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|''I'm fed up of living on this god-damned planet<br>Sitting in a house made of chunks of granite<br>My geiger counter's going off the scale<br>Every empire wants the others to fail<br><br>Put my claim in on Thursday but the [[Council of the Micras Cartography Society|Council]] abstained<br>Tomorrow may be pretty but the dreams are chained<br>I'm gonna cover you in my phlegm<br>And let this planet know what I think of them<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>As a kid the [[Froyalanish sexual rites|Vanics messed me up]]<br>Had a few [[Idunn's Apple|apples]] before I hooked-up<br>Got sold to a man in a [[Pattern M1717 Service Uniform|glorious fez]]<br>But I'm a [[Slavery on Micras|free man]] or so he says<br><br>Fed up of the [[Senya national football team|Senyans]] always [[Golden Generation (Senya)|winning the footy]]<br>And of [[Fleet of Blore Heath|Bassarid pirates]] always stealing the booty<br>Nothing in this world is ever free or fair<br>When you have to breathe [[Nuclear weapons on Micras|nuclear air]]<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br>Fuck all y'all and fuck [[Micras]]<br><br>Now I'm getting older and my hair is thinning<br>Yet this silly planet keeps on spinning<br>[[Tarsica]] would be a nice retreat<br>But the [[Kaiser]] said suck my teat<br><br>From [[Confederate States of Floria|Floria]] to [[The Hexarchy|Hexarchy]] it's all obscene<br>Even in [[Craitland]] it's far from a dream<br>There's nowhere to run and nowhere to hide<br>As the [[Obedience Machine]] will [[Obedience Destruction|take my life]]<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack
|''I'm fed up of living on this god-damned planet<br>Sitting in a house made of chunks of granite<br>My geiger counter's going off the scale<br>Every empire wants the others to fail<br><br>Put my claim in on Thursday but the [[Council of the Micras Cartography Society|Council]] abstained<br>Tomorrow may be pretty but the dreams are chained<br>I'm gonna cover you in my phlegm<br>And let this planet know what I think of them<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>As a kid the [[Froyalanish sexual rites|Vanics messed me up]]<br>Had a few [[Idunn's Apple|apples]] before I hooked-up<br>Got sold to a man in a [[Pattern M1717 Service Uniform|glorious fez]]<br>But I'm a [[Slavery on Micras|free man]] or so he says<br><br>Fed up of the [[Senya national football team|Senyans]] always [[Golden Generation (Senya)|winning the footy]]<br>And of [[Fleet of Blore Heath|Bassarid pirates]] always stealing the booty<br>Nothing in this world is ever free or fair<br>When you have to breathe [[Nuclear weapons on Micras|nuclear air]]<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br>Fuck all y'all and fuck [[Micras]]<br><br>Now I'm getting older and my hair is thinning<br>Yet this silly planet keeps on spinning<br>[[Tarsica]] would be a nice retreat<br>But the [[Kaiser]] said suck my teat<br><br>From [[Confederate States of Floria|Floria]] to [[The Hexarchy|Hexarchy]] it's all obscene<br>Even in [[Craitland]] it's far from a dream<br>There's nowhere to run and nowhere to hide<br>As the [[Obedience Machine]] will [[Obedience Destruction|take my life]]<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack<br><br>Fuck the [[Raspur Pact|Pact]] and fuck [[Xäiville Convention|XC]]<br>Fuck [[Shirekeep]] and fuck [[Chryse]]<br>Fuck [[Mondo Etzeterra|Mondo]] and fuck [[Daau]]<br>Fuck the [[Vanic religion|Vanics]] and the [[Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade Union|Bassarids]] too<br>This whole world can go lick my crack}''<br />
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==Reception==
Renowed Dauian critic Robert Dowey Sr. of [[Kotify]] praised the song, claiming it to be a "punchy and catchy tune" while also offering an "alternate taste to current affairs". The song rose to top 3 on the Kotify billboard during its max listening period.


[[Category:International Mandate]]
[[Category:International Mandate]]
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[[Category:Music]]

Latest revision as of 21:41, 14 August 2024

"Fuck Micras"
Fuck Micras.png
Single by Filthy Barstools
Released 29 April 2024
Genre Country rock
Length 3:11
Filthy Barstools singles chronology
"Fuck Micras"
(1731)
"Next Train to Agra"
(1732)

Fuck Micras is a song by Filthy Barstools. The song was intended as the International Mandate's entry for the Microvision Song Contest.

Video

Lyrics

I'm fed up of living on this god-damned planet
Sitting in a house made of chunks of granite
My geiger counter's going off the scale
Every empire wants the others to fail

Put my claim in on Thursday but the Council abstained
Tomorrow may be pretty but the dreams are chained
I'm gonna cover you in my phlegm
And let this planet know what I think of them

Fuck the Pact and fuck XC
Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse
Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau
Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too
This whole world can go lick my crack

As a kid the Vanics messed me up
Had a few apples before I hooked-up
Got sold to a man in a glorious fez
But I'm a free man or so he says

Fed up of the Senyans always winning the footy
And of Bassarid pirates always stealing the booty
Nothing in this world is ever free or fair
When you have to breathe nuclear air

Fuck the Pact and fuck XC
Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse
Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau
Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too
This whole world can go lick my crack

Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too
This whole world can go lick my crack
Fuck all y'all and fuck Micras

Now I'm getting older and my hair is thinning
Yet this silly planet keeps on spinning
Tarsica would be a nice retreat
But the Kaiser said suck my teat

From Floria to Hexarchy it's all obscene
Even in Craitland it's far from a dream
There's nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
As the Obedience Machine will take my life

Fuck the Pact and fuck XC
Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse
Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau
Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too
This whole world can go lick my crack

Fuck the Pact and fuck XC
Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse
Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau
Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too
This whole world can go lick my crack

Fuck the Pact and fuck XC
Fuck Shirekeep and fuck Chryse
Fuck Mondo and fuck Daau
Fuck the Vanics and the Bassarids too
This whole world can go lick my crack}

Reception

Renowed Dauian critic Robert Dowey Sr. of Kotify praised the song, claiming it to be a "punchy and catchy tune" while also offering an "alternate taste to current affairs". The song rose to top 3 on the Kotify billboard during its max listening period.