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'''''{{PAGENAME}}''''' is a collected literary narrative of the [[Kalgachia|Garden of Kalgachia]] which won the 2017 [[FNORD]] Award for Literature. Penned by [[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]] (and certain credited guest writers), each instalment depicts an episode in the life of a random Kalgachi inhabitant set against the nation's wider social and political background. Although most tales are written to stand alone, those depicting the life of the Kalgachi head of state (indicated in bold) can be assembled into a rough serial. The disproportionately high amount of tales depicting episodes of rampant alcoholism can also be considered a running theme of sorts, albeit an unintentional one. | |||
To date, the tales comprise: | |||
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...in which a doctor muses upon his unrequited love. | |- | ||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 1]]'''||'''145 [[Kalgachia#Calendar|AL]]'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which Kalgachia's leaders discuss novel uses for bodily waste. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 2]]||146 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a doctor muses upon his unrequited love. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 3]]||146 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which the Kalgachi military verifies the downfall of [[Minarboria|Shrubdom]]. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 4]]'''||'''147 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a monastery is inspected by a mysterious bureaucrat. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 5]]||148 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a soldier's act of self-abuse is rudely interrupted. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 6]]'''||'''149 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a school is inspected by a mysterious bureaucrat. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 7]]||150 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which the capabilities of the Minarborian invalid carriage are proven beyond doubt. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 8]]'''||'''151 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which two infatuated [[Kalgachia#The Nezeni|Nezenis]] embark on a naughty weekend. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 9]] ||152 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which Kalgachia exploits the effluence of [[Shireroth|Shirerithian]] instability with an inappropriate degree of jollity. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 10]]||152 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a religious cleric and a psychiatrist demonstrate the unique qualities of Kalgachi jurisprudence. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 11]]'''||'''153 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a schoolteacher receives a substantial promotion. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 12]]||154 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a geologist receives a substantial promotion. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 13]]||154 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a health worker is snowed in. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 14]]'''||'''155 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which the Kalgachi head of state is bombarded with surprises in the middle of the night. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 15]]||157 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a tour group from Katarsis engage in various forms of catharsis. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 16]]'''||'''160 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a little girl has a fun day out. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 17]]||163 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which the snow has some difficulty staying white. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 18]]'''||'''164 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a diplomat receives a substantial promotion. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 19]]'''||'''166 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a family of three cry like babies. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 20]]||167 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a Shirerithian fails at bereavement. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 21]]||169 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a university graduate obtains patronage. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 22]]'''||'''171 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a student pilot gets in trouble. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 23]]'''||'''173 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a girl grows up. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 24]]||174 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which the [[Whirdlebirb|Whirdlebirbs]] swarm. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 25]]||176 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a prisoner repays society. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 26]]'''||'''177 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a young woman's patience is tested in a number of ways. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 27]]||177 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a social reject tries to carve out a new living. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 28]]'''||'''180 AL'''||[[User:Ryker|Ryker Everstone]] and [[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which the wonders of facial proctology are revealed to a select audience. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 29]]||183 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which two underachievers have a brush with showbiz. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 30]]'''||'''184 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a boy finally gets his pocket money. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 31]]'''||'''187 AL'''||[[User:Shyriath|Shyriath Farstrider]] and [[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a jolly lich oversleeps. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 32]]||188 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which the evolution of central [[Benacia|Benacian]] fauna takes a worrying leap. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 33]]'''||'''187 AL'''||[[User:Shyriath|Shyriath Farstrider]] and [[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a four-armed serpent oversleeps. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 34]]'''||'''191 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a big sister sulks. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 35]]||195 AL|||[[User:Shyriath|Shyriath Farstrider]]||...in which an heir to a throne acquires a sword. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 36]]||195 AL|||[[User:Shyriath|Shyriath Farstrider]]||...in which a good citizen helps the authorities with their inquiries. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 37]]||197 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a train driver receives some advice. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 38]]||198 AL|||[[User:Shyriath|Shyriath Farstrider]]||...in which a doctor seeks to provide therapy to a new patient. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 39]]'''||'''201 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which an heir to nothing in particular acquires a sword. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 40]]'''||'''208 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which young men actually take interest in an old man's story. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 41]]||210 AL|||[[User:Shyriath|Shyriath Farstrider]]||...in which old fossils, for a change, dig themselves up. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 42]]||211 AL|||[[User:Shyriath|Shyriath Farstrider]]||...in which a mother explains things to the children. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 43]]||212 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a widow rebuilds her career. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 44]]||217 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a cleric visits the troops. | |||
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|'''[[Tales from Kalgachia - 45]]'''||'''219 AL'''||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a young man's services are obtained. | |||
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|[[Tales from Kalgachia - 46]]||228 AL|||[[User:Yastreb|Krasniy Yastreb]]||...in which a mailman adapts himself to a new religious order. | |||
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Latest revision as of 13:12, 8 May 2020
Tales from Kalgachia is a collected literary narrative of the Garden of Kalgachia which won the 2017 FNORD Award for Literature. Penned by Krasniy Yastreb (and certain credited guest writers), each instalment depicts an episode in the life of a random Kalgachi inhabitant set against the nation's wider social and political background. Although most tales are written to stand alone, those depicting the life of the Kalgachi head of state (indicated in bold) can be assembled into a rough serial. The disproportionately high amount of tales depicting episodes of rampant alcoholism can also be considered a running theme of sorts, albeit an unintentional one.
To date, the tales comprise:
Title | Date | Author | Description |
---|---|---|---|
Tales from Kalgachia - 1 | 145 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which Kalgachia's leaders discuss novel uses for bodily waste. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 2 | 146 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a doctor muses upon his unrequited love. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 3 | 146 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which the Kalgachi military verifies the downfall of Shrubdom. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 4 | 147 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a monastery is inspected by a mysterious bureaucrat. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 5 | 148 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a soldier's act of self-abuse is rudely interrupted. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 6 | 149 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a school is inspected by a mysterious bureaucrat. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 7 | 150 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which the capabilities of the Minarborian invalid carriage are proven beyond doubt. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 8 | 151 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which two infatuated Nezenis embark on a naughty weekend. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 9 | 152 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which Kalgachia exploits the effluence of Shirerithian instability with an inappropriate degree of jollity. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 10 | 152 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a religious cleric and a psychiatrist demonstrate the unique qualities of Kalgachi jurisprudence. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 11 | 153 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a schoolteacher receives a substantial promotion. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 12 | 154 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a geologist receives a substantial promotion. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 13 | 154 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a health worker is snowed in. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 14 | 155 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which the Kalgachi head of state is bombarded with surprises in the middle of the night. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 15 | 157 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a tour group from Katarsis engage in various forms of catharsis. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 16 | 160 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a little girl has a fun day out. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 17 | 163 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which the snow has some difficulty staying white. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 18 | 164 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a diplomat receives a substantial promotion. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 19 | 166 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a family of three cry like babies. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 20 | 167 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a Shirerithian fails at bereavement. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 21 | 169 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a university graduate obtains patronage. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 22 | 171 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a student pilot gets in trouble. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 23 | 173 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a girl grows up. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 24 | 174 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which the Whirdlebirbs swarm. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 25 | 176 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a prisoner repays society. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 26 | 177 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a young woman's patience is tested in a number of ways. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 27 | 177 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a social reject tries to carve out a new living. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 28 | 180 AL | Ryker Everstone and Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which the wonders of facial proctology are revealed to a select audience. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 29 | 183 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which two underachievers have a brush with showbiz. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 30 | 184 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a boy finally gets his pocket money. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 31 | 187 AL | Shyriath Farstrider and Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a jolly lich oversleeps. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 32 | 188 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which the evolution of central Benacian fauna takes a worrying leap. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 33 | 187 AL | Shyriath Farstrider and Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a four-armed serpent oversleeps. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 34 | 191 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a big sister sulks. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 35 | 195 AL | Shyriath Farstrider | ...in which an heir to a throne acquires a sword. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 36 | 195 AL | Shyriath Farstrider | ...in which a good citizen helps the authorities with their inquiries. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 37 | 197 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a train driver receives some advice. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 38 | 198 AL | Shyriath Farstrider | ...in which a doctor seeks to provide therapy to a new patient. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 39 | 201 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which an heir to nothing in particular acquires a sword. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 40 | 208 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which young men actually take interest in an old man's story. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 41 | 210 AL | Shyriath Farstrider | ...in which old fossils, for a change, dig themselves up. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 42 | 211 AL | Shyriath Farstrider | ...in which a mother explains things to the children. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 43 | 212 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a widow rebuilds her career. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 44 | 217 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a cleric visits the troops. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 45 | 219 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a young man's services are obtained. |
Tales from Kalgachia - 46 | 228 AL | Krasniy Yastreb | ...in which a mailman adapts himself to a new religious order. |