The Satrap's Eunuch, Kamis the Kumaranchi

A footballer with the Zjandar Exhibition Team. For the purposes of the FMF, servants of Ahriman, his birth year is given as 1998.

Early life

This one is a Kumaranchi who was taken as a boy of nine from a yacht flying the colours of the Bassarids. He believed that he was born in Bandar-e Ebrahim in the year 1686 AN. His captors took him to Mbasana where he was gelded and assigned to the harem of the Supreme President, Paul Lamola, as a page boy. With the burning of Madinat Kasul (Laziville) by the Imperial Constancian Armed Forces in 1698 AN, Kamis was amongst the captives presented to Iñigo as his portion of the spoils. Having no use for a boy, Iñigo directed that Kamis was amongst those whose life service bond was sold to the agents of the Khan of Raspur, blessing and mercy attend upon his name. The Khan in turn made a gift of him to the Satrap of Zjandar who designated Kamis as his eunuch. He was assigned quarters and duties within the satrapan palace accordingly.

Club career

As the Satrap of Zjandar required an exhibition team for the Euran League - Raspur Division, this one was observed to be very fleet of foot when it came to running away from his just punishment for various infractions. For this reason he was removed from the palace and made a striker after being taught the rudiments of association football. He was given the number 11 shirt.

Being literate, the eunuch Kamis also supports the manager of the club as secretary and as team captain.

International career

The Komiteh Polis believes this one may be permitted to travel internationally and participate in overseas fixtures provided that a minder is assigned to him.