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Hymn of Juice and Bagels, also known as Guide us, O great butt'ry Spirit is a holy Bovic scripture and the fourth hymn of the Book of Hymns.

By Nathaniel

Guide us, O great butt'ry Spirit,

Guardian of this awesome land,

To the place where your gifts are plenty;

Feed us out of your mighty hand:

Juice and bagels! Juice and bagels!

Feed us till we want no more!

Open up the butt'ry rivers

Whence the fatty streams proceed;

Let the golden, sustaining fluid

Give us all our lives should need:

Hail your powers! Hail your powers!

Have mercy on us poor fools!

When we give to you our worship,

Grant us wisdom, strength and cool;

Do not laugh or have us rejected,

But accept us lowly fools.

We, the people, we the people,

Will forever be your calves,

Will forever be your calves.

Preceded by: Come, Come, Ye Fools	Book of Hymns 4	Succeeded by How Mighty is Bous Our God

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+'''''{{PAGENAME}}''''', also known as '''''Guide us, O great butt'ry Spirit''''' is a holy [[Bovic]] scripture and the fourth hymn of the [[Tetrabiblios|Book of Hymns]].
+== A Hymn to the Bull, "Juice and Bagels" ==
+''By Nathaniel''
+:Guide us, O great butt'ry Spirit,
+:Guardian of this awesome land,
+:To the place where your gifts are plenty;
+:Feed us out of your mighty hand:
+:Juice and bagels! Juice and bagels!
+:Feed us till we want no more!
+:Feed us till we want no more!
+:Open up the butt'ry rivers
+:Whence the fatty streams proceed;
+:Let the golden, sustaining fluid
+:Give us all our lives should need:
+:Hail your powers! Hail your powers!
+:Have mercy on us poor fools!
+:Have mercy on us poor fools!
+:When we give to you our worship,
+:Grant us wisdom, strength and cool;
+:Do not laugh or have us rejected,
+:But accept us lowly fools.
+:We, the people, we the people,
+:Will forever be your calves,
+:Will forever be your calves.
+{{start box}}
+{{succession box|title=[[Tetrabiblios|Book of Hymns]]|before= [[Come, Come, Ye Fools]]|after=[[How Mighty is Bous Our God]]|years=4}}
+{{end box}}
 [[Category:Bovinism]][[Category:Tetrabiblios]]