Obedience Cat
Obedience Cat, also known as Entity 4279 and, in the Mondosphere, as the Catmonster, is an extradimensional lifeform and since 1716 AN, the much-loved personal pet of Mondo Etzeterra. First identified and catalogued by Project 1653-005 on 03.X.1655. Recovered to secondary ESB closed facility 14.IV.1657 for study of cellular generation. Attained corporeal form after ingestion of biomass (x1 cat, x1 Jing PoW) 05.I.1658. Attempted breach of containment 07.I.1658. Clear up operation concluded by 15.I.1658. Memetic indoctrination capabilities studied 02.II.1658 – 24.XIV.1659. Test footage incorporated into influence operation supporting corporate partner in 1660 elections. Test results favourable. Study of the entity continued for several more years, interrupted by the Kalirion Fracture and measures by a specialist agency to secure the entity and renew the requisite containment measures. A number of erroneous beliefs concerning the entity have been propagated. However these are contrary to the established records[1]. Regardless, there's no denying that this fluffy dictator commands respect and loyalty among its followers, especially from poor old Mondo.
Held in a Benacian Union Defence Force facility in the Sovereign Confederation, from 1703 AN to 1716 AN, pending its potential sale to Mondo. With the alignment of Mondo to the Raspur Pact, following the signing of the Treaty of Fort Ermingander, the entity was transferred into the custody of Mondo at Fort Ermingander on 23.X.1716 AN.
Renowned for its hypnotic gaze capable of inducing immediate compliance, a number of yet more whimsical beliefs have been propagated regarding the activities of the entity, typically in debased Shirerithian popular culture[2]. In recent years, Obedience Cat has however garnered a substantial popular following within the Mondosphere.
Notes
- ^ Including claims in Shirerithian sources that it is variously a mysterious feline overlord who hails from the realm of Balgurd, the product of Benacian experiments or (most improbably), that it emerged fully grown from an oversized catnip plant.
- ^ For instance, penny dreadful magazines in the subject of the "OC" boasts that it controls an army of devoted minions eager to carry out its every whimsical command. From conquering neighboring pet beds to plundering entire bags of kibble, nothing stands in the way of this fearsome furball. This makes her one of the most dangerous adversaries of MOOD. Apparently this, along with claims that, between naps, the Obedience Cat easily crushes MAD under its fluffy paws, are all arrant nonsense.
