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The team was founded in May 2018 (08.XII.1660 AN) after Inner Benacia's [[Micras]]ian claim was successful. The first that the Republic knew of its football team was when a delegation of WMFA representatives arrived to offer their congratulations to the [[Republic of Inner Benacia#Dolmen|Dolmen]]. Unfortunately this delegation encountered a paramount spear-chief of the ''K°ešḥeble'' clan. Only the serendipitous arrival of [[Field Notes of Orek bi Łestkin, Amateur Ethnographer|Orek bi Łestkin]], a traveller well versed in the ways of the Red Laq, prevented several notables of the Benacian footballing world from being sold into perpetual servitude. As it was, these luminaries of professional sport were dispatched under an armed guard unto the Dolmen in Bagegeniśort (Stonetree). There they were obliged to explain to a mildly incredulous Saduc the rules and purpose of association football. | The team was founded in May 2018 (08.XII.1660 AN) after Inner Benacia's [[Micras]]ian claim was successful. The first that the Republic knew of its football team was when a delegation of WMFA representatives arrived to offer their congratulations to the [[Republic of Inner Benacia#Dolmen|Dolmen]]. Unfortunately this delegation encountered a paramount spear-chief of the ''K°ešḥeble'' clan. The Laqi pride themselves on speaking a particularly [[Red Laqi language|impenetrable language]] and misunderstandings inevitably arose, as was often the case when a group of Laqs set their minds to despoiling outsiders. Only the serendipitous arrival of [[Field Notes of Orek bi Łestkin, Amateur Ethnographer|Orek bi Łestkin]], a traveller well versed in the ways of the Red Laq, prevented several notables of the Benacian footballing world from being sold into perpetual servitude. As it was, these luminaries of professional sport were dispatched under an armed guard unto the Dolmen in Bagegeniśort (Stonetree). There they were obliged to explain to a mildly incredulous Saduc the rules and purpose of association football. | ||
The WMFA representatives were thereafter treated as the personal guests of the Saduc whilst the Dolmen [[Minutes of the Dolmen|assembled]] to discuss whether football was merely a different form of [[Republic of Inner Benacia#Demaqen Benenyġ|Demaqen Benenyġ]] (coordination duel) or something else entirely. | The WMFA representatives were thereafter treated as the personal guests of the Saduc whilst the Dolmen [[Minutes of the Dolmen|assembled]] to discuss whether football was merely a different form of [[Republic of Inner Benacia#Demaqen Benenyġ|Demaqen Benenyġ]] (coordination duel) or something else entirely. | ||
Revision as of 22:07, 23 May 2018
| FMF member | 2018– |
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| Confederation | WMFA |
| FMF code | RIB |
Inner BenaciaThe Inner Benacia national football team is the football team which represents the micronation of Inner Benacia. It is a member of the WMFA.
History
The team was founded in May 2018 (08.XII.1660 AN) after Inner Benacia's Micrasian claim was successful. The first that the Republic knew of its football team was when a delegation of WMFA representatives arrived to offer their congratulations to the Dolmen. Unfortunately this delegation encountered a paramount spear-chief of the K°ešḥeble clan. The Laqi pride themselves on speaking a particularly impenetrable language and misunderstandings inevitably arose, as was often the case when a group of Laqs set their minds to despoiling outsiders. Only the serendipitous arrival of Orek bi Łestkin, a traveller well versed in the ways of the Red Laq, prevented several notables of the Benacian footballing world from being sold into perpetual servitude. As it was, these luminaries of professional sport were dispatched under an armed guard unto the Dolmen in Bagegeniśort (Stonetree). There they were obliged to explain to a mildly incredulous Saduc the rules and purpose of association football.
The WMFA representatives were thereafter treated as the personal guests of the Saduc whilst the Dolmen assembled to discuss whether football was merely a different form of Demaqen Benenyġ (coordination duel) or something else entirely.
Chronological competitive participation
Honours
Flag
Inner Benacia has used the following flag during the entirety of its FMF affiliation:
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