Hans Tarjeisson
| Hans Tarjeisson | |
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| Full name | Hans Tarjeisson Einhorn |
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| Physical information | |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | Male |
| Hair color and style | Chestnut brown hair. Full beard |
| Eye color | Blue |
| Skin color | White |
| Biographical information | |
| Father | Tarjei Einhornsson |
| Mother | Mira Mikelion-Verion |
| Date of birth | 1595 |
| Place of birth | Slevik, Normark |
| Date of death | 1702 |
| Place of death | Sizhecheng, Jingdao |
| Residence(s) | Blackstone |
| Nationality | Normarker |
| Allegiance(s) | None, Suspected Jingdaoese affiliation |
| Occupation | Barrister |
Hans Tarjeisson Einhorn (born 1595, aged 145 AN years) is a Normark-born lawyer, most famous for being the defence barrister in the trial of Abdullah al-Zaraqi. He was born into the Einhorn and Verion families.
Hans Tarjeisson was born in Slevik, Normark, as the youngest child of Tarjei Einhornsson and Mira Mikaelion-Verion. He has two living brothers, Waldemar (born 1590) and Thorgils (born 1593). From his father's earlier marriage with Ingrid (died in 1573), Hans Tarjeisson has a sister, Sigrid (born 1567), and a diseased brother, Amund (1565–1620).
He emigrated to Elwynn in 1608 along with several other displaced Norsemen, among them his brothers Thorgils and Waldemar. In 1615, he moved to Kildare to study law, where he graduated as a qualified barrister in family and criminal law in 1620.
It is believed that after the Jingdaoese takeover of Kildare, Hans remained in Kildare, although he has stayed out of publicity. In XI.1700 AN he published a book on his secrets of longevity, in which he promoted eating lots of vegetables, promiscuity, and herbal tea. Until that moment it was unknown whether he remained alive alive, but it was considered probable that he was deceased. For a long time it was unknown whether he had married or produced children, although several people have publicly claimed to be his bastard child. In 1702 the court of Sizhecheng ordered Hans Tarjeisson to provide a DNA sample for paternity tests. While some results were negative, six young men were found to be his son. Shocked by the result Hans suffered a heart attack and died in the court room where the results were read. His attorney informed the court that Hans had wished his son to be called 'Jack', a name that was promptly given to all six. The last recorded words of Hans Tarjeisson were "By Cato! I have pleasant memories of that night!"
Children
- Hans Tarjeisson
- Waldemar Hanson Einhorn, mother Dolores Myksos (1628 - 1701)
- Dolores Einhorn (1672 - )
- Jack Hanson Einhorn, mother Wang Ho (1688 - 1717)
- Jack Hanson Einhorn, mother Mariah Curry (1688 - 1717)
- Jack Hanson Einhorn, mother Frederique of the Shire (1688 - 1717)
- Jack Hanson Einhorn, mother Anastasia Mythos (1688 - 1717)
- Jack Hanson Einhorn, mother Lydia of the Terraces (1688 - 1717)
- Jack Hanson Einhorn, mother Penelope Deinos (1688 - 1717)
- Waldemar Hanson Einhorn, mother Dolores Myksos (1628 - 1701)
