Pessimistic

Pessimistic (Istvanistani, Pessimistic: Pessimi) is a language that is closely related to Lakkvian, that is spoken in the hamlet of Järvitalonjärventalo by a group of twenty vampires. The name of the language is derived from a conversation between the speakers of the language and a group of Hurmudan, who wanted to live in Järvitalonjärventalo and asked the vampires living there whether they would enjoy the Hurmudans living amongst them, "We are pessimistic" was the response they got. The speakers of the language themselves have adopted the name of the language too, finding it funny, it's called Pessimi in their own language.