Project Microburst/Miscellaneous Exchange 1

To: Group:High Priests
Author: James Cohlman
Subject: Tornado Generator

I don't think the information is still classified in-department,
but I don't really care. Were you there the other day on the test
site?

I didn't see you, but to be fair it was kind of a crazy day. Dr.
Hammond is still insane, I say. I've been reassigned to the physics
department. Apparently they think I have the brains to figure out
how to guide a tornado with a laser from space. Sometimes I think
that we really are in the weirdest time.

Anyway, I've read the test report, and it says that there weren't any
personnel injured, but I do seem to remember your last call saying that
you'd be in hospital ward. What happened? I haven't had a chance to
swing by sick bay, but I should have some free time after overtime
finishes up to email, so I'll be here.

James

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To: Group:High Priests
Author: Franz Müller
Subject: Re:Tornado Generator

Hi, James. Sorry I couldn't get back to you sooner, I've been having
my hands numbed on account of a glass cut. The tornado the other day
broke some of the glass on the bunker, and a bit flew into my hand.
I shit you not, the tornado shattered bullet-proof glass. Full
Haywood-certified bullet-proof glass, the kind that can stop a sniper
rifle point-blank.

I'm doing alright now, though. If nothing else, this facility cares
quite a bit about effective contingency plans, and I was underground
before the tornado managed to break more than glass. I heard it went
around the bunker, but to be honest I'm not sure if that's the truth
or a convenient lie to get through the next tests.

Speaking of, have you been on-site for tests 3 and 4? I heard from 
Nick that they were making people from the physics department watch
the tests firsthand. I hope you're doing alright up there.

Franz

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To: Group:High Priests
Author: James Cohlman
Subject: Re:Tornado Generator

It's good to hear from you, Franz. I'd been getting worried that 
you'd been sent home. Sorry to hear that your hand's hurt, though.

I wasn't on-site for those tests, by the way. They've had me on some
pretty serious overtime recently. Heard they were pretty boring though.
We've recently figured out how to guide the tornado with a laser. Turns
out we just needed to ████████████████████████████████████████████████████
████████████████████████████████████████ by the laser.

By the by, when did you talk to Nick? I don't think I've seen him since
Microburst started.

James

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To: Group:High Priests
Author: Nick Cromby
Subject: Re:Tornado Generator

As it turns out, you are right James. I haven't been around much, been
on the test team.

Good job getting that laser thing figured out. I'm certainly no good with
all that physics. Too many numbers.

Hey, did you guys hear about the ████████████████████████? ████████ said it
was ████████████████ by the ████████████████████████████████ ETR bridge.
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they were just a conjecture. They brought Dr. Ernhardt to see it himself.

Kinda scary, they say it could ████████████████████████████████████████████

In other news, I'll probably be out of touch for a while. They said they'd be
removing "extraneous researchers" from the test site. Might have something to do
with all those tanks that came in yesterday.

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