The tale of King Jeremy I's missing corpse

kingj · Post by **kingj** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:25 am

I realised today that when New Brittania moved mcs land we left old King Jeremy I's corpe inside a mountain (don't ask) so i've decided to turn it into a micronational mystery!

http://octaviapalace.blogspot.com/

Behold the tale of how King Jeremy's body is locked inside a mountain on Benacia with millions of pounds worth of shiney things the doors of which cannot be opened without solving the riddle

Swamp Candle · Post by **Swamp Candle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:28 pm

so whats the riddle?

Post by **dr-spangle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:33 pm

it says in the story... i was guessing and i guessed swamp candle and he said it was right so i have to see the answer from you... what's the answer?

Colonel Vilhelm · Post by **Colonel Vilhelm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:34 pm

I have it!

PS I don't. =P

Swamp Candle · Post by **Swamp Candle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:37 pm

dr-spangle wrote:it says in the story... i was guessing and i guessed swamp candle and he said it was right so i have to see the answer from you... what's the answer?

that could be a problem i didn't read the story but on closer inspection....i shall

shiny things are at stake!

also that made absolutley no sense at all spangle

Post by **dr-spangle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:39 pm

shiney things! OMFGWTFLOLROFL!

Post by **Craitman** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:42 pm

dr-spangle wrote:OMFGWTFLOLROFL!

LMAO

Swamp Candle · Post by **Swamp Candle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:45 pm

Craitman wrote:
dr-spangle wrote:OMFGWTFLOLROFL!
LMAO

LOL

Swamp Candle · Post by **Swamp Candle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:22 pm

i think i actually know the answer

kingjames · Post by **kingjames** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:38 pm

Swamp Candle wrote:i think i actually know the answer

I'd probably bet Jamzinia that you don't

Swamp Candle · Post by **Swamp Candle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:44 pm

kingjames wrote:
Swamp Candle wrote:i think i actually know the answer
I'd probably bet Jamzinia that you don't

do i get Jamzinia if i'm right?

kingjames · Post by **kingjames** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:48 pm

Swamp Candle wrote:
kingjames wrote:
Swamp Candle wrote:i think i actually know the answer
I'd probably bet Jamzinia that you don't
do i get Jamzinia if i'm right?

No, I'm a wimp. I'd be scared just in case you were.

I was doing a "I'd put my mortgage on that" type thing. People say it but they don't mean it. Although if I had a mortgage, I wouldn't mind gambling it away; the winner would have to pay your payments.

Swamp Candle · Post by **Swamp Candle** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:52 pm

kingjames wrote:
Swamp Candle wrote:
kingjames wrote: I'd probably bet Jamzinia that you don't
do i get Jamzinia if i'm right?
No, I'm a wimp. I'd be scared just in case you were.

I was doing a "I'd put my mortgage on that" type thing. People say it but they don't mean it. Although if I had a mortgage, I wouldn't mind gambling it away; the winner would have to pay your payments.

smart plan

Andreas the Wise · Post by **Andreas the Wise** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:21 pm

“To enter, seek that which is black, master of the skies. Speak peace to him and no other lies. He may then set forth to the mountain halls and open the chasm in the walls.”

Has anyone got it yet?
Jeremy, very impressive writing, very descriptive ... just so so long ...

lachieboy · Post by **lachieboy** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:16 am

I'm going to guess 42

Swamp Candle · Post by **Swamp Candle** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:11 am

lachieboy wrote:I'm going to guess 42

so long and thanks for all the fish......thats my new guess

Post by **Pete** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:19 am

Bob Marley?

kingj · Post by **kingj** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:22 am

Andreas the Wise wrote:
“To enter, seek that which is black, master of the skies. Speak peace to him and no other lies. He may then set forth to the mountain halls and open the chasm in the walls.”
Has anyone got it yet?
Jeremy, very impressive writing, very descriptive ... just so so long ...

Why thank you, i do enjoy writing about myself

if any nation wants a piece of short-ish story writing doing for cultural reasons i may be able to write it for them.

kingcairney · Post by **kingcairney** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:41 pm

Mint Imperials?

Post by **Craitman** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:44 pm

Pontefract Cakes?

kingj · Post by **kingj** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:44 pm

kingcairney · Post by **kingcairney** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:46 pm

Pac Man? Bill Gates? Seth Green? The Jew's? Nazi Germany?

Post by **Craitman** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:47 pm

Southern Zanzibar?

Post by **dr-spangle** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:47 pm

bunnies.

kingcairney · Post by **kingcairney** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:49 pm

Myspace? Ned Flanders? Glen Quagmuier? The Sims 2? My Dodgy Mate?