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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:22 pm
by Craitman
spangle, if you're talking about off-sides, then as long as the attacking player is behind the defenders (or the ball) when it's passed, then they're not offside.

and going all the way up the pitch wouldn't work either, you can't be off-side in your own half, or from a goal-kick for that matter...

having two referees as two of my best friends (and playing football nearly all the time) helps with these sort of questions... :P

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:22 pm
by dr-spangle
so if the defenders stood at half way the opposition wouldn't be able to pass in your half? :D

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:51 pm
by Craitman
yes they would, as long as their attackers were in their own half when the ball was played forward. if they were ahead of the defenders, then they would be off-side, but if they ran onto it, they wouldnt be.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:54 pm
by Hieu
Craitman wrote:yes they would, as long as their attackers were in their own half when the ball was played forward. if they were ahead of the defenders, then they would be off-side, but if they ran onto it, they wouldnt be.
1 solution to that.

Formation: 10-0-0

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:57 pm
by Craitman
even better, 0-0-10

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:22 am
by lachieboy
Laws of the Game, 2007 Edition wrote: LAW 11 – OFFSIDE

Offside position

It is not an offence to be in an offside position.

A player is in an offside position if:

•He is nearer to his opponents Goal Line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
•He is in his own half of the field of play; or
•He is level with the second last opponent; or
•He is level with the last two opponents

Offence

A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
•Interfering with play; or
•Interfering with an opponent; or gaining an advantage by being in that position

There is no offence if the player receives the ball directly from:
•A Goal Kick; or
•A throw in; or
•A corner kick

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:25 pm
by Craitman
see that - straight off the top of his head :lol:

he is a damn good ref then...

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:31 pm
by Lyam conDoin
Quick, official NHL definition of the slue-footing penalty...

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:01 pm
by Craitman
Lyam conDoin wrote:slue-footing penalty...
the what with a who now?

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:43 pm
by Lyam conDoin
You'll find out when lachie answers. :wink:

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:51 pm
by lachieboy
Slue Footing
Rarely called, as it is easily concealed. Tripping an opponent by using your feet.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:46 pm
by Lyam conDoin
Nice job quoting wikipedia. :lol:

Nah, just kidding. Although, it is worded exactly like Wiki....

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:10 am
by lachieboy
lachieboy wrote:Well:

I have a BIG book that has the basic rules of every sport you could think of
I am a football referee. (Know all the laws)
and there's always wikipedia :wink:

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:17 pm
by dr-spangle
can you access wikipedia during a match? or do you ask the people to stand still while you nip home...

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:51 pm
by Craitman
dr-spangle wrote:can you access wikipedia during a match? or do you ask the people to stand still while you nip home...
there'll be an article about whether you can do this on wikipedia :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:13 pm
by lachieboy
Nah, I only ref football, so I know the Laws off by heart.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:18 am
by lachieboy
*Ahem* Still waiting to get the job :roll:

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:56 am
by Craitman
haven't you noticed? you got the job at the start of last month* :lol:

*see here for details

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:30 am
by Andreas the Wise
Congrats, oh King.

*I really do know he's well qualified ...*

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:47 am
by Jack Norrington
Yaar...I be wishing to make a new sport. Dueling. Who be interested?

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:09 am
by Craitman
Jack Norrington wrote:Yaar...I be wishing to make a new sport. Dueling. Who be interested?
which game do you wish to simulate the "duels" on?

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:01 am
by Jack Norrington
yaar...

Have ye ever played monkey island?

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:24 am
by kingjames
Jack Norrington wrote:yaar...

Have ye ever played monkey island?
"I'm Shaking, I'm Shaking!"

A fellow Monkey Island FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Monkey Island (and Grim Fan dango) are the best games ever!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:25 am
by Craitman
Jack Norrington wrote:yaar...

Have ye ever played monkey island?
nay. i be not savvy about the dueling games...

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:31 am
by kingjames
Craitman wrote:
Jack Norrington wrote:yaar...

Have ye ever played monkey island?
nay. i be not savvy about the dueling games...
Monkey Island isn't a dueling game, it's a Pirate Adventure point & click that has to be the greatest series of games ever. The 'dueling' just takes place in the game through insults, to which the opponent must provide a come back that rhymes. If they can't think of one, you gain a few steps, it's awsome.