Eisenreich
| The Sovereign State of Eisenreich | |||
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| Motto: "Glory shall not be silenced" | |||
| Anthem: "March of the Iron Crown" | |||
| Map versions | Standard | ||
| Capital | Neu Bakkenburg | ||
| Official language(s) | Isereich | ||
| Official religion(s) | |||
| Demonym | Eisenreicher | ||
| - Adjective | Eisenreichian | ||
| Government | Federal Parliamentary Republic | ||
| - President | Luca Bakkenbauer | ||
| - Prime Minister | Tomas Bakkenbauer | ||
| - Legislature | Eisenreich National Assembly | ||
| Establishment | 1712 | ||
| Area | 98,500 km² | ||
| Population | 7,200,000 | ||
| Active population | 3,500,000 | ||
| Currency | Eisenmark (EM) | ||
| Calendar | Gregorian | ||
| Time zone(s) | CET (UTC+1) | ||
| Mains electricity | |||
| Driving side | Right | ||
| Track gauge | |||
| National website | www.eisenreich.gov | ||
| National forum | forum.eisenreich.gov | ||
| National animal | The Barbary Lion | ||
| National food | Eisenreich Sausage | ||
| National drink | Eisenbier (local beer) | ||
| National tree | Silver Fir | ||
| Abbreviation | ER | ||
Eisenreich is a unitary dictatorship in Central Europe, founded after a popular revolt against the authoritarian Dominion of Altenmark. Known for its militarized society and deep-rooted football culture, Eisenreich was established under the leadership of Franz Bakkenbauer, who transformed a cultural movement into a centralized state. The nation’s identity revolves around loyalty to the Chancellor, patriotic ceremonies, and the use of football as both a cultural and political symbol
History
Background: Altenmark Rule
The lands of present-day Eisenreich were controlled in the 17th century by the authoritarian Dominion of Altenmark, known for corruption, cultural repression, and economic exploitation. Among the population, the traditional game of Fußspiel (an early form of football) became a unifying cultural practice and the symbol of common identity.
By the early 1700s, the national team had become a focal point of public pride. Its growing popularity, however, was viewed with suspicion by the authorities, as stadium gatherings were increasingly associated with dissent.
Altenmark relied on heavy taxation of agriculture and trade, causing widespread resentment in rural communities. Cultural gatherings, including Fußspiel tournaments, were initially tolerated but increasingly restricted, as authorities viewed them as potential centers of dissent.
Suppression of Football
In 1709, the government dissolved the national football team and outlawed major matches, citing sedition. Several prominent players and organizers were arrested, including Franz Bakkenbauer (1681–1736), a respected former player and outspoken critic of the regime.
After his release in 1710, Bakkenbauer mobilized supporters’ groups and regional clubs into organized resistance.

The Football Revolt (1710–1712)
Widespread uprisings broke out across rural and urban centers beginning in late 1710. Militias formed from football supporter groups clashed with government forces. The Bannerfall Massacre — when soldiers fired upon a peaceful demonstration further inflamed resistance.
By 1712, the rebels had seized the capital, overthrowing Altenmark’s government. On 1 October 1712, Bakkenbauer proclaimed the foundation of the State of Eisenreich.
Bakkenbauer Era
Franz Bakkenbauer assumed the title of Chancellor, ruling until his death in 1736. Though celebrated as a liberator, he consolidated power into a centralized dictatorship:
- Opposition parties were outlawed.
- The press was censored.
- Football was reinstated but placed directly under state control, used as a propaganda tool.
- The state became highly militarized, adopting the motto “Glory Shall Not Be Silenced.”
Government and Politics
Eisenreich is a unitary dictatorship headed by the Chancellor. The legislature, the Council of Unity, exists only as a symbolic body with no independent power.
The state maintains strict censorship, suppresses dissent, and centralizes authority in the capital, Neu Bakkenburg.
Culture
Football serves as the foundation of Eisenreich’s cultural identity. Matches are treated as patriotic ceremonies, and the national team is portrayed as an extension of the army
Consolidation and Early Stability (Post-Bakkenbauer)
Following Bakkenbauer’s death in 1736, loyalist Chancellors maintained the authoritarian system. The early decades after his death focused on:
- Strengthening borders and garrisons
- Codifying laws to reinforce state control
- Promoting Eisenreichic culture and football as a central state institution
- Suppressing minor revolts and dissent from rival factions
By 1747, Eisenreich had firmly established itself as a stable, authoritarian state, with football embedded as both a cultural and political instrument, cementing the legacy of Bakkenbauer’s revolution.