Heavenly Decrees/Retiring diwang Zhang San

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A DECREE BY THE LIGHT OF HEAVENS
RETIRING DIWANG ZHANG SAN

We, the Chidao Emperor, sole and absolute ruler over the Jingdaoese Empire, Light of Heavens, send greetings to our servants.

We wish to announce that we have offered our most loyal subject, Zhang San, to retire with immediate effect from his position as Diwang of the Empire. We have nothing but praise for the work he has done for our empire throughout the many years he fulfilled his position. A position that demands a sharp eye, which Zhang San has shown to posses throughout the many years of his service.

With age come defects, and such was also the case for Zhang San, who convinced the Imperial Palace to award 12 points to Graecia in the Microvision Song Festival, only for Graecia to be disqualified. We will probably have to endure derision for this for years to come. We regret that this means we can no longer allow him to serve the empire and its emperor in this position. He will receive a generous pension and will receive a state burial before the end of the month.

Dead or alive.

Done by our hand in the daor 472 EGA,
it being 42.50 PSSC,
or the Haigu month of the year 1690 AN,

THE CHIDAO EMPEROR