Jim-Bob DeLizard
Jim-Bob became a full citizen of the United Imperium in early 2000. Jim-Bob is a genetically enhanced, talking, tap-dancing lizard, presently employed by DSSI as a senior executive. He was instrumental in the training of many DSSI employees who later moved on to positions of responsibility around the planet.
In his own words from the Soapbox http://p083.ezboard.com/fcyberia11672frm3 of the Federal Republic of Cyberia, Quote- James Robert De Lizzard SSSSSSSSS (3/4/06 8:07 pm) 72.150.155.101 Reply | Edit | Del Re: Ape Hunt
Ssssssss Jim Bob issssss a product of genetic essssssperimentasssssion.
DNA wassssss taken from ssssseveral famousssss people from hisssssstory,
- Juliusssssss Ssssseasar - Napoleon Bonaparte - Sssssargon of Agade - Hannibal Barca - Ivan the Terrible - Ssssigisssssmundo Malatesssssta - Mahmoud Ghassssssni - Genghisssss Khan - Ramssssesssssss II - Aleksssssander the Great - El Sssssssid - Groucho Markssssss
and ssssplisssed into Jim Bob'sssss iguana DNA. The product isssss, of coursssssse, the finely honed creature you ssssssee possssting thissss messssssage.
Bongo Bo isssss my friend. Maybe Jim Bob ssssshould unleasssssh hissss legionssss on Babkha and put Osssssman in a glassssss eksssssperimentation chambre?
Edited by: James Robert De Lizzard at: 3/4/06 8:07 pm close quote.
Jim-Bob loves mayflies for lunch and long walks in the sunshine. He was elected as the first (and third) Vice President of the Federal Republic of Cyberia.
