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La Vaca Cachonda

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La Vaca Cachonda
Type Private enterprise
Industry Fast food
Founded 1682
Headquarters Pizano, Gran Verionia
Products Burgers
Ribs
Steaks
Sausages

La Vaca Cachonda is a fast-food chain from Gran Verionia specialising in beef products. It was founded in Pizano in 1682 by Augusto Robinson, a San Pedrovian immigrant. The name of the chain is Martino for "the horny cow", which may be considered offensive by foreigners but is actually widely accepted as tongue-in-cheek by the Verionian people.

Due to the name and concept of the chain (burgers and meals often have suggestive names), La Vaca Cachonda restaurants are regularly visited by tourists for questionable purposes. Not long after the first customers who entered a restaurant hoping to find a place where they could engage in libertine acts with female bovinae, a new tradition was invented. Whenever a tourist (almost exclusively of the male gender) enters a restaurant in an aroused or excited state, often with his zipper open, the guests that are present will greet him by cheering "Bienvenido, pito perdido!" (meaning "welcome, lost cock"). In addition, the tourist is treated to a beef sausage, after which his picture is taken and hung on the wall of the restaurant.