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The '''Organisation of Safir Exporting Countries''' is a Daocheng based organisation, aimed at representing the interests of safir producers and exporters internationally. Member states agree to establish common quality and price standards. The organisation was established in 1670 under the auspices of the Jingdaoese Ministry of Stability. Upon invitation by the Jingdaoese Empire, the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union]] also joined the organisation.
The '''Organisation of Safir Exporting Countries''' is a Daocheng based organisation, aimed at representing the interests of producers and exporters of "safir meat" (in reality, chicken meat crudely dyed blue). Member states agree to establish common quality and price standards. The organisation was established in 1670 under the auspices of the Jingdaoese Ministry of Stability. Upon invitation by the Jingdaoese Empire, the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union]] also joined the organisation.




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!First recorded production
!First recorded production
!Primary production method
!Primary production method
!Yearly production in metric tonnes
!Annual production (metric tonnes)
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|Jingdao  
| Jingdao
| 1670  
| 1670  
| 1608  
| 1608  
| Industrial livestock production
| Industrial livestock production
| ???
| ''TBD''
|-
|-
|Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union
| Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union
| 1670  
| 1670  
| ???
| ''TBD''
| Industrial Livestock Production
| Industrial livestock production
| ???
| ''TBD''
|}
|}


== Controversy ==
== Controversy ==
[[File:osecmafiaworks.png|200px|thumb|left|<small>Jingdaoese claims to be industrially farming a race of departed sapient extraterrestrials were naturally roundly dismissed as impossible.</small>]]


On the day the OSEC was founded, Jacobo Castrigo Álvarez, President of the National Liberation Council of Los Liberados, issued a statement opposing the formation of the organisation. He claimed that the organisation was an attempt by the Jingdaoese and Bassarids to seize control of an important food source.
On the day the OSEC was founded, Jacobo Castrigo Álvarez, President of the National Liberation Council of Los Liberados, issued a statement opposing the formation of the organisation. He claimed that the organisation was an attempt by the Jingdaoese and Bassarids to seize control of an important food source.
[[File:osecmafiaworks.png|200px|thumb|left|<small>Jingdaoese claims to be industrially farming a race of departed extraterrestrials stretched credulity in some quarters.</small>]]"Safir meat" production has been criticised outside of the [[USSO]] as comprising of little more than injecting blue food dyes into form moulded packages of industrially processed reclaimed-chicken meat. This has, naturally enough, been dismissed as crude [[Raspur Pact]] propaganda.


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Revision as of 22:31, 9 March 2019

Organisation of Safir Exporting Countries
Flag of OSEC
Flag
Emblem of OSEC
Emblem
Hymn: Gloria Sophia
Location of OSEC
Headquarters Daocheng
Official language(s) English
Type Intergovernmental cartel
Leaders
 - Secretary-General Daxue Zhanchi
 - Deputy Secretary-General Stefanos Myksos
 - Main assembly General Assembly
Establishment 9th March 2019 (1670)
Membership 2 nations
Organisation website
Organisation forum

The Organisation of Safir Exporting Countries is a Daocheng based organisation, aimed at representing the interests of producers and exporters of "safir meat" (in reality, chicken meat crudely dyed blue). Member states agree to establish common quality and price standards. The organisation was established in 1670 under the auspices of the Jingdaoese Ministry of Stability. Upon invitation by the Jingdaoese Empire, the Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union also joined the organisation.


Members

Nation Member since First recorded production Primary production method Annual production (metric tonnes)
Jingdao 1670 1608 Industrial livestock production TBD
Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union 1670 TBD Industrial livestock production TBD

Controversy

Jingdaoese claims to be industrially farming a race of departed sapient extraterrestrials were naturally roundly dismissed as impossible.

On the day the OSEC was founded, Jacobo Castrigo Álvarez, President of the National Liberation Council of Los Liberados, issued a statement opposing the formation of the organisation. He claimed that the organisation was an attempt by the Jingdaoese and Bassarids to seize control of an important food source.