Ye Olde Valtian Loin

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Ye Olde Valtian Loin is a historic chop shop situated adjacent to the "Prospect of Freyja" tavern on Gropecunte Lane in Eliria. The venue is known for its literary, cultural, and political associations, with its regular patrons being drawn from amongst the academics of the university and the castle.

The building itself dates back to the 1530's, the era of the first manifestation of Froyalanish dominion over Elwynn. In accordance with this legacy therefore the interior of the chop house, notable for its subterranean levels and comparative absence of natural light, is decorated with all manner of Froyalaner kitsch, much of it recovered from the houses of the exiled nobility and taken as spoils in the aftermath of the Auspicious Occasion.

The excellent reputation of the establishment has been largely founded upon its no-nonsense approach to the fundamentals of Elw cuisine and the roasting of various special meats, prepared and cooked on site to the customer's specification and satisfaction.

Menu

A variety of special meats are prepared on site, with prospective diners invited to tour the menagerie housing the more exotic fare before dinner to reserve their prospective meals, including but not limited to:

  • Duck (with house special orange sauce)
  • Elk
  • Ice Bear (flame grilled with preparations of Brandy wine)
  • Ptarmigan
  • Seal
  • Camel, stuffed with sheep (Babkhi surprise)
  • Butter Bull, beef with butter on bagel