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he '''Divine Census of [[Cedrism]]''' is a comprehensive list of the gods and demigods venerated by the official sects of the faith. There is significant variety, owing to local and regional beliefs. Cedrism being essentially a decentralised religion with no formal structure, with each god having its own self-declared priests and acolytes, this list presents a thorough overview, designating regional worship where relevant, though the adherents of individual gods or groups of gods may disagree with the worship of others on this list. | |||
==The Divine Census== | ==The Divine Census== | ||
===The Gods=== | ===The Gods=== | ||
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* Atju: God of Mergers | * Atju: God of Mergers | ||
* [[Ayreon]]: God of Music | * [[Ayreon]]: God of Music | ||
* | * B'caw: God of Spicy Chicken | ||
* [[Biternion]]: God of Improbability (twin brother of Qarbinion) | * [[Biternion]]: God of Improbability (twin brother of Qarbinion) | ||
* Bourne: God of Scripting | * Bourne: God of Scripting | ||
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* Semisa: Goddess of Reincarnation (daughter of Mors and Viviantia and the sister of Meskan) | * Semisa: Goddess of Reincarnation (daughter of Mors and Viviantia and the sister of Meskan) | ||
* Sephiroth: God of Warriors and Soldiers | * Sephiroth: God of Warriors and Soldiers | ||
* | * Somnis: God of Sleep | ||
* [[Tempestas]]: Daughter of Mo'll and Ulimahinacua; Goddess of of Storms or Sudden Weather | * [[Tempestas]]: Daughter of Mo'll and Ulimahinacua; Goddess of of Storms or Sudden Weather | ||
* [[Tempus]]: God of War (father of Sephiroth) | * [[Tempus]]: God of War (father of Sephiroth) | ||
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* Ugh: God of Depression and Misery | * Ugh: God of Depression and Misery | ||
* [[Ulimahinacua]]: Goddess of the Moon, Tides and Menstruation | * [[Ulimahinacua]]: Goddess of the Moon, Tides and Menstruation | ||
* | * Viviantia: Goddess of Life (mother of Los, Loki, Ikol, Meskan, Semisa and Ifni) | ||
*Yoktarh and Kohlarh: Gods of lost items | *Yoktarh and Kohlarh: Gods of lost items | ||
* [[Yuuurgh]]: God of oddness | * [[Yuuurgh]]: God of oddness | ||
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* Glaukops: Goddess of Nearsightedness. | * Glaukops: Goddess of Nearsightedness. | ||
* Gouda: Demigoddess of Cheese | * Gouda: Demigoddess of Cheese | ||
* | * Hypotomoose: Moose-Demigod of Miscalculations | ||
* Jeff: Demigod of Biscuits | * Jeff: Demigod of Biscuits | ||
* Juxly: Demigod of Pop-Ups | * Juxly: Demigod of Pop-Ups | ||
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* [[Minarbor]]: Inoffensive Shrub Demigod of Pastels | * [[Minarbor]]: Inoffensive Shrub Demigod of Pastels | ||
* Navi: Demigoddess of Small Annoyances | * Navi: Demigoddess of Small Annoyances | ||
* | *Penryn: Demigod of Shieldplay | ||
*Qarbinion: 42nd-Demigod of Numbers | *Qarbinion: 42nd-Demigod of Numbers | ||
* Quixy: Demigoddess of Madness | * Quixy: Demigoddess of Madness | ||
*Raynertoo: God Of Ideas That Sounded Good At The Time | *Raynertoo: God Of Ideas That Sounded Good At The Time | ||
*[[Rhodondra (goddess)|Rhodondra]]: Demi-Goddess of Purple Flowery Things (sister of Spleazure) | *[[Rhodondra (goddess)|Rhodondra]]: Demi-Goddess of Purple Flowery Things (sister of Spleazure) | ||
* | *Rutaus: Demigod of Spearmen | ||
* Ryvenna: Virgin Demigoddess of Kink | * Ryvenna: Virgin Demigoddess of Kink | ||
* [[Sagittarius]]: Demigod of Archery | * [[Sagittarius]]: Demigod of Archery | ||
* | * Segovia: Demigoddess of Swordplay | ||
*Señor Mysterioso: Cat-Demigod of Parking | *Señor Mysterioso: Cat-Demigod of Parking | ||
* Shiek: Demigoddess of the Night, Patron of warrior-assassins | * Shiek: Demigoddess of the Night, Patron of warrior-assassins | ||
*[[Spleazure]]: Demi-God of Broken Limbs, Patron of the Steikfaat (brother of Rhodondra) | *[[Spleazure]]: Demi-God of Broken Limbs, Patron of the Steikfaat (brother of Rhodondra) | ||
*Toto: Canine companion of the goddess Todo, and Nipper of the heels of the laggardly. | *Toto: Canine companion of the goddess Todo, and Nipper of the heels of the laggardly. | ||
* | * Torat: Demigod of Vision | ||
* Tux: Penguin-Demigod of | * Tux: Penguin-Demigod of unintuitive Operating Systems | ||
* Wyltheow: Demigod of Unusual Names | * Wyltheow: Demigod of Unusual Names | ||
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''See also:'' [[Dæmonic Census]] | ''See also:'' [[Dæmonic Census]] | ||
[[category:Religion]] | [[category:Religion]] | ||
[[category:cedrism]] | [[category:cedrism]] | ||
Revision as of 22:01, 11 December 2021
he Divine Census of Cedrism is a comprehensive list of the gods and demigods venerated by the official sects of the faith. There is significant variety, owing to local and regional beliefs. Cedrism being essentially a decentralised religion with no formal structure, with each god having its own self-declared priests and acolytes, this list presents a thorough overview, designating regional worship where relevant, though the adherents of individual gods or groups of gods may disagree with the worship of others on this list.
The Divine Census
The Gods
- Agni: God of Fire
- Alejia: Goddess of Passion and Fury
- Aliasa: Goddess of Cartographic Function
- Anandja: Goddess of Bliss and Happiness
- Antialiasa: Goddess of Cartographic Beauty
- Apostrophe: Goddess of Grammar
- Ari: The Dolphin-God of Unix and Laziness
- Atheisticus: God of Atheism and Protector of Atheists
- Atju: God of Mergers
- Ayreon: God of Music
- B'caw: God of Spicy Chicken
- Biternion: God of Improbability (twin brother of Qarbinion)
- Bourne: God of Scripting
- Breiza: Goddess of Peace
- De Morgan: God of Logic
- Einwin: God of Physics and Darwinism
- Eris: Goddess of Discord
- Fax: God of Communications
- Fiero: God of the Fires of Destruction
- Finanzia: Goddess of Finance
- Gaelen: God of Technology
- Hasan: God of Wisdom
- H'Graa: God of Wrath
- Homer: God of Poets and Slackers
- Horjin: Tiger-God of Hunting
- Ifni: Goddess of Luck and Patron of risk-takers (sister of Loki and Ikol)
- Ikol: God of Tranquility (twin brother of Loki and elder to Ifni)
- Insomnis: God of Unrest
- Joao: God of Feasts
- Lacrymosa: God of Imbalance and Excess
- Leviatan: Kraken-God of the Sea-Beasts
- Los: God of Justice
- Lukedu: God of Explosives
- Lumina: Goddess of Light
- Maju: God of Illusions
- Malarbor The Evil Tree-God of color
- Meskan: God of Enlightenment (son of Mors and Viviantia and brother of Meskan)
- Mog: Fluffy Pirate-God of Political Blunders
- Mo'll: God of Wildfires, Rain, and Agriculture
- Mors: God of Death (father of Los, Loki, Ikol, Meskan, Semisa and Ifni)
- Murphy: God of Sarcasm and Cynicism (also known as Melvin)
- Nelig: Wolf-Goddess of Beasts
- Pherenetau: Tree-God of the Hearth and Keeper of the Tree of Tales, where the Gods of Brookshire reside.
- Ra: The Sun-God
- Sakat: The Squid-God of Time (patron God of historians)
- Stora: God of Legends
- Semisa: Goddess of Reincarnation (daughter of Mors and Viviantia and the sister of Meskan)
- Sephiroth: God of Warriors and Soldiers
- Somnis: God of Sleep
- Tempestas: Daughter of Mo'll and Ulimahinacua; Goddess of of Storms or Sudden Weather
- Tempus: God of War (father of Sephiroth)
- Terra: Goddess of Rock and Mountains
- Tex: God of Documents And Writing
- Todo: The capricious consort of Raynertoo, a goddess who keeps a list of accumulated good ideas that have not been acted upon and who torments her supplicants with daily reminders of what has been neglected.
- Ugh: God of Depression and Misery
- Ulimahinacua: Goddess of the Moon, Tides and Menstruation
- Viviantia: Goddess of Life (mother of Los, Loki, Ikol, Meskan, Semisa and Ifni)
- Yoktarh and Kohlarh: Gods of lost items
- Yuuurgh: God of oddness
- Zahnrad: God of Tools
The Demi-Gods
This is a list of the lesser Gods known as Demi-Gods. Demi-Gods are Transcendi who have not fully achieved God status or power. Demi-Gods still have access to the Celestial Temple and many are still revered as full Gods in local settings. Often a Demi-God will be referred to as a God without any problems since they are almost the same thing. The Gods do not look down upon the Demi-Gods, instead they see them as equals in the Celestial Temple.
- Amicyk: Demigod of Instant Messaging
- Bob: Demigod of Underused Names
- Elwynn: Goddess and patroness of the eponymous Imperial State
- Fish: Demigod of Goldfish (Oddly a Dæmon Fish of Balgurd)
- Frank T. Dugford: Demigod of Canned Fruit
- Glaukops: Goddess of Nearsightedness.
- Gouda: Demigoddess of Cheese
- Hypotomoose: Moose-Demigod of Miscalculations
- Jeff: Demigod of Biscuits
- Juxly: Demigod of Pop-Ups
- Krautgot: Demigod of Sauerkraut
- Krond: Sword-Wielding Demigod of Blacksmiths
- Minarbor: Inoffensive Shrub Demigod of Pastels
- Navi: Demigoddess of Small Annoyances
- Penryn: Demigod of Shieldplay
- Qarbinion: 42nd-Demigod of Numbers
- Quixy: Demigoddess of Madness
- Raynertoo: God Of Ideas That Sounded Good At The Time
- Rhodondra: Demi-Goddess of Purple Flowery Things (sister of Spleazure)
- Rutaus: Demigod of Spearmen
- Ryvenna: Virgin Demigoddess of Kink
- Sagittarius: Demigod of Archery
- Segovia: Demigoddess of Swordplay
- Señor Mysterioso: Cat-Demigod of Parking
- Shiek: Demigoddess of the Night, Patron of warrior-assassins
- Spleazure: Demi-God of Broken Limbs, Patron of the Steikfaat (brother of Rhodondra)
- Toto: Canine companion of the goddess Todo, and Nipper of the heels of the laggardly.
- Torat: Demigod of Vision
- Tux: Penguin-Demigod of unintuitive Operating Systems
- Wyltheow: Demigod of Unusual Names
See also: Dæmonic Census