Çakaristan Times, 1761
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3.II - Terror in Parliament: NDC Claims Historic Victory in Çakaristan Elections
In the fifteenth congressional elections since the restoration of the Çakar Empire, the National Democratic Congress (NDC) triggered a landslide shift in the political landscape. Despite losing three states—Beneluccas, Lija, and Sri Pashana—the NDC achieved enormous growth, while traditional parties suffered heavy defeats.
An Empire in Transition
The 1761 elections were marked by a significant geopolitical shift. Three states were no longer part of the Çakar Empire, leading to a redistribution of seats in the Majlis al-Nuwaab. Although this shrinkage could have been dramatic, the NDC capitalised optimally on rising nationalist sentiment and administrative reforms.
The results in the lower house are staggering: the NDC secured 2,583 seats, an increase of as many as 652 seats. This enables the party to massively strengthen its influence at the expense of both the Greens (who lost 448 seats) and other traditional power blocs.
The Majlis al-Nuwaab: A New Era
The outcome in the Majlis al-Nuwaab (the lower house) presents a striking picture. While the NDC exploded, other parties fell back:
- Myksist Socialist Party: Lost 24 seats (total 135).
- Party for Unity of Craitists: Slumped by 31 seats to 145.
- Hilal Party: Lost 18 seats.
- Farmers United: Underperformed expectations, shedding 16 seats.
Notably, the People's National Congress dissolved its parliamentary group and did not contest these elections, further opening the field for the nationalist wave propelled by the NDC.
The Majlis al-Shuyukh: Stability in the Upper House
In the Senate (Majlis al-Shuyukh), where one-third of the 53 seats were contested, the landscape remained more static. The NDC had to absorb a minor setback of one seat (from 29 to 28), while the Hilal Party and United Green maintained their respective positions of 4 and 24 seats.
However, the National People's Party performed surprisingly well in individual constituencies, capturing 11 of the 17 available Senate seats, whereas the Hilal Party managed to win only a single seat.
IV - Yafar Sayfasad, Veteran Statesman and Nayib al’Amir of Al-Khadra, Dies at 81
KHANABAD — Yafar Sayfasad, the Nayib al’Amir (Viceroy) of the Emirate of Al-Khadra and a seasoned military officer who served through the turbulent Arboric Civil War and the rise of the modern Hurmu state, died yesterday in Khanabad at the age of 81.
Sayfasad passed away peacefully within the walls of the Dar Al Baraka Palace, surrounded by his wife, Musbah bint Asad, and his three children: Talal, Fatima, and Mahmud. His death was confirmed late yesterday evening, ending a life defined by loyalty, military service, and political transition.
A Life of Service
Born in Frankenthal in 1680 AN to Ahmed Sayfasad and Maryam al-Munir, Sayfasad began his public service in 1696 AN by joining the army. His career was forged in the fires of the Arboric Civil War. Initially enlisted with the Muharibu Alhuriya, Sayfasad famously deserted their ranks to join the Emiric Armed Forces, a decision that would define his legacy as a defender of the Emiric order.
Throughout the 1700s, he rose through the ranks, eventually reaching the position of Alliwa’. His administrative and military acumen saw him appointed as Governor of Maerifa during the era of the State of Barikalus. Between 1706 and 1717 AN, he held several critical military posts, most notably serving as the military governor of West Sandwich. In a significant diplomatic move in 1720 AN, he oversaw the cession of the island to Sanpantul, a decision that shaped regional borders for decades.
The Emirate of Al-Khadra
Sayfasad’s most prominent political role began in 1722 AN, when the Al-Khadra District was transformed into the Emirate of Al-Khadra. Appointed by Hakim bin Alsalam, he succeeded Yaequb Bunduq as Nayib al’Amir. For nearly four decades, he served as the chief executive representative of the Emir, navigating the complex political landscape of the Order of the Holy Lakes and maintaining stability in the region.
Colleagues and historians describe Sayfasad as a prudent leader who valued institutional continuity. His transition from a battlefield commander to a high-ranking administrator marked him as a versatile figure in Hurmu history.
Family and Final Hours
In 1705 AN, Sayfasad married Musbah bint Asad, the daughter of Tom Löw, a colonel in the Imperial Frankish Army, in Qurtuba. The couple remained devoted until the end.
According to witnesses, the end came swiftly after a phone call reached the Grand Vizier’s desk in the Rani Mahal. Talal Sayfasad, Yafar’s eldest son and currently the Grand Vizier of Çakaristan, was rushed from the capital to Khanabad on the Air Çakar Second.
Upon arriving at the palace, Talal rushed to his father’s bedside. In his final moments, Yafar expressed profound relief. “Look at our wealth,” he reportedly said to his wife, Musbah, his voice trembling. “Our children are all here. Now I can rest in peace.”
He died shortly thereafter, in the presence of his entire immediate family.
Legacy
Sayfasad’s life spanned a period of immense change in Apollonia, from the civil wars of the late 17th century to the established diplomatic order of the mid-18th century. His decision to switch allegiances during the Arboric Civil War remains a subject of historical debate, but his subsequent decades of service to the Emiric Armed Forces and the Emirate of Al-Khadra cemented his status as a key pillar of the Hurmu political elite.
A state funeral is expected to be held in Khanabad, with condolences expected from across the Order of the Holy Lakes and the government of Çakaristan.
Ten Nations, One Trophy: The 2026 Tea Cup Kicks Off in Kipei
Kipei, Sanpantul — The atmosphere was electric yesterday as Kipei Stadium, the largest venue in the newly expanded Sanpantul territory, hosted the opening ceremony of the 2026 Tea Cup. As the second edition of Micras’ most distinctive sporting event, the tournament carries with it a unique history—one that ties the host nation inextricably to its former ruler, Çakaristan.
Despite the change in sovereignty, the opening ceremony retained a strong "Çakari-style" flair, blending traditional Sanpantulan pageantry with the ceremonial grandeur familiar to fans of the inaugural 2025 edition held in Çakaristan.
A Tournament Defined by History and Transition
The 2026 Tea Cup marks a significant moment in the political and cultural landscape of the region. Planning for this second edition began well before the transfer of the Beneluccas and Sri Pashana regions from Çakaristan to Sanpantul. Consequently, the tournament serves as a bridge between eras, showcasing Sanpantul’s capability to host world-class events while honoring the legacy established by its former imperial power.
The selection of venues reflects this new reality. The tournament utilizes four stadiums across four host cities, with the two largest facilities in the Beneluccas and Sri Pashana taking center stage. Kipei Stadium, with a capacity of 88,100, leads the list, followed by Luthore Rock Arena (30,286), Ogimi Sandwich Stadium (30,000), and the intimate Crow's Nest in Schaarlecht (15,000).
Expanding the Field: Investigations and Last-Minute Inclusions
The core premise of the Tea Cup remains unchanged: it is an invitation-only tournament for nations whose national drink is tea. However, the 2026 edition features a significantly expanded and carefully vetted field of ten teams, following a thorough investigation into the national beverages of all Micran nations.
This investigation was prompted by an oversight during the first edition, where one tea-drinking nation was inadvertently excluded. The resulting scrutiny ensured that no eligible candidate was left out in 2026.
The participating teams are: Bassaridia Vaeringheim, Brettish Isles, Çakaristan, Constancia, Hurmu, Sanama, Sanpantul, Shireroth, The Hexarchy and Yakka. Furthermore, the autonomous realm of the Order of the Holy Lakes has been admitted based on its history as a former sovereign state and its distinct tea culture. This admission results in a unique scenario where two teams from the Order of the Holy Lakes are in contention for the trophy.
Who get's the trophy?
One curious detail of the 2026 Tea Cup is the custody of the prize. While the top three teams will be awarded medals and the remaining participants receive banners, the winning team is presented with the Tea Cup Trophy. However, according to the tournament statutes, the trophy itself remains in the permanent possession of the Çakaristan Football Federation. This arrangement underscores the enduring bond between the tournament and its founder, even as the hosting duties pass to Sanpantul.
As the opening ceremony concluded with fireworks reflecting over the Kipei harbor, the stage is set for two weeks of intense football. With ten nations vying for glory, and the added narrative of Sanpantul’s growing independence, the 2026 Tea Cup promises to be more than just a sporting event—it is a celebration of Micran unity, diversity, and the shared love of tea.
SHOCK IN KIPEI: HOST NATION SANPANTUL BEATEN BY ÇAKARISTAN IN OPENING MATCH
KIPEI – The atmosphere in the sold-out Kipei Stadium was electric last night. Following a ceremonial opening that blended Sanpantulan pride with Çakari tradition, the first match on the pitch proved to be a harsh lesson for the hosts. Sanpantul, the reigning champions of the inaugural Tea Cup in 2025, failed to meet expectations, losing 2–0 to Çakaristan’s Green Tigresses.
Sanpantul started with high pressure, aiming to surprise the home crowd. For the first thirty minutes, the host nation dominated the tempo, but Çakaristan kept their defensive line tight. The breakthrough came in the 34th minute: the Sanpantul striker capitalised on a breakaway to put the 88,100 spectators into raptures. After the break, Çakaristan looked to pacify the game, with Aylin Demir taking control. Although the Green Tigresses applied pressure, it was Sanpantul that struck mercilessly on the counter-attack in the 82nd minute. It was a disappointing start for the title holders, who were under immense pressure to redeem themselves after finishing third in 2025.
In Sri Luthore, the clash between Constancia and Sanama was more tactical. Sanama took a surprise early lead following a blunder in the Constancia defence (12’). The home side, backed by a fierce fanbase, fought their way back into the contest. Elena Rojas secured a deserved equaliser for Constancia in the 65th minute with a magnificent free-kick. The 1–1 draw was a fair result for two teams that each had their moments.
11.VI - New Era Begins: Waazir Badakar Appointed Grand Vizier Following Sayfasad’s Departure
Agra - In a significant transition for the Çakar Empire, Waazir Badakar has been appointed as the new Grand Vizier of Çakaristan, succeeding Talal Sayfasad. The appointment, confirmed earlier today in Agra, marks the end of an eight-year tenure for Sayfasad and the beginning of a new chapter in sight of a NDC-led congress.
Born in 1703 in Maulikpur, Badakar is a native Çakari, representing a return to homegrown leadership after Sayfasad’s long service. A member of the Adarani people, Badakar brings a deep connection to the local populace and the nationalist wave that swept the NDC to power in the recent elections.
Badakar is married to Chandi Harish, a member of the prominent Woodrow line of the Order of the Holy Lakes. The couple has four children: Arpit, Anushka, Aishwarya (who is married to Suleiman Aurangi bin Alsalam), and Akshey. His residence in Agra places him at the heart of the imperial administration, a strategic advantage as he steps into the role.
Sayfasad Returns to Hurmu
The vacancy arose following the death of Talal Sayfasad’s father, the Nayib al’Amir of the Emirate of Al-Khadra. In honour of his father’s legacy and familial duties, Sayfasad was dismissed from his post as Grand Vizier. The Shahanshah swiftly appointed him as his father’s successor, allowing him to assume his traditional leadership role in Hurmu.
Sayfasad, an Arboric politician from Hurmu, served as Grand Vizier from 1753 to 1761. Prior to this, he was a key figure in Hurmu’s politics, serving as First Secretary of State (1746–1751) and Minister of Sport (1740–1746 and 1751–1753). His tenure in Çakaristan was marked by international diplomacy and a notable personal romance; he met his wife, Aigerim Serik, during a state visit to the University of Šer-Ku-Riž, pursuing her despite an eighteen-year age gap and initial difficulties in obtaining her contact details.
Rust and Resilience: The 2026 Tricycle Tour Concludes in Ambarganj
AMBARGANJ — The roar of the Qaghta Motors factory gates fell silent yesterday as the final riksa of the 2026 Tricycle Tour sputtered to a halt. After two weeks of navigating the diverse landscapes of Çakaristan, from the misty peaks of the Aluku Mountains to the muddy banks of the Adaraney River, the tour has concluded. This year’s edition, running in reverse from Agra to Ambarganj, proved to be one of the most challenging in the event's history, testing not just mechanical endurance but human spirit.
The tour remains a unique celebration of local culture and student ingenuity. By forbidding electronic navigation and requiring teams to rely on paper maps and intuition, the organizers have preserved the adventurous soul of the race. While only five of the fifteen starting teams managed to finish within the time limit, those who did demonstrated remarkable perseverance.
A Test of Geography and Grit The reversal of the route presented unexpected difficulties. Teams heading north faced the steep gradients of Samridh Parvat, where several engines overheated under the strain. Those choosing the southern river road were met with heavy rains that turned the paths into quagmires. The decision-making process for each team became a critical factor; some chose speed over safety, leading to mechanical failures, while others prioritized caution, arriving late but intact.
Local Heroes Shine It was no surprise that the domestic teams dominated the podium. Korhalistan (Manbai University) claimed victory, showcasing their deep knowledge of the trade roads through Korhalistan and Parvatalaya. Their disciplined approach and superior mechanical preparation allowed them to navigate the northern route without major incident. They were followed closely by the home favorites, Parvatalaya (Ambarganj University), whose intimate knowledge of local shortcuts secured them second place.
The third spot went to Batavia (Royal Julius Civilis University), representing Shireroth. Despite battling mud and wind along the Adaraney, their resilience earned them applause from local spectators. Their arrival, covered in dust and determination, highlighted the international camaraderie that defines the Tricycle Tour.
Challenges Faced The high dropout rate serves as a reminder of the harsh realities of the terrain. Teams like the Benacian Union and Moorland suffered from engine failures due to humidity and poor maintenance, while Highbloom got lost in the dense rainforests near Takshashila. These incidents underscore the importance of preparation and respect for nature’s unpredictability.
As the engines cool down, the focus shifts to the charitable contributions made by all participants. The tradition of donating ₼1,000 to local charities continues to support schools and hospitals across Çakaristan, reinforcing the tour’s role as a force for good beyond sport.
CHARLOTTE HALL UNSTOPPABLE: SHIREROTH WIN THRILLER AGAINST BRETTISH ISLES
SRI LUTHORE – Group B got underway with two intriguing matches, with Shireroth immediately signalling their intent as the team to beat.
In Sri Luthore, Shireroth were the superior side against the Brettish Isles. Star striker Charlotte Hall was the architect of the victory. In the 24th minute, she slipped behind the offside trap to give Shireroth the lead. The Brettish Isles fought valiantly to level the score at 1–1 thanks to a long-range strike in the 62nd minute by Charlotteburg Town FC attacker Theodora Langley, but Shireroth showed their class. Hall sealed the game in the 78th minute with a header from a corner. The victory gave Shireroth early momentum.
In Schaarlecht, the physical battle between The Hexarchy and Hurmu was less spectacular but tactically fascinating. Hurmu dominated possession, but The Hexarchy struck on the counter. Following a sharp counter-attack in the 40th minute, The Hexarchy took the lead. Hurmu were forced to chase the game but were rewarded in the 81st minute with a well-deserved equaliser scored by midfielder Zoé Kerbrat after a beautifully orchestrated attack down the left flank. The match ended 1–1, a result that satisfied both sides.
ÇAKARISTAN TURN THE TABLES AS SANPANTUL CRUSH DEBUTANTS YAKKA
SRI LUTHORE & KIPEI – The second matchday delivered resounding victories. Çakaristan showed resilience in what was effectively a replay of their 2025 opening match, while Sanpantul dominated their group.
In Sri Luthore, Çakaristan faced Constancia. Aylin Demir opened the scoring as early as the 14th minute. Although Constancia equalised shortly after half-time, the Green Tigresses showed character. Melis Yıldız restored Çakaristan’s lead in the 73rd minute, and a late goal in the 86th minute secured a 3–1 victory. Çakaristan demonstrated that they had learned their lesson from their opening defeat.
On the main stage in Kipei, host nation Sanpantul were too strong for tournament debutants Yakka. Sanpantul dictated the pace from the first minute. After an early goal (8’), two superb long-range strikes in the 41st and 60th minutes sealed the deal. Yakka had no answer to the wave of attacks from Sanpantul, who won 3–0. This performance underscored Sanpantul’s status as one of the favourites for the title.
CHARLOTTE HALL MAKES HISTORY; BRETTISH ISLES BOUNCE BACK
OGIMI – Shireroth have established themselves as the team to beat so far, while the Brettish Isles have recovered from their opening defeat.
In Ogimi, Bassaridia Vaeringheim were no match for Shireroth’s attacking machine. Charlotte Hall was unplayable, scoring twice in the first half (14’ and 31’). Although Shireroth slowed the tempo slightly after the break, Victoria Swift (67’) and Lily O’Connor (83’) added further glory through two well-worked attacks. The visitors won 4–0, a result that confirmed their superiority in the group.
In another group match, the Brettish Isles bounced back superbly from their opening defeat. They pressed The Hexarchy deep into their own half. In the 37th minute, a deflected volley broke the deadlock finishing off the move was again Millicent Ravenscroft. Although The Hexarchy looked for an equaliser in the second half, a counter-attack in the 85th minute sealed the victory for the Brettish Isles forwarded Straphina Montague calmly slotted home. They won 2–0, a result that put them back in the running for the next stage.
ÇAKARISTAN DOMINANT AS CONSTANCIA SECURE CRUCIAL THREE POINTS
SRI LUTHORE & OGIMI – Çakaristan avenged their earlier loss against Sanama, while Constancia grabbed a vital point against debutants Yakka.
In Sri Luthore, Çakaristan dominated the midfield against Sanama. Melis Yıldız made it 1–0 in the 29th minute with a powerful header. Sanama looked for danger on the counter-attack, but the Çakaristan defence stood firm. Just before half-time, Aylin Demir added a second with a superb shot from outside the box, securing a 2–0 victory. This performance highlighted Çakaristan’s growing confidence and team spirit.
In Ogimi, it was a crucial battle for Constancia to stay in contention for the knockout stages. Newcomers Yakka defended bravely in the first half, but Constancia broke the lines after the break. Elena Rojas made it 1–0 in the 53rd minute following a fluid move down the right flank. Yakka were caught on the counter-attack in the 78th minute, allowing Constancia to secure a 2–0 win and three vital points. The result was a crucial victory for Constancia’s ambitions.
HURMU STORM INTO SEMI-FINALS; HEXARCHY GRAB LAST-GASP WINNER
SCHAAARLECHT – Hurmu made a strong case for the semi-finals, while The Hexarchy seized their last chance to stay alive.
In a crucial match for a place in the semi-finals, Hurmu started sharper than the Brettish Isles. Following a sloppy defensive error by the visitors, Hurmu opened the scoring striker Émilie Quéméner capitalized on the mistake (19’). The Brettish Isles showed mental resilience and equalised just before half-time captain Eleanor Blackwood heading home from a corner. In the second half, Hurmu took the initiative, scoring in the 58th Quéméner again and 74th Quéméner completes her brace minutes to seal a 3–1 victory. The win underscored Hurmu’s potential as one of the top teams.
Also in Schaarlecht, it was a tense affair between The Hexarchy and Bassaridia Vaeringheim. Following a penalty conversion by The Hexarchy shortly after half-time (47’), the path seemed clear. However, Bassaridia fought back to equalise in the 70th minute. But the end brought drama: The Hexarchy’s captain headed home a decisive winner from a corner in the 89th minute, keeping The Hexarchy’s hopes alive. The result was a dramatic victory that heightened the tension in the group.
SANPANTUL TOP GROUP A; YAKKA WRITE HISTORY
KIPEI – Host nation Sanpantul showed their strength against Constancia, while Yakka scored their first ever Tea Cup goal.
In front of a frenzied home crowd, Sanpantul put on a display of attacking football. Constancia were overwhelmed from the first minute. After goals in the 7th and 21st minutes, it was 2–0. Elena Rojas pulled one back for Constancia just before half-time (2–1), but Sanpantul put the game beyond doubt in the second half with goals in the 61st and 84th minutes. A comfortable 4–1 victory, a result that confirmed Sanpantul’s dominance in the group.
In a physical battle between the two teams languishing at the bottom of the table, Yakka managed to score their first ever Tea Cup goal in the 22nd minute following a textbook counter-attack. Sanama refused to give up and increased the pressure in the second half. After a scramble from a corner in the 71st minute, Sanama finally got the equaliser. The match ended 1–1, a result that satisfied both sides.
SHIREROTH THROUGH TO SEMI-FINALS; HURMU SECURE IMPORTANT VICTORY
SCHAAARLECHT – Shireroth have secured their place in the semi-finals in advance, and Hurmu pick up an important win.
In Schaarlecht, Shireroth decided the contest against The Hexarchy. Although The Hexarchy kept the spaces tight, Shireroth found an opening in the 47th minute through Alexandra Emora. After the break, Shireroth completely dictated the pace. Charlotte Hall added her name to the scoresheet (64’), and Diana Hunt sealed the deal in the 87th minute. Shireroth won 3–0 and are the first semi-finalists, a result that confirmed their status as favourites.
Hurmu faced already-eliminated Bassaridia Vaeringheim. Hurmu went on the attack immediately and were 2–0 up within half an hour goals from captain Camille Tanguy (21') and Tanguy again (28') thanks to two fluid wing attacks. Bassaridia pulled one back just before half-time (1–2), but Hurmu did not let the victory slip away. In the 72nd minute, midfielder Zoé Kerbrat restored the two-goal lead. The result was an important victory for Hurmu’s ambitions.
