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The Eparchy of Elijah's Rest, which exercises spiritual domain over the North-East Quarter of Micras, and takes an interest in the well-being of all sentient life found there, is hereby directed to embark on a Mission of Outreach to the lost souls on Keltia.
The Dozan Bovic Church has seen how the North-East has become increasingly destabilized following the rise of the Strait people. They are violent, brutish, creatures and have proven their inability to integrate into the great global community of Micras.
The Strait people and all practitioners of the Stripping Path have been found to be among the most intolerant people on Micras. Denominations of this 'religion' practice human sacrifice, espouse and celebrate misogyny, rely on puppy mills for their economy, illegal profiteering from surplus foods, brainwashing and coercion of state officials, promoting and encouraging piracy, apostates of our beloved Melusine sister-faith, among countless other atrocities.
Therefore, we do hereby establish the following Missions in the following cities, to provide a beacon of Bous's love as an alternative faith for those trapped under the capricious and violent spells of a false prophet walking a doomed Path.
- The Mission to Jangsong
- The Mission to Vaeringheim
- The Mission to Jogi
- The Mission to Mylecia
- The Mission to Blore Heath
The Bosarchs assigned to lead these Missions into the heart of savagery are granted certain rights and indulgences to counteract the evil that has taken root in those Strait ports. They will attempt to correct the wrongly held beliefs of the Doomed Path with the love of Bous, which is at the discretion of the Bosarchs. Those who do not renounce the doomed Path will be found guilty of those moral sins committed in the name of the Stripping Path: human sacrifice, misogyny, brainwashing, piracy, illegal profiteering, and apostasy, and will be transferred for advanced reconditioning in the iron mines of Leng.
Overview
Members of the OSSSS are all outfitted with head-to-toe bullet proof armor, possess a fanatical and unwavering devotion to the Pentheros and the Natopian people, receive extensive payments and bonuses and are unable to be bribed, have infiltrated all levels of Pallisican society, are in constant communication with each other and their commanders, can operate independently and as larger teams, are incorporated into anonymous self-contained cells impervious to coercion, have instant suicide implants, are under constant surveillance and tracking by Natopian Spacefleet satellites, and simply cannot be killed or co-opted to work for the enemy.
High Secret Order of the Stripper Seekers
An early success for the OSSSS was the thorough and meticulous penetration of the Foreign Ports of the Stripping Path as double and, in some mind-boggling cases, even triple agents. Straining the credulity of handlers on both sides.