The tale of King Jeremy I's missing corpse

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kingj wrote:*pimp slaps Cairney*

down bitch!
damn it! do it again, the camera on my phone didn't start :(
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i've got it! there is no riddle because King J's corpse dissapeared when you reduced your land! meaning that there is no palace to find and enter!

muhaha i have seen past your logic!
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Swamp Candle wrote:i've got it! there is no riddle because King J's corpse dissapeared when you reduced your land! meaning that there is no palace to find and enter!

muhaha i have seen past your logic!
no, it's still in Mount Octavian...
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Craitman wrote:
Swamp Candle wrote:i've got it! there is no riddle because King J's corpse dissapeared when you reduced your land! meaning that there is no palace to find and enter!

muhaha i have seen past your logic!
no, it's still in Mount Octavian...
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Im now requiring reasons for answers to prevent the constant guesses :P
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hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.

*500,000 Royal Guard all appear out of nowhere, they then proceeded to rig explosives to the wall.*

BOOM

*Noticing that it didn't work, they then ask Andreas to talk to the Dragons (Yes, Dragons) While waiting they proceed to shoot at the wall with everything they have*
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"Somebody called for Dragons?" A delivery man arrives carrying a folder. "Andreas is busy in his war, but the Academy organised the transfer. I need someone to sign here before I can install these dragons."
"I'll do that!" yelled the King, and signed under a false alias.
"Alright, where do you want them?" the delivery man asked.
"Just blowing up that wall thanks, and make them good and hot." the King replies.
"Rightio," the delivery man says, and leaves. He returns leading a hundred of the biggest dragons imaginable. How they got in remains a mystery. How they're fitting in continued to defy the law of physics, but they still let loose with a giant firey flame ...
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kingcairney wrote:I have contacts, Dont Make Me Do This.
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All flaming the walls will do is reveal the riddle on the wall :P
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how about nuking the mountain?
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That just makes his corpse become radioactive and become a zombie (as is my understanding of Nuclear explosive devices), then try to destroy us all. Hey, it worked in Nea Hestia.
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meh i have an 83 rate of survival in a zombie attack...
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dr-spangle wrote:meh i have an 83 rate of survival in a zombie attack...
oh cool.

:roll: .
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meh jeremy has 109... but he'ld be the zombie in this case..
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kingj wrote:All flaming the walls will do is reveal the riddle on the wall :P
It was worth a try ... :wink: It does go a nice colour when its almost at melting point, doesn't it?
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*Yelling over the Royal Guards nonstop shooting*

KEEP GOING! I THINK WE'RE GETTING THERE!!!
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I'm affraid for Númenor's only slightly magical thing we did we put a spell on the mountain so you cant get in that way
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KEEP SHOOTING!
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dr-spangle wrote:meh i have an 83 rate of survival in a zombie attack...
i have a 100% chance of survival..........(i have the zombie survival guide http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Survival ... 047&sr=1-1)
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Post by Pete »

I have infinite resistance. Plus I can move the mountain so it surrounds me and I am next to the corpse.

SuX0rz!
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candle of the swamp... take the test:

http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/take.php?id=6516
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survival rate:109
coolness:5
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Survival Rate: 99
Coolness: 5
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my coolness was 10... and my nothing was 0


and my status was lone survivor...
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dr-spangle wrote:and my status was lone survivor...
same here. :D
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