"Good Evening, Nidaros!!!! This is Naval Air Service Radio in Volsdame with Happy Hour and I am Abjörn Sigurdsson, your DJ. As usual I will be taking requests so start calling. Ah, the first caller already. Hello, welcome to Happy Hour!!"
"Good Evening, Sir."
"Well, please introduce yourself to the listeners".
"I'm Asgeir Gudleifsson and I'm Aide-de-Camp to His Imperial Majesty, The Sovereign Viking Emperor".
"Cool!! And which song would you to be played and for whom?"
"The request I make is not for myself, Sir, but on behalf of His Imperial Majesty."
"This gets better by the second. For whom would the Emperor request a song to be played."
"For the brave men and women of the Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service."
"And may I be so bold to ask you why?"
"His Imperial Majesty would like to express His support for the brave men and women of the Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service who are currently launching a cruise missile attack on the New Brittanian Fleets which are currently bombarding a castle on the south east coast of the most eastern island of the Warring Islands."
"Ah, a Viking style ticker tape parade for the New Brittanian "heroes"."
"Hahaha!! Indeed!!"
"Which song would His Imperial Majesty like to be played?"
" "Live and let die", by Guns 'N Roses."
"I wonder why.........
Dear listeners here is, on request of His Imperial Majesty, for the brave men and women of Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service "Live and let die" by Guns 'N Roses."
When you were young
and your heart was an open book
You used to say live and let live
you know you did
you know you did
you know you did
But if this ever changin
in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die
What does it matter to ya
When ya got a job to do
Ya got to do it well
You got to give the other fella hell
You used to say live and let live
you know you did
you know you did
you know you did
But if this ever changin
in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die
Summary: The Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service consisting of 15 Raido Strategic Bombers escorted by 10 Valkyrie Multirole Fighters, has taken off from the Isle of Finistère, and are currently launching a cruise missile attack on certain ships of the New Brittanian Fleets that are on the south east coast of the most eastern island of the Warring Islands. 300 Mjollnir cruise missiles are fired at the New Brittanian Fleets. 200 at the four battleships (HNBMS Victorious, HNBMS North Hikeham, HNBMS Wild and HNBMS Ignorance, fifty cruise missiles each) and 100 at the aircraft carrier (HNBMS Rose).
The Mjollnir cruise missiles are extremely stealthy, have been launched at an extremely long range, and are programmed for sea skimming making them very hard to detect and destroy.
The Raido strategic bomber is the Stormarkian variant of the B-52H. Raido strategic bombers can carry six Mjollnir cruise missiles on each of two externally mounted pylons and eight internally on a rotary launcher, giving the Raido strategic bomber a maximum capacity of 20 missiles per aircraft.