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Natspeak is a semi-constructed language that was once used in [[Natopia]].  
'''Natspeak''' is the primary language spoken in [[Natopia]]. It is descended from, and mutually intelligible with, [[shire:Istvanistani|Istvanistani]]. Certain phrasing and grammar have developed in Natspeak to distinguish it from Istvanistani. Natspeak can be written using the Latin alphabet or the Natopian alphabet.


==The Natopobet==
==The Natopobet==
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However, in August of 2005, the Natopabet was almost rewritten totally. New Natopian is much more simplistic and easier to write. New Natopian is, with some effort, able to be typed on a standard keyboard allowing for generous uses of Alt codes and inserting characters manually. Each letter retains the integrity of its Old Natopian counterpart, yet is, in some cases, distinctly different. There are no cases in the Natopian Alphabet, all letters in Old Natopian were based off of the capital cases of Latin letters, so therefore, Natopian letters are capital case by default. There is no punctuation in the Natopabet, pauses (commas) and full stops (periods) are implied by the length of spacing between words. Questions are implied by wording and exclaimed sentences should be written without spacing. The Natopabet was designed to be a code for brief, sensitive messages, and thus very few public documents have been written with this alphabet.
However, in August of 2005, the Natopabet was almost rewritten totally. New Natopian is much more simplistic and easier to write. New Natopian is, with some effort, able to be typed on a standard keyboard allowing for generous uses of Alt codes and inserting characters manually. Each letter retains the integrity of its Old Natopian counterpart, yet is, in some cases, distinctly different. There are no cases in the Natopian Alphabet, all letters in Old Natopian were based off of the capital cases of Latin letters, so therefore, Natopian letters are capital case by default. There is no punctuation in the Natopabet, pauses (commas) and full stops (periods) are implied by the length of spacing between words. Questions are implied by wording and exclaimed sentences should be written without spacing. The Natopabet was designed to be a code for brief, sensitive messages, and thus very few public documents have been written with this alphabet.
 
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===Numerals===
Natopian numerals were also derived using the same technique used to create Old Natopian characters. These numerals have changed over time and are New Natopian numerals:
Natopian numerals were also derived using the same technique used to create Old Natopian characters. These numerals have changed over time and are New Natopian numerals:


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===Useful Words===
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| EMPIRE
| Эw*_2Э
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| OF
| :?
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| THE
| V-Э
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| NATOPIA
| vџV:*_џ
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| NATION
| vџV_:v
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| RED
| 2Э[
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| YOKE
| ):۷Э
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| MOVEMENT
| w:\ЭwЭvV
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| BOUS
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n. Noun | v. Verb | adj. Adjective | adv. Adverb | interj. Interjection | pl. Plural | abbr. An abbreviation of an English word | conj. A conjunction of two or more English words | alt. An alternate spelling of an English word | pr. Pronounced as... | esp. Especially
n. Noun | v. Verb | adj. Adjective | adv. Adverb | interj. Interjection | pl. Plural | abbr. An abbreviation of an English word | conj. A conjunction of two or more English words | alt. An alternate spelling of an English word | pr. Pronounced as... | esp. Especially


===A===
**Agonosis - n. The syndrome of tuning into "X-Sports" every Saturday just to watch a skater rack himself
 
**Agreeance - n. the act of agreeing
Agonosis - n. The syndrome of tuning into "X-Sports" every Saturday just to watch a skater rack himself
**Ansteal - v. To steal an antenna ball or other topping device
 
**Anthelian - adj. Something that goes on behind the scenes; esp. with malicious intent
Agreeance - n. the act of agreeing
**B+ Stampede - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it
 
**Bargue - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view
Ansteal - v. To steal an antenna ball or other topping device
**Bitchings - n. Complaints
 
**Blooshum - adj. The odor prevalent in most Big Lot retail stores
Anthelian - adj. Something that goes on behind the scenes; esp. with malicious intent
**Bovilexia - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow
 
**Bozatch - n. an insulting term, derived from 'bitch'
===B===
**Bozone - n. The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating
 
**Brazillion - n. An immeasurable number
B+ Stampede - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it
**Carperpetuation - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
 
**Caterpallor - n. The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
Bargue - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view
**Cheedle - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos, or after performing Cheeto-tot
 
**Cheeto-tot - n. ancient Natopian rite of killing someone with Cheetos
Bitchings - n. Complaints
**Clearance-racking - v. The act of checking the clearance rack at Hot Topic.
 
**Clunes - n., pl. People who just won't go away
Blooshum - adj. The odor prevalent in most Big Lot retail stores
**Cromulent - adj. Acceptable
 
**Combiloops - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker
Bovilexia - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow
**Coudna - conj. Could not
 
**Couting - v. To look for a corduroy jacket; esp. while junking or thrifting
Bozatch - n. an insulting term, derived from 'bitch'
**Coz - abbr. Because
 
**Cul-de-sacing - v. To drive around a cul de sac, usually more than once.
Bozone - n. The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating
**Dictoformology - n. The creation of new words.
 
**Didja - conj. Did you
Brazillion - n. An immeasurable number
**Domester - n. The Minister of Domestic Affairs.
 
**Dopeler effect - n. The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
===C===
**Dun - conj. Do not
 
**Dunno - conj. Do not know
Carperpetuation - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
**Dunwano - conj. Do not want to know
 
**Dya - conj. Do you
Caterpallor - n. The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
**Dyawana - Conj. Do you want to
 
**Efforex - n., v. Substitute
Cheedle - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos, or after performing Cheeto-tot
**Embiggen - v. To make larger
 
**Epiphanic - adj. Having the qualities of an epiphany
Cheeto-tot - n. ancient Natopian rite of killing someone with Cheetos
**Es - conj. It is
 
**Execuglide - v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair
Clearance-racking - v. The act of checking the clearance rack at Hot Topic.
**Gapiana - n. The unclaimed strip of land between the "you are now leaving" and "welcome to" signs when crossing a border
 
**Gepissed - adj. To be angry
Clunes - n., pl. People who just won't go away
**Godacle - n. A miracle
 
**Godicleitis - n. A severe rash of the penis that causes it to become very white and glowing
Cromulent - adj. Acceptable
**Init - conj. Is it not
 
**Ima - conj. I am going to
Combiloops - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker
**Joe-face - n. Refers to the faces that Joe Hunot makes during 4th hour programming class.
 
**Joel print - n. The imprint left in the dust on top of a car from Joel's body
Coudna - conj. Could not
**Junking - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from garage sales
 
**Jus - alt. Just
Couting - v. To look for a corduroy jacket; esp. while junking or thrifting
**Kk - n. To show agreeance
 
**Lavalonian - adj. Something that does not work, despite many attempts to get it right
Coz - abbr. Because
**Looping - v. To spontaneously go to the University City Loop
 
**Mittsquinter - n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there
Cul-de-sacing - v. To drive around a cul de sac, usually more than once.
**Moosik - n. Music for those who have a passive interest in the hobby
 
**Necrobotnophilia - n. The love of dead plant life.
===D===
**Nite - alt. Night
 
**Nocturnal Regression - n. A disorder where the afflicted becomes progressively more stupid as the nite goes on, yet regains all mental faculties the following day
Dictoformology - n. The creation of new words.
**Nozatch - n. Derogatory term for a nosy person.
 
**Par-tay alt. Party
Didja - conj. Did you
**Penciventilation - n. The act of blowing on the tip of a pencil after sharpening it
 
**Quejabejion - conj. Quit your bitching
Domester - n. The Minister of Domestic Affairs.
**Ruff - alt. Rough
**Satanacle - n. An inexplicable act that produces an undesirable effect, opposite of miracle
**Satanicleitis - n. A severe rash of the scrotum, producing a very hot sensation
**Scificate - v. To relate ordinary things to science fiction
**Schmiddle - n. The hole in the center of a bagel. "The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."
**Simpsize - v. To relate ordinary things to "The Simpsons" (alt. Simpsonsize)
**Smlown - v. n. A facial feature resembling both a smile and a frown
**S'ok - conj. That is okay
**Tharping - adv. Describes a violent attempt to hurt someone.
**Thas - conj. That is
**Thrifting - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from thrift store
**Totting - v. The act of performing Cheeto-tot
**Transactionist - n. One who performs a monetary transaction
**Tuff - alt. Tough
**Udderent adj. Displaying qualities of an udder.
**Wank - n. - An insult referring to a dumb male who makes another go to an Art Club meeting at Mehlville Senior High
**Wanna - conj. Want to
**Whatcha - conj. What are you
**Wootness - interj. Used to express joy, encouragement, or triumph. Usually followed by a marking of degree such as 'times 10' depending on the level of importance of the expression


Dopeler effect - n. The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
==Natspeak Phrases==
 
Dun - conj. Do not
 
Dunno - conj. Do not know
 
Dunwano - conj. Do not want to know
 
Dya - conj. Do you
 
Dyawana - Conj. Do you want to
 
===E===
 
Efforex - n., v. Substitute
 
Embiggen - v. To make larger
 
Epiphanic - adj. Having the qualities of an epiphany
 
Es - conj. It is
 
Execuglide - v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair
 
===F===
 
===G===
 
Gapiana - n. The unclaimed strip of land between the "you are now leaving" and "welcome to" signs when crossing a border
 
Gepissed - adj. To be angry
 
Godacle - n. A miracle
 
Godicleitis - n. A severe rash of the penis that causes it to become very white and glowing
 
===H===
 
===I===
 
Init - conj. Is it not
 
Ima - conj. I am going to
 
===J===
 
Joe-face - n. Refers to the faces that Joe Hunot makes during 4th hour programming class.
 
Joel print - n. The imprint left in the dust on top of a car from Joel's body
 
Junking - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from garage sales
 
Jus - alt. Just
 
===K===
 
Kk - n. To show agreeance
 
===L===
 
Lavalonian - adj. Something that does not work, despite many attempts to get it right
 
Looping - v. To spontaneously go to the University City Loop
 
===M===
 
Mittsquinter - n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there
 
Moosik - n. Music for those who have a passive interest in the hobby
 
===N===
 
Necrobotnophilia - n. The love of dead plant life.
 
Nite - alt. Night
 
Nocturnal Regression - n. A disorder where the afflicted becomes progressively more stupid as the nite goes on, yet regains all mental faculties the following day
 
Nozatch - n. Derogatory term for a nosy person.
 
===O===
 
===P===
 
Par-tay alt. Party
 
Penciventilation - n. The act of blowing on the tip of a pencil after sharpening it
 
Polish - (pr. the nationality) adj. Displays stupidity, arrogance, and/or any other negative characteristic
 
===Q===
 
Quejabejion - conj. Quit your bitching
 
===R===
 
Ruff - alt. Rough
 
===S===
 
Satanacle - n. An inexplicable act that produces an undesirable effect, opposite of miracle
 
Satanicleitis - n. A severe rash of the scrotum, producing a very hot sensation
 
Scificate - v. To relate ordinary things to science fiction
 
Schmiddle - n. The hole in the center of a bagel. "The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."
 
Simpsize - v. To relate ordinary things to "The Simpsons" (alt. Simpsonsize)
 
Smlown - v. n. A facial feature resembling both a smile and a frown
 
S'ok - conj. That is okay
 
===T===
 
Tharping - adv. Describes a violent attempt to hurt someone.
 
Thas - conj. That is
 
Thrifting - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from thrift store
 
Totting - v. The act of performing Cheeto-tot
 
Transactionist - n. One who performs a monetary transaction
 
Tuff - alt. Tough
 
===U===
 
Udderent adj. Displaying qualities of an udder.
 
===V===
 
===W===
 
Wank - n. - An insult referring to a dumb male who makes another go to an Art Club meeting at Mehlville Senior High
 
Wanna - conj. Want to
 
Whatcha - conj. What are you
 
Wootness - interj. Used to express joy, encouragement, or triumph. Usually followed by a marking of degree such as 'times 10' depending on the level of importance of the expression
 
===X===
 
===Y===
 
===Z===
 
===Natspeak Phraseology Appendix===


Certain phrases are unique to Natspeak and are explained in brief in this appendix.
Certain phrases are unique to Natspeak and are explained in brief in this appendix.


Making chaos: Used to excuse oneself to the toilet.
*Making chaos: Used to excuse oneself to the toilet.
 
*Speaking of chaos: Used as a segue between completely unrelated topics.
Shun: An interjection, usually used with a hand gesture of the open palm to the "shunned" person. Implies dissatisfaction with the "shunned."
 
Speaking of chaos: Used as a segue between completely unrelated topics.






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Natspeak is the primary language spoken in Natopia. It is descended from, and mutually intelligible with, Istvanistani. Certain phrasing and grammar have developed in Natspeak to distinguish it from Istvanistani. Natspeak can be written using the Latin alphabet or the Natopian alphabet.

The Natopobet

Natspeak uses its own alphabet, which is directly derived from the Latin alphabet and developed as a type of secret code using the 'negative spaces' of the letters. When it was adapted to be used on computers, it lost some of its ease of use.

The Natopabet is perhaps the oldest cultural item Natopia has, however it is the least used and least known cultural relic. Old Natopian was first constructed in the fall of 2002, months after the founding of Natopia as a city and perhaps mere weeks after the Reorganizations into a micronation. Old Natopian is characterized by a simple principle: negative letters. Using the Latin alphabet, the Natopabet's creator simply joined the unconnected ends of letters, and erased the remainder of the letter. This left the "negative" of a letter. At first glance, Old Natopian was gibberish, yet once told the "secret" it was easily read with some concentration and imagination. The main drawback to Old Natopian was that each letter required twice, sometimes three times, the pencil strokes to write it, making writing inefficient and typing the alphabet was impossible.

However, in August of 2005, the Natopabet was almost rewritten totally. New Natopian is much more simplistic and easier to write. New Natopian is, with some effort, able to be typed on a standard keyboard allowing for generous uses of Alt codes and inserting characters manually. Each letter retains the integrity of its Old Natopian counterpart, yet is, in some cases, distinctly different. There are no cases in the Natopian Alphabet, all letters in Old Natopian were based off of the capital cases of Latin letters, so therefore, Natopian letters are capital case by default. There is no punctuation in the Natopabet, pauses (commas) and full stops (periods) are implied by the length of spacing between words. Questions are implied by wording and exclaimed sentences should be written without spacing. The Natopabet was designed to be a code for brief, sensitive messages, and thus very few public documents have been written with this alphabet.

Letters

Latin Letter Natopian Letter
A џ
B 3
C ]
D [
E Э
F ?
G 7
H -
I _
J U
K ۷
L Δ
M w
N v
O :
P *
Q Ø
R 2
S Z
T V
U (
V \
W n
X ^
Y )
Z S

Numerals

Natopian numerals were also derived using the same technique used to create Old Natopian characters. These numerals have changed over time and are New Natopian numerals:

Arabic Numeral Natopian Numeral
0
1 L
2 o
3 Ξ
4 Λ
5 Γ
6 b
7 Ҹ
8 Р
9 p

Useful Words

Istvanistani Natspeak
BOVIC 3:\_]
EMPIRE Эw*_2Э
OF :?
THE V-Э
NATOPIA vџV:*_џ
NATION vџV_:v
RED 2Э[
YOKE ):۷Э
MOVEMENT w:\ЭwЭvV
BOUS 3:(Z

Waffel-Paine's Dictionary

Waffle-Paine's Dictionary of the Natspeak Language

Copyright 2005 4th Edition - Published in Lindstrom City

Preface

The Natspeak language is a dialect of the English language, more specifically a dialect of American English. Therefore, instead of defining every word in the language, this dictionary will only define Natopian words by giving their American English equivalent. Many contractions have been officialized, as have slang and alternative spellings.

n. Noun | v. Verb | adj. Adjective | adv. Adverb | interj. Interjection | pl. Plural | abbr. An abbreviation of an English word | conj. A conjunction of two or more English words | alt. An alternate spelling of an English word | pr. Pronounced as... | esp. Especially

    • Agonosis - n. The syndrome of tuning into "X-Sports" every Saturday just to watch a skater rack himself
    • Agreeance - n. the act of agreeing
    • Ansteal - v. To steal an antenna ball or other topping device
    • Anthelian - adj. Something that goes on behind the scenes; esp. with malicious intent
    • B+ Stampede - n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it
    • Bargue - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view
    • Bitchings - n. Complaints
    • Blooshum - adj. The odor prevalent in most Big Lot retail stores
    • Bovilexia - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow
    • Bozatch - n. an insulting term, derived from 'bitch'
    • Bozone - n. The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating
    • Brazillion - n. An immeasurable number
    • Carperpetuation - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance
    • Caterpallor - n. The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
    • Cheedle - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos, or after performing Cheeto-tot
    • Cheeto-tot - n. ancient Natopian rite of killing someone with Cheetos
    • Clearance-racking - v. The act of checking the clearance rack at Hot Topic.
    • Clunes - n., pl. People who just won't go away
    • Cromulent - adj. Acceptable
    • Combiloops - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker
    • Coudna - conj. Could not
    • Couting - v. To look for a corduroy jacket; esp. while junking or thrifting
    • Coz - abbr. Because
    • Cul-de-sacing - v. To drive around a cul de sac, usually more than once.
    • Dictoformology - n. The creation of new words.
    • Didja - conj. Did you
    • Domester - n. The Minister of Domestic Affairs.
    • Dopeler effect - n. The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
    • Dun - conj. Do not
    • Dunno - conj. Do not know
    • Dunwano - conj. Do not want to know
    • Dya - conj. Do you
    • Dyawana - Conj. Do you want to
    • Efforex - n., v. Substitute
    • Embiggen - v. To make larger
    • Epiphanic - adj. Having the qualities of an epiphany
    • Es - conj. It is
    • Execuglide - v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair
    • Gapiana - n. The unclaimed strip of land between the "you are now leaving" and "welcome to" signs when crossing a border
    • Gepissed - adj. To be angry
    • Godacle - n. A miracle
    • Godicleitis - n. A severe rash of the penis that causes it to become very white and glowing
    • Init - conj. Is it not
    • Ima - conj. I am going to
    • Joe-face - n. Refers to the faces that Joe Hunot makes during 4th hour programming class.
    • Joel print - n. The imprint left in the dust on top of a car from Joel's body
    • Junking - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from garage sales
    • Jus - alt. Just
    • Kk - n. To show agreeance
    • Lavalonian - adj. Something that does not work, despite many attempts to get it right
    • Looping - v. To spontaneously go to the University City Loop
    • Mittsquinter - n. A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there
    • Moosik - n. Music for those who have a passive interest in the hobby
    • Necrobotnophilia - n. The love of dead plant life.
    • Nite - alt. Night
    • Nocturnal Regression - n. A disorder where the afflicted becomes progressively more stupid as the nite goes on, yet regains all mental faculties the following day
    • Nozatch - n. Derogatory term for a nosy person.
    • Par-tay alt. Party
    • Penciventilation - n. The act of blowing on the tip of a pencil after sharpening it
    • Quejabejion - conj. Quit your bitching
    • Ruff - alt. Rough
    • Satanacle - n. An inexplicable act that produces an undesirable effect, opposite of miracle
    • Satanicleitis - n. A severe rash of the scrotum, producing a very hot sensation
    • Scificate - v. To relate ordinary things to science fiction
    • Schmiddle - n. The hole in the center of a bagel. "The cream cheese was oozing out from the shmiddle."
    • Simpsize - v. To relate ordinary things to "The Simpsons" (alt. Simpsonsize)
    • Smlown - v. n. A facial feature resembling both a smile and a frown
    • S'ok - conj. That is okay
    • Tharping - adv. Describes a violent attempt to hurt someone.
    • Thas - conj. That is
    • Thrifting - v. To obtain useless or used things for very cheap; esp. from thrift store
    • Totting - v. The act of performing Cheeto-tot
    • Transactionist - n. One who performs a monetary transaction
    • Tuff - alt. Tough
    • Udderent adj. Displaying qualities of an udder.
    • Wank - n. - An insult referring to a dumb male who makes another go to an Art Club meeting at Mehlville Senior High
    • Wanna - conj. Want to
    • Whatcha - conj. What are you
    • Wootness - interj. Used to express joy, encouragement, or triumph. Usually followed by a marking of degree such as 'times 10' depending on the level of importance of the expression

Natspeak Phrases

Certain phrases are unique to Natspeak and are explained in brief in this appendix.

  • Making chaos: Used to excuse oneself to the toilet.
  • Speaking of chaos: Used as a segue between completely unrelated topics.