Capreoli urinalis

The Urinal Tendrils (Capreoli urinalis) are an invasive species of unknown origins, first encountered clogging the men's rest area of the Blackfriars' Redux. Known to spread via its spores, the tendrils are nonetheless edible if first washed in chlorine and then cooked by deep frying. Hitherto encountered nowhere else, the Capreoli urinalis has become firmly established in the Blackfriars district of Tiegang and is liable to spread into neighbouring regions by natural means, and be carried yet further by the ill-favoured regulars who frequent the Blackfriars' Redux.