The tale of King Jeremy I's missing corpse
The tale of King Jeremy I's missing corpse
I realised today that when New Brittania moved mcs land we left old King Jeremy I's corpe inside a mountain (don't ask) so i've decided to turn it into a micronational mystery!
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Behold the tale of how King Jeremy's body is locked inside a mountain on Benacia with millions of pounds worth of shiney things the doors of which cannot be opened without solving the riddle
http://octaviapalace.blogspot.com/
Behold the tale of how King Jeremy's body is locked inside a mountain on Benacia with millions of pounds worth of shiney things the doors of which cannot be opened without solving the riddle
By my hand,
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
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so whats the riddle?
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I have it!
PS I don't. =P
PS I don't. =P
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that could be a problem i didn't read the story but on closer inspection....i shalldr-spangle wrote:it says in the story... i was guessing and i guessed swamp candle and he said it was right so i have to see the answer from you... what's the answer?
shiny things are at stake!
also that made absolutley no sense at all spangle
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Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
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Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
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i think i actually know the answer
Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
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do i get Jamzinia if i'm right?kingjames wrote:I'd probably bet Jamzinia that you don'tSwamp Candle wrote:i think i actually know the answer
Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
No, I'm a wimp. I'd be scared just in case you were.Swamp Candle wrote:do i get Jamzinia if i'm right?kingjames wrote:I'd probably bet Jamzinia that you don'tSwamp Candle wrote:i think i actually know the answer
I was doing a "I'd put my mortgage on that" type thing. People say it but they don't mean it. Although if I had a mortgage, I wouldn't mind gambling it away; the winner would have to pay your payments.
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smart plankingjames wrote:No, I'm a wimp. I'd be scared just in case you were.Swamp Candle wrote:do i get Jamzinia if i'm right?kingjames wrote: I'd probably bet Jamzinia that you don't
I was doing a "I'd put my mortgage on that" type thing. People say it but they don't mean it. Although if I had a mortgage, I wouldn't mind gambling it away; the winner would have to pay your payments.
Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
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Has anyone got it yet?“To enter, seek that which is black, master of the skies. Speak peace to him and no other lies. He may then set forth to the mountain halls and open the chasm in the walls.”
Jeremy, very impressive writing, very descriptive ... just so so long ...
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I'm going to guess 42
King Lachlan the 1st
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so long and thanks for all the fish......thats my new guesslachieboy wrote:I'm going to guess 42
Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
Why thank you, i do enjoy writing about myself if any nation wants a piece of short-ish story writing doing for cultural reasons i may be able to write it for them.Andreas the Wise wrote:Has anyone got it yet?“To enter, seek that which is black, master of the skies. Speak peace to him and no other lies. He may then set forth to the mountain halls and open the chasm in the walls.”
Jeremy, very impressive writing, very descriptive ... just so so long ...
By my hand,
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
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By my hand,
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
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