User:Philip fish

User page Talk Contributions Sandbox Edit count Director of Awesome & Well-known Swell Guy This is the First Secretary of A1's user account. Previously the Chairman of A1, following reforms in November 2010, I became First Secretary with (my :P) First Lady becoming Prime Minister soon afterwards, from the A1 Republic of Lichthalzen. Yes I live and was born in Orstwalia, currently living in a certain place which everybody who needs to know already knows roughly where (although I know where all of you live - A1 SEES ALL!!). I'm also a: Smegpot Noob Things I whine about/pet hates I'm very picky and annoying on the following topics: Spelling & grammar (no one's perfect - everyone makes mistakes (I invite you to correct our mistakes), but mainly things like using the wrong instance of 'their' or the wrong type of 'its' annoy me). Political correctness. Freedom of speech. Neutral POV (on wikis at least). 'Americanisms' in places where they shouldn't be. Using the MW Newsfeed properly. People not leaving edit summaries (is it really that hard?) Hall of Fail People removing wiki templates without solving the issues: Kingdom Of Apollo (apparently 'of' now has a capital letter...): Attempt 1 Attempt 2 Attempt 3 Attempt 4 Attempt 5 Attempt 6 VICTORY AT LAST! DRCI Attempt 1 Attempt 2 Attempt 3 Attempt 4 ...and then the courtesy to do a bit of talk page 'clean up' on my behalf If you want a good laugh: MUUUM??! HE CALLED ME A SMEGPOT! Fascist Socialism - makes perfect sense... Angry mob in a micronation of 2 people ALL YOUR PAGE ARE BELONG TO US...or not? The most powerful micronation in history Ze politically aligned <2 year olds: [1] [2] A fittingly imaginary and ridiculous scenario for an equally imaginary and ridiculous 'war' Atlantis Civil War The world's best map Yes I know. I'm a Colonel Blimp. Feel free to complain or me - either will do. Things to look out for This is how high my opinion of the United Nations is. Sometimes I get carried away with doing things. If so, let me know and you'll get some grovelling and an apology (if merited). Here are some things to look out for: I NOM SOCKPUPPETS >:) Helping other people whenever I can (please note - I fail at anything to do with the visual arts) Bagging the UN Being a Grammar Nazi

My Userboxes au This user is a native speaker of Australian English. el-4 This user can contribute with an advanced knowledge of Greek. agr-3 This user can contribute with an intermediate knowledge of Classical Greek. id-1 This user can contribute with a basic knowledge of Indonesian. PC This user believes that political correctness is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context. ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof. This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time. less fewer This user understands the difference between 'less' and 'fewer'.