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'''Christina Aguilar''', more commonly known as '''Xtina''', was born on 23.XII.1670 in Santiago, Santander. She is the niece of [[Jaime Augustin Joaquin Primo de Aguilar]], [[Autokrator of Constancia]] and [[Prince of Molivadia]]. She has ambitions of being an entertainment personality of some repute. | '''Christina Aguilar''', more commonly known as '''Xtina''', was born on 23.XII.1670 in [[Santiago]], [[Santander]]. She is the niece of [[Jaime Augustin Joaquin Primo de Aguilar]], [[Autokrator of Constancia]] and [[Prince of Molivadia]]. She has ambitions of being an entertainment personality of some repute. | ||
She is a natural-born subject of [[Alduria-Wechua]], but due to her parentage, also holds a diplomatic passport of the Imperial State of Constancia. | She is a natural-born subject of [[Alduria-Wechua]], but due to her parentage, also holds a diplomatic passport of the [[Constancia|Imperial State of Constancia]]. | ||
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Xtina reached national and international fame when her identity was definitively blown by [[Muchachita]], in a series of ambush interviews and lurid front page pictures, followed by alleged confessions in a series of special reports from the [[National Inquisitor]] from former flatmates, lovers of all genders, and even her alleged pimp and "manager", who was never seen or heard from again. Litigation by certain "concerned citizens", particularly from the Constancian diaspora, as well as a [[notoriously public slapping incident]] involving the editor of the [[National Daily Express]] and the President of the [[League of Imperial Constancian Loyalists]] only fueled the showbiz furor. | Xtina reached national and international fame when her identity was definitively blown by [[Muchachita]], in a series of ambush interviews and lurid front page pictures, followed by alleged confessions in a series of special reports from the [[National Inquisitor]] from former flatmates, lovers of all genders, and even her alleged pimp and "manager", who was never seen or heard from again. Litigation by certain "concerned citizens", particularly from the Constancian diaspora, as well as a [[notoriously public slapping incident]] involving the editor of the [[National Daily Express]] and the President of the [[League of Imperial Constancian Loyalists]] only fueled the showbiz furor. | ||
In spite of her desire to be taken seriously as a singer-songwriter, her standing as a ''media personality'' rests in large measure upon her familial connections, her interactions with the [[chicha press]], and her antics in the somewhat louche nightlife of [[Punta Santiago]], where she is treated as somewhat of a curiosity and an oddity amongst the jaded socialites of the [[Alexandria]] | In spite of her desire to be taken seriously as a singer-songwriter, her standing as a ''media personality'' rests in large measure upon her familial connections, her interactions with the [[chicha press]], and her antics in the somewhat louche nightlife of [[Punta Santiago]], where she is treated as somewhat of a curiosity and an oddity amongst the jaded socialites of the [[Alexandria|Alexandrian]] and [[Caputia|Caputian]] diasporas. | ||
Those who had hoped that familiarity with Christina would serve as a springboard to an introduction to the Imperial Court in [[Astérapolis]], the noble court in [[Molivadia]], the Khanate Court in [[Raspur]], or to the antechambers of the [[Honourable Company]] in [[Aqaba]] have reportedly been violently disabused of such notions. Certainly the rapidity with which ladies and gentlemen of a certain type drop out of her social circle, usually after a pointed conversation with certain [[Honoured Sons|discrete persons]], has been a topic of conversation amongst the higher echelons of polite society. Rumors that certain individuals attempting to take liberties with Cristina's person have been disappeared with extreme prejudice are also the subject of Alduria-Wechuan coffeehouse and bar conversations. | Those who had hoped that familiarity with Christina would serve as a springboard to an introduction to the Imperial Court in [[Astérapolis]], the noble court in [[Molivadia]], the Khanate Court in [[Raspur]], or to the antechambers of the [[Honourable Company]] in [[Aqaba]] have reportedly been violently disabused of such notions. Certainly the rapidity with which ladies and gentlemen of a certain type drop out of her social circle, usually after a pointed conversation with certain [[Honoured Sons|discrete persons]], has been a topic of conversation amongst the higher echelons of polite society. Rumors that certain individuals attempting to take liberties with Cristina's person have been disappeared with extreme prejudice are also the subject of Alduria-Wechuan coffeehouse and bar conversations. | ||
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Aldurian government and police officials also denied that the fact that #FreeXtina trended nationally immediately after her arrest, after the widely-shared short video of [[Hopsy]] demanding her release, had any relationship with her eventual release. | Aldurian government and police officials also denied that the fact that #FreeXtina trended nationally immediately after her arrest, after the widely-shared short video of [[Hopsy]] demanding her release, had any relationship with her eventual release. | ||
Counter-protests at the news of the release of Christina Aguilar gathered pace in early 1688 as a loose coalition of anti-federalists, | Counter-protests at the news of the release of Christina Aguilar gathered pace in early 1688 as a loose coalition of anti-federalists, Constancian exiles, and anti-corruption activists, took to the streets to condemn and denounce a flagrant abuse of power and influence by a foreign power and subvert the rule of law. | ||
Revision as of 06:49, 11 October 2020
| Christina Aguilar | |
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| Full name |
Christina Perez Primo de Aguilar |
|---|---|
| AKA | Xtina, Miss Sacred and Inviolable, Reginadeldivano ("Queen of the Sofa") |
| Physical information | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Female |
| Biographical information | |
| Father | Javier Primo de Aguilar |
| Mother | Rosalinda Perez |
| Date of birth | 23.XII.1670 |
| Place of birth | Santiago, Santander |
| Residence(s) | Punta Santiago |
| Nationality |
 Constancia  Alduria-Wechua |
| Allegiance(s) | House of Santiago-Santander |
| Occupation | media personality |
Christina Aguilar, more commonly known as Xtina, was born on 23.XII.1670 in Santiago, Santander. She is the niece of Jaime Augustin Joaquin Primo de Aguilar, Autokrator of Constancia and Prince of Molivadia. She has ambitions of being an entertainment personality of some repute.
She is a natural-born subject of Alduria-Wechua, but due to her parentage, also holds a diplomatic passport of the Imperial State of Constancia.
Early life
Born in Santiago, Santander in the midst of the Wechua Sorrow. Her father, Javier, did not take advantage of the Wechu Exodus, despite the fact that his elder half-brother was Autokrator of Constancia. This decision, or lack thereof, may have been due to his alcoholism. Luckily, Christina survived early childhood thanks to the assiduous attentions of her mother, Rosalinda. Wanderlust led her to Punta Santiago in time for the Proclamation of Punta Santiago. Has survived on busking and silent, deniable, shoulder-length assistance of both the Imperial Constancian State Protection Authority as well as the ESB Group.
Publicity starting 1687
Xtina reached national and international fame when her identity was definitively blown by Muchachita, in a series of ambush interviews and lurid front page pictures, followed by alleged confessions in a series of special reports from the National Inquisitor from former flatmates, lovers of all genders, and even her alleged pimp and "manager", who was never seen or heard from again. Litigation by certain "concerned citizens", particularly from the Constancian diaspora, as well as a notoriously public slapping incident involving the editor of the National Daily Express and the President of the League of Imperial Constancian Loyalists only fueled the showbiz furor.
In spite of her desire to be taken seriously as a singer-songwriter, her standing as a media personality rests in large measure upon her familial connections, her interactions with the chicha press, and her antics in the somewhat louche nightlife of Punta Santiago, where she is treated as somewhat of a curiosity and an oddity amongst the jaded socialites of the Alexandrian and Caputian diasporas.
Those who had hoped that familiarity with Christina would serve as a springboard to an introduction to the Imperial Court in Astérapolis, the noble court in Molivadia, the Khanate Court in Raspur, or to the antechambers of the Honourable Company in Aqaba have reportedly been violently disabused of such notions. Certainly the rapidity with which ladies and gentlemen of a certain type drop out of her social circle, usually after a pointed conversation with certain discrete persons, has been a topic of conversation amongst the higher echelons of polite society. Rumors that certain individuals attempting to take liberties with Cristina's person have been disappeared with extreme prejudice are also the subject of Alduria-Wechuan coffeehouse and bar conversations.
A particularly scurrilous paid advertisment by Escándalo! parodying the Prince of Molivadia as a product endorser of Mausch & Keller's popular ibuprofen brand (claiming that "even my Xtina problems go away with this!") was greeted with litigation by the League of Imperial Constancian Loyalists. The Imperial Constancian Consulate-General at Punta Santiago continues to deny that the Prince of Molivadia is a user of Mausch & Keller's popular ibuprofen, claiming the lack of an Imperial Warrant for that specific product.
Wedding of Crown Prince Titu of Alduria-Wechua and Princess Abigail of Shireroth
Xtina attempted to crash the wedding of Crown Prince Titu of Alduria-Wechua and Princess Abigail of Shireroth in Punta Santiago on 19.I.1688, but was visibly stopped at the gate, to the delight of the chicha press, which covered her being whisked away from the venue in a limousine by agents of the Imperial Constancian State Protection Authority. News reports from Alduria-Wechua's National Broadcasting Corporation evening news that same day confirmed that she was "escorted to the Imperial Constancian Consulate-General" and "later had a quiet dinner with the Autokrator of Constancia and his family, aboard the Imperial Constancian Navy command ship Babak Shah".
Further reports that she had suffered a nervous breakdown as a result were rebuffed as "mere speculation of overzealous entertainment correspondents in need of higher circulation figures", according to the official spokesperson of the Imperial Constancian Consulate-General at Punta Santiago.
1688 Arrest and #FreeXtina
Publicly documented, particularly by the chicha press, to have been arrested and booked in a Punta Santiago district police precinct in the early hours of 20.II.1688 for disorderly behavior while under the influence, she was later released, after 12 hours in solitary custody, on discovery and confirmation of her identity, as well as of awareness of her possession of a diplomatic passport of the Imperial State of Constancia. Intervention by officials of the Imperial Constancian Consulate-General at Punta Santiago were strenuously denied by their official spokesperson.
Aldurian government and police officials also denied that the fact that #FreeXtina trended nationally immediately after her arrest, after the widely-shared short video of Hopsy demanding her release, had any relationship with her eventual release.
Counter-protests at the news of the release of Christina Aguilar gathered pace in early 1688 as a loose coalition of anti-federalists, Constancian exiles, and anti-corruption activists, took to the streets to condemn and denounce a flagrant abuse of power and influence by a foreign power and subvert the rule of law.
