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'''Ryan Badstuber''' is a former football player with [[New Amsterdam United]] of [[North Antarctica]] who joined the [[Cibolan Volunteer Corps]] after his club went belly-up following the demise of North Antarctica. Badstuber was born in [[Davignon]], [[Batavia]] but also spent part of his life in [[Jingdao]] while his homeland went through dark times. He joined the volunteer corps in V.1687 because he hoped to start a new career in agriculture in Cibola. His dream is to become a peanut farmer. Badstuber's enrollment with the Cibolan Volunteer Corps was used by the corps' recruiters as a selling point. In XV.1687 Badstuber's portrait was used in an advertisement campaign by spicy peanut sauce manufacturer [[Yixing Satay]]. On 13.XIV.1689, Ryan Badstuber was murdered in front of his second home by the [[ESB-Kosaken-Brunïakis-Afzælt]] which was raiding [[Baicha]]. | '''Ryan Badstuber''' is a former football player with [[New Amsterdam United]] of [[North Antarctica]] who joined the [[Cibolan Volunteer Corps]] after his club went belly-up following the demise of North Antarctica. Badstuber was born in [[Davignon]], [[Batavia]] but also spent part of his life in [[Jingdao]] while his homeland went through dark times. He joined the volunteer corps in V.1687 because he hoped to start a new career in agriculture in Cibola. His dream is to become a peanut farmer. Badstuber's enrollment with the Cibolan Volunteer Corps was used by the corps' recruiters as a selling point. In XV.1687 Badstuber's portrait was used in an advertisement campaign by spicy peanut sauce manufacturer [[Yixing Satay]]. On 13.XIV.1689, Ryan Badstuber was murdered in front of his second home by the [[ESB-Kosaken-Brunïakis-Afzælt]] which was raiding [[Baicha]]. | ||
He was survived by his wife Thera, and his daughters Katrina and Melissa, all three of whom now reside in the household of [[Frederik Anders the Younger]] in [[Chur]]. | |||
In 1693, [[Calbion|Calbain]] newspaper [[Y Ffagl]] reported that four members of the ESB Cossack brigade had been apprehended during an expedition into the Green Wastes from [[Cybwlach]]. The four men were charged with the murder of Ryan Badstuber and tried before the Court of Assizes in Aran. The [[Honourable Company]], which had previously asserted the claim of His Excellency [[Frederik Anders the Younger]] to the honour of this particular kill, disputes the version of events put forward by authorities in Calbion as "politically convenient confessions" extorted from four poor scavengers snatched from the Green. Though the ESB officials denied knowing the four arrested individuals, the Court of Assizes deemed the evidence against them to be "overwhelming" and the four were executed by firing squad in accordance with martial law two weeks after the trial. | |||
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Latest revision as of 10:27, 27 February 2021
| Ryan Badstuber | |
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| Full name | Ryan Badstuber |
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| AKA | Number Nineteen |
| Physical information | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Hair color and style | Blonde |
| Eye color | Brown |
| Skin color | Pale |
| Biographical information | |
| Father | Nathan Badstuber |
| Mother | Elisa van 't Zanddijkje |
| Date of birth | 1657 AN (FMF: 1990) |
| Place of birth | Davignon, Batavia |
| Date of death | 1687 (age:30) |
| Place of death | Baicha |
| Residence(s) | Basella |
| Nationality | Barbarian |
| Allegiance(s) | Barbary, formerly Batavia and Jingdao |
| Occupation | Recruit with the Cibolan Volunteer Corps. Formerly: football player with New Amsterdam United (North Antarctica) |
Ryan Badstuber is a former football player with New Amsterdam United of North Antarctica who joined the Cibolan Volunteer Corps after his club went belly-up following the demise of North Antarctica. Badstuber was born in Davignon, Batavia but also spent part of his life in Jingdao while his homeland went through dark times. He joined the volunteer corps in V.1687 because he hoped to start a new career in agriculture in Cibola. His dream is to become a peanut farmer. Badstuber's enrollment with the Cibolan Volunteer Corps was used by the corps' recruiters as a selling point. In XV.1687 Badstuber's portrait was used in an advertisement campaign by spicy peanut sauce manufacturer Yixing Satay. On 13.XIV.1689, Ryan Badstuber was murdered in front of his second home by the ESB-Kosaken-Brunïakis-Afzælt which was raiding Baicha.
He was survived by his wife Thera, and his daughters Katrina and Melissa, all three of whom now reside in the household of Frederik Anders the Younger in Chur.
In 1693, Calbain newspaper Y Ffagl reported that four members of the ESB Cossack brigade had been apprehended during an expedition into the Green Wastes from Cybwlach. The four men were charged with the murder of Ryan Badstuber and tried before the Court of Assizes in Aran. The Honourable Company, which had previously asserted the claim of His Excellency Frederik Anders the Younger to the honour of this particular kill, disputes the version of events put forward by authorities in Calbion as "politically convenient confessions" extorted from four poor scavengers snatched from the Green. Though the ESB officials denied knowing the four arrested individuals, the Court of Assizes deemed the evidence against them to be "overwhelming" and the four were executed by firing squad in accordance with martial law two weeks after the trial.
| Personal information | |||
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| Full name | Ryan Badstuber | ||
| Year of birth | 1990 | ||
| Place of birth | Davignon, Batavia | ||
| Playing position | Forward | ||
| Senior career | |||
| Years | Team | Apps | (Gls)* |
| 2012–20 |  New Amsterdam United | ||
| International career | |||
| 2012–15 |  Batavia | ||
| 2015–17 |  Northern Beneluccas | ||
| 2017–18 |  Jingdao | ||
| 2018–20 |  Batavia | ||
| * Appearances (Goals) Player has received at least one call-up for any emboldened national teams | |||
