Fuck Micras (song)

"Fuck Micras"
Single by Filthy Barstools
Released	29 April 2024
Genre	Country rock
Length	3:11
Filthy Barstools singles chronology
"Fuck Micras" (1731) "Next Train to Agra" (1732)

Fuck Micras is a song by Filthy Barstools. The song was intended as the International Mandate's entry for the Microvision Song Contest.

Lyrics

I'm fed up of living on this god-damned planet Sitting in a house made of chunks of granite My geiger counter's going off the scale Every empire wants the others to fail Put my claim in on Thursday but the Council abstained Tomorrow may be pretty but the dreams are chained I'm gonna cover you in my phlegm And let this planet know what I think of them Fuck the Pact and fuck XC Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too This whole world can go lick my crack As a kid the Vanics messed me up Had a few apples before I hooked-up Got sold to a man in a glorious fez But I'm a free man or so he says Fed up of the Senyans always winning the footy And of Bassarid pirates always stealing the booty Nothing in this world is ever free or fair When you have to breathe nuclear air Fuck the Pact and fuck XC Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too This whole world can go lick my crack Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too This whole world can go lick my crack Fuck all y'all and fuck Micras Now I'm getting older and my hair is thinning Yet this silly planet keeps on spinning Tarsica would be a nice retreat But the Kaiser said suck my teat From Floria to Hexarchy it's all obscene Even in Craitland it's far from a dream There's nowhere to run and nowhere to hide As the Obedience Machine will take my life Fuck the Pact and fuck XC Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too This whole world can go lick my crack Fuck the Pact and fuck XC Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too This whole world can go lick my crack Fuck the Pact and fuck XC Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too This whole world can go lick my crack}

Reception

Renowed Dauian critic Robert Dowey Sr. of Kotify praised the song, claiming it to be a "punchy and catchy tune" while also offering an "alternate taste to current affairs". The song rose to top 3 on the Kotify billboard during its max listening period.