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Post by sovereignvikingemperor »

"Good Evening, Nidaros!!!! This is Naval Air Service Radio in Volsdame with Happy Hour and I am Abjörn Sigurdsson, your DJ. As usual I will be taking requests so start calling. Ah, the first caller already. Hello, welcome to Happy Hour!!"

"Good Evening, Sir."

"Well, please introduce yourself to the listeners".

"I'm Asgeir Gudleifsson and I'm Aide-de-Camp to His Imperial Majesty, The Sovereign Viking Emperor".

"Cool!! And which song would you to be played and for whom?"

"The request I make is not for myself, Sir, but on behalf of His Imperial Majesty."

"This gets better by the second. For whom would the Emperor request a song to be played."

"For the brave men and women of the Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service."

"And may I be so bold to ask you why?"

"His Imperial Majesty would like to express His support for the brave men and women of the Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service who are currently launching a cruise missile attack on the New Brittanian Fleets which are currently bombarding a castle on the south east coast of the most eastern island of the Warring Islands."

"Ah, a Viking style ticker tape parade for the New Brittanian "heroes"."

"Hahaha!! Indeed!!"

"Which song would His Imperial Majesty like to be played?"

" "Live and let die", by Guns 'N Roses."

"I wonder why.........

Dear listeners here is, on request of His Imperial Majesty, for the brave men and women of Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service "Live and let die" by Guns 'N Roses."

When you were young
and your heart was an open book
You used to say live and let live
you know you did
you know you did
you know you did
But if this ever changin
in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die

What does it matter to ya
When ya got a job to do
Ya got to do it well
You got to give the other fella hell

You used to say live and let live
you know you did
you know you did
you know you did
But if this ever changin
in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die

Summary: The Fifth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service consisting of 15 Raido Strategic Bombers escorted by 10 Valkyrie Multirole Fighters, has taken off from the Isle of Finistère, and are currently launching a cruise missile attack on certain ships of the New Brittanian Fleets that are on the south east coast of the most eastern island of the Warring Islands. 300 Mjollnir cruise missiles are fired at the New Brittanian Fleets. 200 at the four battleships (HNBMS Victorious, HNBMS North Hikeham, HNBMS Wild and HNBMS Ignorance, fifty cruise missiles each) and 100 at the aircraft carrier (HNBMS Rose).

The Mjollnir cruise missiles are extremely stealthy, have been launched at an extremely long range, and are programmed for sea skimming making them very hard to detect and destroy.

The Raido strategic bomber is the Stormarkian variant of the B-52H. Raido strategic bombers can carry six Mjollnir cruise missiles on each of two externally mounted pylons and eight internally on a rotary launcher, giving the Raido strategic bomber a maximum capacity of 20 missiles per aircraft.
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Post by Thorvaldsson »

15 Raido Strategic Bombers and 10 Valkyrie multi-role strike fighters of the Sixth Strike Wing Wing of the Naval Air Service of the Imperial Stormarkian Navy had taken off from the Isle of Finistere heading for the New Brittanian Fleet located near the easternmost island of the Warring Islands.

***Alpha Leader this is Isle of Finistere Ground Control. Are you within range of the New Brittanian Fleet? Over.***

***Negative Air Commodore. We will be in range in one minute. Over.***

***The whole New Brittanian Fleet is to be destroyed. Understood? Over.***

***Affirmative Air Commodore. Over and out.***

+++Good Morning New Brittanians! This is the Sixth Wing of the Naval Air Service of the Imperial Stormarkian Navy. All that bombarding must have made you quite hungry so we are here to serve you breakfast. A hot breakfast consisting of some very delicious sea skimming Mjollnir long range cruise missiles. Bon Appetit!+++

Summary: The Sixth Strike Wing of the Naval Air Service of the Imperial Stormarkian Navy launches an attack on the New Brittanian Fleet with 300 Mjollnir long range cruise missiles.

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Christian

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Pedigree

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Princess Andrea

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Virgin

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Ieper

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Flow

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Thelma

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Shirley Croft

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Warp

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Nang

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Truffle

25 cruise missiles are fired at the HNBMS Sargeant
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Post by Vehendi »

Stormark needs to apply first before it can post. You also need to wait I approve your participation and OOB.
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Post by Vehendi »

Your application is accepted, but seeing you are not a single member of the MCS, you will get 40-50% of the total amount of forces. You also are not eligible to receive gold stars and extra factors won't be counted in your battles.
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Post by sovereignvikingemperor »

And I presume the same also goes for all other participants who are not single members of the MCS i.e. Lovely and New Brittania?
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Post by Guido Zambelis »

What does that mean :S ?
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Post by sovereignvikingemperor »

but seeing you are not a single member of the MCS, you will get 40-50% of the total amount of forces. You also are not eligible to receive gold stars and extra factors won't be counted in your battles.
Well, this restriction is imposed upon Stormark because it is not a single member of the MCS so why should this only be imposed on Stormark and not on all other participants who are non-single members of the MCS?
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Post by sovereignvikingemperor »

Vehendi wrote:Stormark needs to apply first before it can post. You also need to wait I approve your participation and OOB.
And may I ask why because Stormark, which is an MCS Member, joined in accordance with the rules of this war i.e. at the invitation of a belligerent party already participating.
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Post by Vehendi »

I don't know about any invitation.

Also, Lovely and New Brittania aren't on the GSO map. Do you see them?
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Post by Ardashir Khan »

Yes I see New Brittania on the GSO map. It's the chain of islands to the west of Stormark :P
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Post by Iehova »

*puts hand up* This belligerent nation invited Stormark. I believe Harald is also correct in that Lovely have at the very least applied to join the GSO:

http://p100.ezboard.com/fmicronationaln ... D=83.topic

...and they are not alone in being belligerent nations who are also GSO members.
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Post by Vehendi »

New Brittania is one of the main forces - diminishing their forces is stupid.
Lovely has not appeared on the map yet - their application has not yet been accepted and they thus are a single member.

Also, the 50% rule is quite logical - the other half of the army needs to be on the other planet.
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Post by Ardashir Khan »

Except that flies in the face of the way this war has been organised. x brings x amount of troops to play on the battlefields of Micras, as set out in the orbat. If x leaves his posessions on Giess unguarded that's his problem. If a interplanetary war run in accordance to the MRL rule set was viable then he might have to leave a force behind to defend his holdings on the other world but it isn't so he doesn't.
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Post by sovereignvikingemperor »

Vehendi wrote:New Brittania is one of the main forces - diminishing their forces is stupid.
Rules should apply equally to all participants.
Vehendi wrote:Lovely has not appeared on the map yet - their application has not yet been accepted and they thus are a single member.
Lovely has been accepted into the GSO. So Lovely therefore is a non-single member. The reason why Lovely has not appeared on the GSO Map yet has to do with the fact that the map hasn't been updated yet.

http://p100.ezboard.com/fmicronationaln ... D=91.topic
Vehendi wrote:Also, the 50% rule is quite logical - the other half of the army needs to be on the other planet.
No, it isn't. This war is solely being fought on Micras by MCS Members under SNARL unit size rules. Giess has nothing to do with this war.
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Post by Vehendi »

Seeing that Lovely has been accepted into the GSO and New Brittania is still a member of the GSO, Stormark may have full troops.

You may post your OOBs in the following topic: http://www.micromaps.org/phpBB2/viewtop ... =7320#7320
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Post by Babs »

But as Lovely has not yet appeared on the map, thus it has not yet appeared on the planet, plus Lovely's forces are already in battle, you just spontaeneously reduce them, that would mean 50% of our stuff would just evaporate, because it cant go to Giess
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Post by Graius »

Do not delete my posts Vehendi. That you wish to do a U-turn is your business, but deleting my posts because you find them embarassing is a step too far.

I'll repeat:

Nova England
Stormark
New Britannia
Lovely

Are members of the GSO. And I would appreciate it if you didn't try to poach our members.
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Post by Vehendi »

Please refrain from posting on these forums in such tone. We also don't post on the GSO forums, so why should you peek into our business?
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Post by Graius »

If you don't want me to be impolite, then you can start by treating me with some respect. I "peeked into your business" because it affects mine.

Refrain from editing my posts.
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Post by Zatriarch Maximillideus »

And I would appreciate it if you didn't try to poach our members.
Poached members, Ben? I was under the impression that every member went on whatever map they wanted to regardless of the wishes of the cartographic society in question.
The MCS and GSO don't steal members off one another. If more nations want to join the MCS than the GSO that's their business and you have no right to accuse us of poaching them. Honestly. :roll:
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Post by Graius »

Then explain this:

Taken from MSN Conversation dated Wednesday the 11th October
[16:46] Jeremy- Remember that your forefather's died, Lost in millions for a country's pride.: i was getting blackmailed again earlier on
[16:46] Benjamin: by?
[16:47] Jeremy- Remember that your forefather's died, Lost in millions for a country's pride.: well actually, it was more of a bribe
[16:47] Benjamin: that's pretty much the opposite then
[16:47] Jeremy- Remember that your forefather's died, Lost in millions for a country's pride.: well yeh lol bad wording
[16:48] Jeremy- Remember that your forefather's died, Lost in millions for a country's pride.: but i resisted temptation
[16:49] Benjamin: meh
[16:49] Benjamin: if it's not about nukes, I'm probably not interested right now
[16:49] Benjamin: but tell me anyway :P
[16:49] Jeremy- Remember that your forefather's died, Lost in millions for a country's pride.: i would "aqquire" more mcs land if i left gso apparently
That, in my books, is poaching.
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Post by Vehendi »

I really did not edit your post, I deleted your first one. And this thread is getting a lock.
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