damn it! do it again, the camera on my phone didn't startkingj wrote:*pimp slaps Cairney*
down bitch!
The tale of King Jeremy I's missing corpse
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i've got it! there is no riddle because King J's corpse dissapeared when you reduced your land! meaning that there is no palace to find and enter!
muhaha i have seen past your logic!
muhaha i have seen past your logic!
Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
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no, it's still in Mount Octavian...Swamp Candle wrote:i've got it! there is no riddle because King J's corpse dissapeared when you reduced your land! meaning that there is no palace to find and enter!
muhaha i have seen past your logic!
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Colonel Vilhelm wrote:Ten-four Rubber Duck
I (yes that's me, Craitman) wrote:I'm just so quotable
Colonel Vilhelm wrote:Putting a claim into the MCS Administration Council is like sticking your Arm into a large peice of industrial machinery - it probably won't come out, but if it does, it'll have changed alot from how you remember it.
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shushCraitman wrote:no, it's still in Mount Octavian...Swamp Candle wrote:i've got it! there is no riddle because King J's corpse dissapeared when you reduced your land! meaning that there is no palace to find and enter!
muhaha i have seen past your logic!
Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
Im now requiring reasons for answers to prevent the constant guesses
By my hand,
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
*500,000 Royal Guard all appear out of nowhere, they then proceeded to rig explosives to the wall.*
BOOM
*Noticing that it didn't work, they then ask Andreas to talk to the Dragons (Yes, Dragons) While waiting they proceed to shoot at the wall with everything they have*
*500,000 Royal Guard all appear out of nowhere, they then proceeded to rig explosives to the wall.*
BOOM
*Noticing that it didn't work, they then ask Andreas to talk to the Dragons (Yes, Dragons) While waiting they proceed to shoot at the wall with everything they have*
King Lachlan the 1st
Pete wrote:I failed.
dr-spangle wrote:no ones murdered yet for micronationalism yet... notice the word yet...
St. Fenix wrote: OMFG Wu7 a N00B!11!
dr-spangle wrote:you just gave me an idea for a new sig...
Andreas the Wise wrote:KGB, anyone?
Lyam conDoin wrote: I haven't said anything of any real significance yet.
Craitman wrote:someone slap me
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"Somebody called for Dragons?" A delivery man arrives carrying a folder. "Andreas is busy in his war, but the Academy organised the transfer. I need someone to sign here before I can install these dragons."
"I'll do that!" yelled the King, and signed under a false alias.
"Alright, where do you want them?" the delivery man asked.
"Just blowing up that wall thanks, and make them good and hot." the King replies.
"Rightio," the delivery man says, and leaves. He returns leading a hundred of the biggest dragons imaginable. How they got in remains a mystery. How they're fitting in continued to defy the law of physics, but they still let loose with a giant firey flame ...
"I'll do that!" yelled the King, and signed under a false alias.
"Alright, where do you want them?" the delivery man asked.
"Just blowing up that wall thanks, and make them good and hot." the King replies.
"Rightio," the delivery man says, and leaves. He returns leading a hundred of the biggest dragons imaginable. How they got in remains a mystery. How they're fitting in continued to defy the law of physics, but they still let loose with a giant firey flame ...
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All flaming the walls will do is reveal the riddle on the wall :P
By my hand,
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
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That just makes his corpse become radioactive and become a zombie (as is my understanding of Nuclear explosive devices), then try to destroy us all. Hey, it worked in Nea Hestia.
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(Regardless of whose those may be)
-Greg "Gman" Russel, 20th July 2006The old guard is going away. A new dawn is rising. May the next generation build and learn from us. This world is yours.
Bill wrote:Only in micronationalism can I see two women argue about the solution to an equation I posted that has no real purpose...
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oh cool.dr-spangle wrote:meh i have an 83 rate of survival in a zombie attack...
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It was worth a try ... It does go a nice colour when its almost at melting point, doesn't it?kingj wrote:All flaming the walls will do is reveal the riddle on the wall :P
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*Yelling over the Royal Guards nonstop shooting*
KEEP GOING! I THINK WE'RE GETTING THERE!!!
KEEP GOING! I THINK WE'RE GETTING THERE!!!
King Lachlan the 1st
Pete wrote:I failed.
dr-spangle wrote:no ones murdered yet for micronationalism yet... notice the word yet...
St. Fenix wrote: OMFG Wu7 a N00B!11!
dr-spangle wrote:you just gave me an idea for a new sig...
Andreas the Wise wrote:KGB, anyone?
Lyam conDoin wrote: I haven't said anything of any real significance yet.
Craitman wrote:someone slap me
I'm affraid for Númenor's only slightly magical thing we did we put a spell on the mountain so you cant get in that way
By my hand,
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
His Majesty, Jeremy, Second of the Name, King of New Brittania, Guardian of the Principalities of Greater Ithilien and Greater Dol Amroth, of the Duchies of Forostar, Hyarnustar, Mercia and Andustar, and of the Counties of Lóthshire, Isenshire, Emershire, Rómmenashire, Ondoshire, Oromshire, Kanbishire, Risvertshire, Fullhershire, Hammeranshire, Auishire and Korrianshire, Holder of the Horn of North Witham, Defender of Western Benacia, Keeper of Willow and Winner of The People's FNORD Awards named The Peter Little Award for Excellence in Micronational Literature 2007 and Best New Micronationalist 2007.
KEEP SHOOTING!
King Lachlan the 1st
Pete wrote:I failed.
dr-spangle wrote:no ones murdered yet for micronationalism yet... notice the word yet...
St. Fenix wrote: OMFG Wu7 a N00B!11!
dr-spangle wrote:you just gave me an idea for a new sig...
Andreas the Wise wrote:KGB, anyone?
Lyam conDoin wrote: I haven't said anything of any real significance yet.
Craitman wrote:someone slap me
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i have a 100% chance of survival..........(i have the zombie survival guide http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Survival ... 047&sr=1-1)dr-spangle wrote:meh i have an 83 rate of survival in a zombie attack...
Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
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Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
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survival rate:109
coolness:5
coolness:5
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Craitman wrote:for a minute i thought this was Swamp Candle reopening an old topic...
Craitman wrote:time's fun when you're eating flies...
Craitman wrote:This isn't just any candle, this is a Marks & Spencer 18-year-old Sauvignon-Blanc roasted Swamp Candle.
Craitman wrote:you could always take your favourite wooden box style, change the spelling and and -land to the end...
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Survival Rate: 99
Coolness: 5
Coolness: 5
Craitman H. Pellegrino CrA; CY; HGH; NM; SOB; WSA
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King of Cräiteland
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Lord of Humour
King of Cräiteland
Colonel Vilhelm wrote:Ten-four Rubber Duck
I (yes that's me, Craitman) wrote:I'm just so quotable
Colonel Vilhelm wrote:Putting a claim into the MCS Administration Council is like sticking your Arm into a large peice of industrial machinery - it probably won't come out, but if it does, it'll have changed alot from how you remember it.
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my coolness was 10... and my nothing was 0
and my status was lone survivor...
and my status was lone survivor...
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same here.dr-spangle wrote:and my status was lone survivor...
Craitman H. Pellegrino CrA; CY; HGH; NM; SOB; WSA
FMF President
Lord of Humour
King of Cräiteland
FMF President
Lord of Humour
King of Cräiteland
Colonel Vilhelm wrote:Ten-four Rubber Duck
I (yes that's me, Craitman) wrote:I'm just so quotable
Colonel Vilhelm wrote:Putting a claim into the MCS Administration Council is like sticking your Arm into a large peice of industrial machinery - it probably won't come out, but if it does, it'll have changed alot from how you remember it.