables.


'''Breather'''<br>
In Sansabury the only remaining imperial authority figure was Fleurette the Thoughtseeker, head of the Church of Minarbor who might have salvaged the empire with the renewed call of the Garden had she not resorted to destructive coping strategies of her own; her downfall was the basement dancefloor of the élite Ouroboros Club in Sansabury, where her innocent swaying to slow disco numbers triggered the same powerful ancestral instinct which had, it was said, compelled many of her Deep Singer ancestors to offer themselves in sacrifice to the Garden by literally dancing themselves to death. What began as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3fufoYXsc gentle stress relief] progressed, over a succession of weeks, toward frenetic expressions of [https://youtu.be/Ww6kjlKCLCc?t=123 outright degeneracy] without pause for sustenance or even the performance of bodily functions. Fleurette was last seen near the Ouroboros Club shortly after the power supply in Sansabury had failed for the last time, emaciated and soiled with her once-brilliant liturgical robes in tatters, dancing along the half-deserted streets to tunes created entirely within her own mind<ref><small>For all of its ugliness, the prevailing clerical opinion among the [[Ketherism|Ketherists]] is that this act of ritual sacrifice, being followed by the continuity of Shrubdom in [[Kalgachia]], actually ''worked''. The event imparted the disco genre with such eschatological associations that it is regarded as taboo in the Kalgachi music scene to this day, restricted almost solely to church-supervised passion plays depicting the original event.</small></ref>.
A colloquial term for humans who were neither undead nor biologically modified.


'''Broodmother's Day'''<br>
[[File:Lyssansashrub.png|thumb|200px|right|As Minarbor's keeper and enabler, Lyssansa became a religious figure in her own right.]]
A celebration of the Broodmother, the original keeper of newborn Deep Singers, occurring on Springhigh 25th (May 15th).


'''Byeday'''<br>
The fate of Minarbor himself during this time is unconfirmed and subject to much debate and speculation - his last confirmed sighting was being spirited out of the Sansabury Shrubbery by robed clerics the state church as civil order broke down in the city. In lieu of anything more than vague rumour and circular theological speculation about his ultimate fate, popular consensus around his old domains has defaulted to [[Media of Kalgachia#The Good, The Bad And The Shrubly|a semi-fictional theory]] promoted by the Kalgachi film industry which posits his physical dematerialisation into a 'Special Garden' expedited by an undead child, a mendicant cleric and a host of pursuing cossacks, leaving nought but a parting salvo of miracles in his wake.
The fifth and final day of the Minarborian week.


'''Cultor'''<br>
Faced with such eschatological conditions, the last remnants of government evacuated the Minarborian capital in {{Tooltip|1418 AF|late 1648 AN}}, the majority fleeing north to the Octavian mountains where they would eventually establish the Garden of [[Kalgachia]].
The second highest clerical rank of the Church of Minarbor, located in large population centres.


'''Darko Day'''<br>
The collapse of Minarboria, occurring simultaneously with that of [[Alexandria]], saw one of the greatest episodes of civil collapse and opportunistic land-grabbing in Micran history. For significant parts of the world these events marked the beginning of a new and terrible dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the [[shire:Directorate of Research & Engineering|lights of perverted science]].
A celebration of Darko, mythological rabbit-guardian of the dispossessed and bringer of justice, occurring on Springrise 16th (April 5th).


'''Day of the Dead'''<br>
==Government==
A celebration of the year's end, wherein Lord Toastypops showered the jolly with gifts and those lost to the bonfires of Licheven re-emerged, occurring on Harvestfall 30th (December 21st).


'''Dissitor'''<br>
From her palace at the heart of Sansabury's Shrubbery, Empress Lyssansa ruled the Empire alongside the Council of Necrarchs, whose decrees were implemented through a troika of organs known as the State Arbors which were ranked in order of importance. The First State Arbor was the executive branch, concerned with the implementation of the Council's decrees and the co-ordination of the Shrubbery as a whole.
The fourth and lowest clerical rank of the Church of Minarbor, serving as missionaries and preachers.


'''Ephemeris'''<br>
The Second State Arbor handled Minarboria's internal affairs such as immigration, policing, state security, national resources and industry, customs, and various other minutiae of domestic life.
The day of Winterfall 9½, corresponding to February 29th.


'''The Garden'''<br>
The Third State Arbor, located on the edge of the Shrubbery a safe distance from the Empress' palace, dealt with affairs outside Minarboria's borders. Here foreign diplomats were received and Minarborian diplomats were directed.
A term used by the pious to describe Minarboria.


'''Hall of Blooms'''<br>
Defence of the Empire was conducted by a grouping of assorted local regiments which were generally mobile in character; ranging from heavy cavalry riding giant Jackalope-like beasts to mechanised assault troops weighed down with armour plate and high-calibre weaponry, plus light formations of undead cossacks for reconnaissance and harrassment raids. In the Benacian territories, air defence regiments existed to protect the fighting formations and civil population from aerial attack. The Minarborian navy was entirely composed of submersible vessels fuelled by sea plankton.
The information office of the Second State Arbor.


'''Hall of Fruits'''<br>
[[File:Minarbor.png|thumb|200px|left|Minarbor, the Shrub God.]]
The industrial office of the Second State Arbor.


'''Hall of Harvests'''<br>
==Religion==
The church liaison office of the Second State Arbor.


'''Hall of Leaves'''<br>
The most venerated entity in Minarboria was Minarbor himself; a modestly-sized sentient shrub located at the very heart of the Shrubbery, in the courtyard of the Empress's palace. Originally a sucker shoot of the Shirerithian tree-god Malarbor, the mild-mannered Minarbor was considered Shrub-God before all by his followers, who named their very nation after him. He was protected from the tumults of world by Empress Lyssansa, to whom he was legally married.
The education office of the Second State Arbor.


'''Hall of Mandarins'''<br>
Minarbor's virtues were promoted by the Church of Minarbor - an organisation run exclusively by the Deep Singers, who adopted Minarbor as the manifest essence of their pre-existing model of the world known as the Garden. The Church had a presence of effectively theocratic proportions in the government of the Imperial Shrublands, a decently-sized [[Shrubway|business portfolio]] and a wide, pious congregation among the ordinary population.
A large strategic reserve of vitamin C located in the Second State Arbor, guarded by brightly-coloured duck-like humanoids.


'''Hall of Moss'''<br>
The Church liaised and occasionally bickered with the Faculty of the Arcane of the University of &zeter, which examined and refined the "supernatural" elements required to maintain a population of undead or perpetually living individuals. The Faculty was of a heavily Promethean, Luciferian and generally Gnostic theme; an inevitable reaction against the millennia of magical suppression committed by the Technomaezji of Shireroth. The Faculty's methods were informed by many Benacian esoteric traditions such as Goldshirian Alchemy, Lichbrookian Necromancy and Ashkenatzan Qabbalah. The faculty would go on to form the nucleus of the [[Kalgachia#The Troglodyti|Troglodyti]] in Kalgachia.
The diplomatic hospitality suite of the Third State Arbor.


'''Hall of Nodules'''<br>
The gentle, permissive and unthreatening nature of Minarbor, besides being harmonious with the arcane notions of human agency descibed above, stand jarringly at odds with the pomposity and gratuitous slaughter that characterise the greater part of Micras' civilisational history; this is thought to be the source of his continued popularity.
The foreign trade office of the Third State Arbor.


'''Hall of Oats'''<br>
[[File:Licheven.png|thumb|200px|right|During the annual festival of Licheven, the bones of the year's fallen liches were cremated on pyres. On the following morning the ashes were donated to the Deep Singers, to nourish the soil for the living.]]
The cultural office of the Second State Arbor.


'''Hall of Prunings'''<br>
==Population==
The health department of the Second State Arbor.


'''Hall of Reapers'''<br>
At the Empire's height, the population of Minarboria was arranged into four clusters determined by continental location; the Shrublanders on [[Benacia]], the Leichenbergers on [[Cibola]], The Sangunese off Northern [[Corum]] and the Nidarosians in Riskai. Of these the Shrublanders were the largest and most prominent group; containing among them Overdolorish and Lywinders, Goldshirians, [[Laqi|Laqis]] and [[Ashkenatza|Ashkenatzim]]. An enormous swathe of Minarboria's population were not mortal humans as commonly understood, but had either become undead or, in the case of the Deep SIngers, anatomically enhanced. This resulted in a mild form of caste system whereby the former tended to occupy the most senior positions of government and the latter controlled the Church of Minarbor, although this was by no means an absolute. Sufficiently competent individuals of all forms (including Breathers) were capable of getting ahead in Minarborian society, thanks to the church's teaching that unjustified snobbery was contrary to the virtues of the Garden.
The police office of the Second State Arbor.


'''Hall of Rhizomes'''<br>
==An Index of Minarborian Terms==
The executive office of the Third State Arbor.
 
'''Hall of Roots'''<br>
The infrastructure office of the Second State Arbor.
 
'''Hall of Soils'''<br>
The national resources office of the Second State Arbor.
 
'''Hall of Tendrils'''<br>
The diplomatic corps of the Third State Arbor.
 
'''Hall of Thorns'''<br>
The military office of the Second State Arbor.
 
'''Harvestfall'''<br>
The twelfth and final month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty days long, from November 22nd to December 21st.
 
'''Harvesthigh'''<br>
The eleventh month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty days long, from October 23rd to November 21st.
 
'''Harvestrise'''<br>
The tenth month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty days long, from September 23rd to October 22nd.
 
'''Helloday'''<br>
The first day of the Minarborian week.
 
'''Irrigator'''<br>
The third clerical rank of the Church of Minarbor, serving as the common priesthood.
 
'''Jolliness, Her Jolliness, Her Imperial Jolliness'''<br>
Empress Lyssansa, the supreme necrarch.
 
'''Licheven'''<br>
The beginning of the Lichmas season, wherein undead liches in irreperable physical shape self-immolated on bonfires pending eventual regeneration, occurring on Harvesthigh 9th (October 31st).
 
'''Lichmas'''<br>
The festive period from Licheven on Harvesthigh 9th (Octover 31st) to Lichmas Day on Winterise 2st (December 22nd). Minarborians were expected to be especially jolly during this time.
 
'''Lichmas Day'''<br>
The first day of the Minarborian new year, falling on Winterise 1st (December 22nd). The final day of the Lichmas season, a day to relax with one's nearest and dearest, open presents etc.
 
'''Lichniks, Lichniki'''<br>
Officers of the Lichnina with a role somewhere between a Lord Lieutenancy and an inquisitorial agency. Universally feared.
 
'''Lichnina'''<br>
The personal fiefs of the Empress: Lywall, Lachmeren, Novodolor and Litel.
 
'''Lich Cookie'''<br>
A type of cookie specially made from easily-dissolved ingredients, for consumption by the undead who lacked functioning digestive systems. Often decorated with personalised icing and given as rewards for cood conduct in all manner of formal settings.
 
'''Lich Gravy'''<br>
A versatile liquid condiment made for the undead, consumable as a sweet or savoury garnish to Lich Cookies or as a beverage in its own right.
 
'''Lord Toastypops'''<br>
Undead Santa Claus.
 
'''Minarbor Day'''<br>
A celebration of Minarbor's life-affirming properties, occurring on Springrise 1st (March 21st).
 
'''Necrarchs'''<br>
The monarchs of Minarboria's constituent Imperial Realms, all of whom were undead liches.
 
'''Pleaseday'''<br>
The second day of the Minarborian week.
 
'''Putrefact'''<br>
A font-like object located in churches, into which donations of assorted biomass were left to rot by sinners in the hope that their decomposition, and subsequent donation as compost, would effect the transmutation of the sinner's soul into a purer state.
 
'''Reapers'''<br>
The national police of Minarboria, run by the Second State Arbor's Hall of Reapers.
 
'''Resector'''<br>
The highest clerical rank of the Church of Minarbor, chief among whom was the Resector of Sansabury.
 
'''Rustleday'''<br>
The third day of the Minarborian week.
 
'''The Shrub, The Shrub of Shrubs, Frutex Fruticorum'''<br>
The Shrub-God Minarbor, Minarboria's namesake.
 
'''The Shrubbery'''<br>
The seat of Minarborian government.
 
'''Springfall'''<br>
The sixth month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty-one days long, from May 22nd to June 21st.
 
'''Springhigh'''<br>
The fifth month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty-one days long, from April 21st to May 21st.
 
'''Springrise'''<br>
The fourth month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty-one days long, from March 21st to April 20th.
 
'''Summerfall'''<br>
The ninth month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty-one days long, from August 23rd to September 22nd.
 
'''Summerhigh'''<br>
The eighth month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty-one days long, from July 23rd to August 22nd.
 
'''Summerise'''<br>
The seventh month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty-one days long from June 22nd to July 22nd.
 
'''Thanksday'''<br>
The fourth day of the Minarborian week.
 
'''Winterfall'''<br>
The third month of the Minarborian calendar, twenty-nine days long, from February 20th to March 20th.
 
'''Winterhigh'''<br>
The second month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty days long, from January 21st to February 19th.


'''Winterise'''<br>
Minarboria generated a great amount of technical and colloquial language during its history, some of which remains in use today. [[Minarboria/Minarborian Terms|An index of it can be found here]].
The first month of the Minarborian calendar, thirty days long, from December 22nd to January 20th.  


'''Writ of Hircus Iratus'''<br>
==References==
A formal punishment for disorderly or terroristic conduct, meted out at the Queen's discretion in Minarboria's early days.


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Empire of Minarboria
Flag of Minarboria
Flag
Coat of Arms of Minarboria
Coat of Arms
Motto: Pro Virgulto Omnia
Anthem: In Old Benacia's Sprawling Hills
Location of Minarboria
Map versions 15.6.3 - 16.0.1
Capital Sansabury
Largest city Alttreisen, Yasutomi, Leichenberg, Steerswick, Riskai, Héchéng, Kurpla
Official language(s) Common Tongue (Overdolor dialect), Laqi, Lywind English, High Saxon, Sangunese
Official religion(s) Minarborealism
Demonym Minarborian
 - Adjective Minarborian
Government Imperial Necrarchy
 - Empress Lyssansa Rossheim
 - First State Arborist Clarence Etzeterra
 - Legislature The Council of Necrarchs
Establishment 800 Anno Fruticis
Area -
Population -
Active population -
Currency Nominally non-monetary

(lich cookies prevalent in barter; foreign trade currency reserve held by Sangun Ginko bank)
Calendar
Time zone(s)
Mains electricity
Driving side
Track gauge
National website Wiki Archive
National forum defunct
National animal Prongjack (jackalope/pronghorn hybrid), Tee-al
National food Lich Cookie
National drink Lich Gravy
National tree Minarbor
Abbreviation MIN

The Empire of Minarboria was the final coagulation of the varied royal posessions accumulated across Micras by the House of Rossheim. It was administered from a core territory in southwest Benacia known as the Imperial Shrublands, populated by migrants who had befome politically disenfranchised in Shireroth in the tumultuous aftermath of the Kildari secession. Most notable among this exodus were the noble houses of Rossheim, Mortis and Yastreb which would go on to dominate the leadership of the empire.

Minarboria's most salient characteristic was the prevalence of the Deep Singers and undead liches in its halls of church and state respectively. Being blessed with infinite lifespans, this 'post-human' élite were able to leverage their formidable erudition into such power over the empire's unmodified classes - known somewhat disparagingly as 'breathers' - that their perception as agents of some divine force persists to this day. However the liches, and to a lesser extent the Deep Singers, were fatally dependent upon the arcane chanelling of telluric energies to provide their animating force and the total carrying capacity of these energies was little understood. A series of territorial expansions and the growth of a posthuman middle class in Minarboria is thought to have drained their animating power faster than it could be recharged, resulting in a catastrophic period of bodily torpor across the entire leadership stratum of the empire and precipitating its rapid collapse.

History

Foundation

Routes taken during the Great Replanting. Some are now the routes of Ketherist pilgrimages.

The mass emigration from Shireroth's Imperial State of Lichbrook which established Minarboria was the result of four successive phenomena: the secession of Kildare from Shireroth in 468 Anno Fruticis, the unwillingness of the Shirerithian political class to prevent the manipulation of public life by provocateurs from Elwynn and Jingdao, the rise of Kaiser Verion I of Shireroth for whom the situation was a pretext to launch an assault on the autonomy of Shireroth's constituent Imperial States, and finally the decision of that same Kaiser to cancel the Neridian Expedition, a colonial project on the Isle of Istvanistan in which a great amount of Lichbrook's resources had been invested. Interpreting these events as a collective punishment of loyal Imperial States for the actions of the less loyal, the noble houses of Lichbrook found their faith in the entire Shirerithian system irreperably broken. Together with the fallen Yastreb family of Goldshire who had been largely disowned by the Shirekeep elite two Kaisers previously, as well as the Deep Singer casualties of a recent rebellion in Shimmerspring, these disaffected elements coalesced around the undead personage of Lyssansa Rossheim, the Princess of Lywind - previously the sole autocrat of Lichbrook who had now been sidelined in power by her matrilineal elders Anthrazita and Marie Dolores.

Lyssansa's principal minion, one Clarence Etzeterra, had been tasked with leading the Lichbrookian element of the Neridia expedition and now found himself responsible for several thousand colonists and a merchant shipping fleet devoid of purpose. Lyssansa, on hearing of the matter, resolved to put them to use in a new project entirely outside the jurisdiction of the Shirerithian government. She chose as a destination the shore of southwestern Benacia which had fallen to anarchy some generations previously with the collapse of Ashkenatza. Without the support of Shireroth's Kaiser or indeed her familial elders in Lichbrook, Lyssansa knew that the security of the expedition would need to be provided privately. She approached the ancient revenant Mors Nerrolar - head of the House of Mortis, noted soldier of fortune and previously Kaiser of Shireroth - and offered him substantial funds to raise an expeditionary army from his contacts around Lichbrook. This he set about in earnest, attracting in the process the surviving remnant of the House of Yastreb whose undead matriatch, Royana Dolordotch, was willing to follow Mors anywhere in the service of her romantic fixation toward him.

By disturbing telluric currents in the mycelial stratum of Lichbrook, the logistical commotion of this effort attracted the attention of certain Deep Singers in their underground burrows; specifically Fleurette the Thoughtseeker, one of the founding Incarnates of the Garden of Shimmerspring who sought to escape the civil unrest recently plaguing her home and also, to some degree, to get away from her estranged husband. As an Incarnate of the Garden she was accompanied by a loyal coterie of Deep Singer followers whose offer of assistance to Lyssansa's expedition was accepted.

Among Lyssansa's many personal possessions taken west was Minarbor, a sentient shrub who had begun his life as a sucker shoot of Shireroth's cantakerous patron tree god, Malarbor. Unlike his gnarled father, Minarbor was so meek and inoffensive in temperament that Shireroth's Cedrist Temple had briefly considered him their official Demigod of Pastel Colours. His emergence had occurred during a time of nominal Rossheim rule and civil unrest in Shireroth's capital, Shirekeep, allowing Lyssansa to order his separation from Malarbor and his relocation to the safety of her own personal shrubbery. Now as Lyssansa left Shireroth, Minarbor was dug up, placed into a pot and added to her personal wagon train.

By the time he reached the main staging point of the expedition at Twoggle, Minarbor's gentle and affable manner had attracted a devoted following of colonists; not least Fleurette and her Deep Singers who saw, in his verdant countenance, a divine manifestation of their very own Garden. Lyssansa, with typical shrewdness, encouraged the worship of her pet shrub and instructed Fleurette to compile the theological basis for a state church which would unify the liches and the Deep Singers into a single Shrubdom devoted, and indeed named, for Minarbor. Minarbor himself, never being one to voice loud opposition at anything, meekly consented to his relocation and apotheosis - indeed he was seen to express a degree of leaf-twitching excitement at the prospect of seeing new places and meeting new people.

After a stopover at Port Benacia, the expeditionary fleet landed along a series of beachheads between the ruined Ashkenatzan ports of Klymenburg and Gefiltefischhafn; some of these were assaulted by warbands of Yehudi and Laqi who had come to prominence in the post-Ashkenatzan anarchy but, lacking support from competing neighbouring powers that they would more latterly enjoy, they were progressively defeated or assimilated by the well-equipped mercenaries of Mors Nerrolar's expeditionary army. In the more violent western reaches a forward defensive line known as the Lywall was established, running east from Klymenburg (now renamed Klymhigh) until it reached the ruins of Mikrashot some 400 kilometres inland. It was upon a fortified hill adjacent to the latter city that Lyssansa established the seat of her rule, a walled shrubbery at which all the telluric ley lines of her realm would meet at the very personage of Minarbor himself. The ruins of the old city were salvaged for the construction of the new city, known as Sansabury, and it was here that the Kingdom of Minarboria was proclaimed in 800 AF.

A poster from the early Imperial period, aimed at disaffected foreigners and indecisive tourists.

The Kingdom

Lyssansa was very protective of her shrub, but encouraged his popular adoration to legitimise her rule.

Whilst the rulers of Minarboria set about the business of governance, their homesteading subjects advanced deep into the continental interior. North of Sansabury, Fleurette and her Deep Singers established the Garden of Whisperwood, administered in accordance with the customs of their race. To the east, Clarence Etzeterra was granted Marquisial title and established the academic city of &zeter. Between them, the agents of Lyssansa's own household - the feared lichniks - established the Lichgraviate of Novodolor and set about the construction of and industrial base, assisted by a horde of undead 'zombot' automatons. Further still, in the high Octavian Mountains, Lyssansa's friend and ally Lord Toastypops - himself Ashkenatzan by birth - sought to reclaim a modest crag of his old homeland and repurpose the notorious "fleshpots of Mazeltov" (now renamed Toastytop) to the manufacture of toys, lich cookies and other objects conducive to the jollity of the Minarborian population.

By 887 AF the Lichgraviate of Lachmeren had been claimed as a home for the assimilated Laqi population. By this time the Imperial government of Shireroth had begun to succumb to the machinations of the expansionist Froyalanish and sought to occupy the ungoverned corridor of Greater Tellia, establishing a long common border with Eastern Minarboria. The resulting negotiations resulted in the Treaty of Gloomburg, in which the ungoverned majority of Tellia was partitioned into two condominia of joint Shirerithian-Tellian and Minarborian-Tellian administration. Despite the treaty's cordial ratification, Shireroth's ambitions in the region aroused considerable suspicion in Sansabury and Queen Lyssansa designated the portion of land granted entirely to Minarboria by the treaty, between Novodolor and Lachmeren, as the 'Royal Forest of Litel' - in reality this would be one of the first examples of a biomic minefield, cultivated by the Deep Singers as a frontier fortification. It was here that such notorious flora and fauna as the dreadnettle, the shrapnel lily, the sharpshooter primrose and indeed the Tee-al came to prominence.

The Treaty of Gloomburg also granted Minarboria a swathe of territory north of Toastytop; this was granted to Octavia Rossheim, the Minarborian Princess Royal, as the Principality of Highbloom.

The Empire

Lyssansa's success in carving out her own royal fiefdom had not gone unnoticed by her undead relatives in the House of Rossheim, whose own far-flung possessions across Micras had suffered from a feedback loop of withering talent in their necromantic castes (known as the Deathgivers) and a societal torpor which brought the routine workings of those states to an almost complete halt. Minarboria, in their envious eyes, had plenty of animating energy to share and they began pressuring Lyssansa to bring her realm into political union with theirs. Although she had proudly defied the screeching menace of her grandmother Anthrazita in leaving Lichbrook, Lyssansa found it more difficult to resist the creeping tide of affable suggestion rising from her gentler, more respected relatives. She eventually assented to the idea of a grand union of the Rossheim realms, provoking a storm of protest from senior elements of the Minarborian civil service who feared not only the usurpation of their positions, but the annihilation of the Minarborian national consciousness itself. After much discussion with the chief administrators of the Minarborian government, the State Arborists, a compromise was reached whereby a new imperial union would adopt Minarboria's name and respect its ceremonial primacy in return for a high level of autonomy for the other states. The necessary reforms, enacted in 1016 AF by the Treaty of Sansabury, entailed the following:


  • The establishment of a Council of Necrarchs to rule the new empire, led by Lyssansa as Empress;
  • The reformation of the territory of the old Kingdom of Minarboria as the Imperial Shrublands, itself divided into the personal Lichnina of Empress Lyssansa comprising the Lichgraviates of Lywall, Lachmeren, Novodolor and Litel, and the Autonomous Jurisdictions of Highbloom, &zeter, Whisperwood, Toastytop and Gloomvale.
  • The incorporation of Sangun and Riskai, Treisenberg, Leichenberg, Steeria, Tiěyá and Karalakh into the empire as Lands of the Imperial Crown at the same level of autonomy as the Imperial Shrublands.


This consolidation brought a short period of confusion on Cibola which led to the withdrawal of governance from Eastern Highfield. The area was duly occupied by authorities from the Natopian province of Walstadt until an uprising in the latter's original portion was put down by the Natopian government, who by way of retribution stripped Walstadt of most of its new-found territory and returned half of it to Minarboria in 1088 AF.

By 1100 AF, the headlong expansion of Shireroth into the historical territory of Batavia compelled Empress Lyssansa to order the Jollification of the Kossars, an occupation of the ancient Ashkenatzan heartlands of Volhyria and Porolia including the ruins of its capital, Kolmenitzkiy. This was accomplished in stages by the Karymov Host, a brigade-sized formation of undead Laqi cossacks whose numbers were soon swelled by their proficiency in securing and distributing the wealth of the Minarborian state to buy the collaboration of local kossar warlords whose vastly superior numbers would have been impossible to subdue by force alone[1]. Upon reaching Kolmenitzkiy, now slightly renamed to Nackolom, the leader of the Karymov Host - one Zemphirius Maksystrelovich Karymov - reinvented himelf as a wise Shophet whom surviving descendants of the region's Ashkenatzan clergy recognised as an authority figure to be flattered, if not entirely respected; the application of his amateurish pilpul against their imperfectly-remembered meforshim, however, soon created an obscurantist miasma in the finest traditions of the Tribe of Jacob and assured the clerics' societal leverage into the respected Kohanim that they became. The authority of Karymov, as their enabler, became progressively more secure.

In uniting the animated dead and the engineered living, the clerical and esoteric caste of Minarboria hoped to achieve an alchemical wedding of opposites and manifest the divine syzygy on Micras through incarnate beings; an exercise which some outsiders found unnerving.

At around this time, the lands between Whisperwood and the jollified kossar territories were settled by the last Deep Singers to have remained in Shireroth; their flight from the latter nation, compelled by the Underkeep massacre in Shirekeep, was popularly called the Second Great Replanting. Some measure of social friction arose between the newly-arrived Singers and those who had arrived during Minarboria's first years, often exacerbated by unresolved political quarrels from the Old Garden, but the new settlers nonetheless established a stable population around Lepidopterum.

Torpor and Revolution

For all of its majesty, the House of Rossheim was long known to be afflicted by a 'royal disease' of sensitivity to natural disruptions in the necro-telluric field which animated their undead kind. Throughout Minarboria's early history the periodic tendency of Lyssansa to slump face-down into her lichcookies, and remain unresponsive in that pose for months at a time, was covered up by her embarrassed household staff and the bureaucrats of the Imperial Shrubbery who administered the empire on the basis of her previous policy guidance until she was revived enough to issue more.

As the Empire grew and more worthy breathers among the citizenry were transmuted into liches by the Deathgivers, the strain on the animating ley lines of lichdom became progressively more severe and Empress Lyssansa's spells of helpless inanimation became longer until, in 1175 AF, she was found lying motionless in a flowerbed of her palace courtyard, some ten metres from a visibly frightened Minarbor who issued the hesitant proclamation that "she can sleep in the flowers... if she wants to?" In Lyssansa's hand was an order, written shakily in a faltering hand, for her to be placed in the tomb of her deceased breather siblings in distant Sangun - possibly in the vain hope of leeching their decompositional energy for reanimation, although no reason was given. While palace officials hurried to carry out this last request, Viscount Shyriath Farstrider, the Regent Interdum of the Empire and its most senior 'breather', assumed control of the government.

The fright of Minarbor, being the point at which all arcane ley lines in Minarboria met, caused a cascade of collapsed liches across the Empire and even began to create health problems among the more intricately-modified Deep Singers, whose own biomantic workings drew upon Minarbor as a focal point. The greatest effect was felt by the 'zombot' automatons, the corpses of penitents and destitutes reanimated to a state of low cognitive function for the performance of menial tasks. The Minarborian economy, being wholly reliant upon these beings, now began sliding into a headlong collapse as entire workforces keeled over and expired.

The Martyrdom of Fleurette the Thoughtseeker: unsettling at the time, inspiring afterwards.

Under the intense strain of the situation, Regent Farstrider - long possessed of a weakness for Tellian liqueurs - elected to head off an ensuing nervous breakdown by binge-drinking amaretto to sooth his nerves and help him sleep in the few moments of free time he had. His liver held out until 1227 AF when he was taken gravely ill and moved to his country estate by his physicians in a condition of delirious insensibility. Order quickly began to break down across the empire, culminating in a series of events known as the Harvestfall Revolution whereby a movement of student liches took over the university city of &zeter and demanded reform of the failed state before they all expired. The uprising was opposed by the old mercenary Mors Nerrolar who, fighting the twin attritions of energetic torpor and enemy action among the undead soldiers he could gather up, was able to besiege the city but not retake it. The stalemate was eventually broken by Fleurette the Thoughtseeker, head of the Minarborian state church, who revealed to the rebels that Minarbor himself was upset by their antics - although the rebels' loyalty to the state had been shaken, their piety was intact and the shameful revelation of Minarbor's discomfort provoked their immediate and unconditional surrender.

By this time, Regent Farstrider's senses had recovered to some state of coherence and upon hearing of the &zeter rebels' grievances, he returned to Sansabury in 1305 AF and conspired with the Saohuang Queen of Tiěyá - the only member of the Council of Necrarchs still functional - to reform the Imperial Root Law independently of the absent empress and restore the Minarborian government to a limited period of function.

Collapse

The reformed government, however, still required a functional regent in the place of the absent empress and although Shyriath Farstrider served adequately in this capacity for a time, the carelessly euphoric experience of his previous alcoholism and the continuing collapse of lich society set the stage for a relapse; before long he was once again committed to his mansion in eastern Lywall where he spent his days bouncing off the walls, slipping over in pools of his own vomit and generally succumbing to a life of tragic indignity.

In Sansabury the only remaining imperial authority figure was Fleurette the Thoughtseeker, head of the Church of Minarbor who might have salvaged the empire with the renewed call of the Garden had she not resorted to destructive coping strategies of her own; her downfall was the basement dancefloor of the élite Ouroboros Club in Sansabury, where her innocent swaying to slow disco numbers triggered the same powerful ancestral instinct which had, it was said, compelled many of her Deep Singer ancestors to offer themselves in sacrifice to the Garden by literally dancing themselves to death. What began as gentle stress relief progressed, over a succession of weeks, toward frenetic expressions of outright degeneracy without pause for sustenance or even the performance of bodily functions. Fleurette was last seen near the Ouroboros Club shortly after the power supply in Sansabury had failed for the last time, emaciated and soiled with her once-brilliant liturgical robes in tatters, dancing along the half-deserted streets to tunes created entirely within her own mind[2].

As Minarbor's keeper and enabler, Lyssansa became a religious figure in her own right.

The fate of Minarbor himself during this time is unconfirmed and subject to much debate and speculation - his last confirmed sighting was being spirited out of the Sansabury Shrubbery by robed clerics the state church as civil order broke down in the city. In lieu of anything more than vague rumour and circular theological speculation about his ultimate fate, popular consensus around his old domains has defaulted to a semi-fictional theory promoted by the Kalgachi film industry which posits his physical dematerialisation into a 'Special Garden' expedited by an undead child, a mendicant cleric and a host of pursuing cossacks, leaving nought but a parting salvo of miracles in his wake.

Faced with such eschatological conditions, the last remnants of government evacuated the Minarborian capital in 1418 AF, the majority fleeing north to the Octavian mountains where they would eventually establish the Garden of Kalgachia.

The collapse of Minarboria, occurring simultaneously with that of Alexandria, saw one of the greatest episodes of civil collapse and opportunistic land-grabbing in Micran history. For significant parts of the world these events marked the beginning of a new and terrible dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.

Government

From her palace at the heart of Sansabury's Shrubbery, Empress Lyssansa ruled the Empire alongside the Council of Necrarchs, whose decrees were implemented through a troika of organs known as the State Arbors which were ranked in order of importance. The First State Arbor was the executive branch, concerned with the implementation of the Council's decrees and the co-ordination of the Shrubbery as a whole.

The Second State Arbor handled Minarboria's internal affairs such as immigration, policing, state security, national resources and industry, customs, and various other minutiae of domestic life.

The Third State Arbor, located on the edge of the Shrubbery a safe distance from the Empress' palace, dealt with affairs outside Minarboria's borders. Here foreign diplomats were received and Minarborian diplomats were directed.

Defence of the Empire was conducted by a grouping of assorted local regiments which were generally mobile in character; ranging from heavy cavalry riding giant Jackalope-like beasts to mechanised assault troops weighed down with armour plate and high-calibre weaponry, plus light formations of undead cossacks for reconnaissance and harrassment raids. In the Benacian territories, air defence regiments existed to protect the fighting formations and civil population from aerial attack. The Minarborian navy was entirely composed of submersible vessels fuelled by sea plankton.

Minarbor, the Shrub God.

Religion

The most venerated entity in Minarboria was Minarbor himself; a modestly-sized sentient shrub located at the very heart of the Shrubbery, in the courtyard of the Empress's palace. Originally a sucker shoot of the Shirerithian tree-god Malarbor, the mild-mannered Minarbor was considered Shrub-God before all by his followers, who named their very nation after him. He was protected from the tumults of world by Empress Lyssansa, to whom he was legally married.

Minarbor's virtues were promoted by the Church of Minarbor - an organisation run exclusively by the Deep Singers, who adopted Minarbor as the manifest essence of their pre-existing model of the world known as the Garden. The Church had a presence of effectively theocratic proportions in the government of the Imperial Shrublands, a decently-sized business portfolio and a wide, pious congregation among the ordinary population.

The Church liaised and occasionally bickered with the Faculty of the Arcane of the University of &zeter, which examined and refined the "supernatural" elements required to maintain a population of undead or perpetually living individuals. The Faculty was of a heavily Promethean, Luciferian and generally Gnostic theme; an inevitable reaction against the millennia of magical suppression committed by the Technomaezji of Shireroth. The Faculty's methods were informed by many Benacian esoteric traditions such as Goldshirian Alchemy, Lichbrookian Necromancy and Ashkenatzan Qabbalah. The faculty would go on to form the nucleus of the Troglodyti in Kalgachia.

The gentle, permissive and unthreatening nature of Minarbor, besides being harmonious with the arcane notions of human agency descibed above, stand jarringly at odds with the pomposity and gratuitous slaughter that characterise the greater part of Micras' civilisational history; this is thought to be the source of his continued popularity.

During the annual festival of Licheven, the bones of the year's fallen liches were cremated on pyres. On the following morning the ashes were donated to the Deep Singers, to nourish the soil for the living.

Population

At the Empire's height, the population of Minarboria was arranged into four clusters determined by continental location; the Shrublanders on Benacia, the Leichenbergers on Cibola, The Sangunese off Northern Corum and the Nidarosians in Riskai. Of these the Shrublanders were the largest and most prominent group; containing among them Overdolorish and Lywinders, Goldshirians, Laqis and Ashkenatzim. An enormous swathe of Minarboria's population were not mortal humans as commonly understood, but had either become undead or, in the case of the Deep SIngers, anatomically enhanced. This resulted in a mild form of caste system whereby the former tended to occupy the most senior positions of government and the latter controlled the Church of Minarbor, although this was by no means an absolute. Sufficiently competent individuals of all forms (including Breathers) were capable of getting ahead in Minarborian society, thanks to the church's teaching that unjustified snobbery was contrary to the virtues of the Garden.

An Index of Minarborian Terms

Minarboria generated a great amount of technical and colloquial language during its history, some of which remains in use today. An index of it can be found here.

References

  1. ^ This feat would later be repeated during the foundation of Kalgachia.
  2. ^ For all of its ugliness, the prevailing clerical opinion among the Ketherists is that this act of ritual sacrifice, being followed by the continuity of Shrubdom in Kalgachia, actually worked. The event imparted the disco genre with such eschatological associations that it is regarded as taboo in the Kalgachi music scene to this day, restricted almost solely to church-supervised passion plays depicting the original event.